I swear on all that is holy, I didn’t do this

Sippin coffee here which is my mornin MO, was thinkin Life isn’t fair, but what the hell do I know, I’m just oldtime yooperman from da ontonagon coast who eats the trenary toast eh. Without saying anything about anything, you understand this because you pay attention to what’s important.

And just what is the situation you are aware of, well, you are fully aware of the modern democrat/commiepinkos.

God had plan, I find it to be a solid plan, first, as we know, there is no beer in Heaven

so we drink here because God wants us to be happy.

Those ladies look all kinds of happy, and lookin damn good doin to, but there is another side of life, it can only be described as the uglies, I’m just a man, so through careful observation with some hands experience, Femineity starts on the inside and radiates out for all to see, and it’s perfectly normal, why, because of God’s plan is why.

The uglies is something different, thinkin it starts above the neck, unlike femineity that starts in the heart

Rush Limbaugh would have said

” that is exactly spot on”

after hearing this fella describe the uglies

they hate her not because she’s easy on the eyes, they hate her because of her feminiety