Well, it is Monday so there’s that

Sipping coffee, you see that, here is another

Elis Presley did a song called, In the Ghetto

those are libraries

 The Detroit Public Schools Community District is paying some students to show up to school.

There is nothing I can do to fix it, throwing money isn’t the answer.

Meanwhile in the woods

Armydog calls me early, What you doin? Making easy money while sippin coffee, why you calling me before the sun is up over my lake.

well, it’s getting braver and pissing me off ,damn bear, yaknow dog, just the other day I was talking about my nipples as I see the temperature

I don’t care about your damn nipples, then why you callin me,

if it decides to come through the door, you want the fur?

if I go there, skin it in your kitchen drag it out, that fur will be mine, that’s a lot of work as you watch from your scooter

what about the meat

I’ll keep half , then sell the other half to smitty, take that money buy a new door,

you have insurance?

yes, I ain’t calling them shysters, they’ll raise my rates just for calling them.

It must have heard the M1 being loaded, it left

Wanna sell that M1?

I didn’t call you about selling my G’damn gun

Chance, yeah where you learn about tanning hides?

my dad , showed me how to angle the blade proper after that first rabbit I wrecked, never forgot that first rabbit

he hung up

went back to easy money and my coffee

small jobs require small smokers, modified of course

easy money plus Royalties, believe you me, I was paying attention at rummages sales I was dragged to under the penalty of Death! don’t touch nothin

use my stuff to make your stuff better you’re G’damn right there’s Royalties

I’ll be looking extremely dashing as I collect those royalties

My bacon, my sausage, Jalapeno peppers growin by the garden lady

Armadillo eggs = Royalties