Author: Chance

  • I’m tryin Lord, I’m trying

    I’m tryin Lord, I’m trying

    Thinking the Lord speaks different to me than to others

     John 16:33

    “trying ain’t gonna get done son”.

    Heard tell, sometimes you just need loud music, that’s a damn lie, what goes good with LOUD music, coffee. Lots of coffee

    Both will get you ready for doing stuff, with the department of indoctrination closing, schools just may bring back the trades, here’s a guy making life better for the ladies and the children

    A common term you may have seen

    “what’s in the box”.

    Time, Knowledge, sweat and patience Not sure what it is about Women and sparkiles, but they like’em, ain’t that right fellas

    Seeing that, does make one wonder how many Artisans, Carpenters and Plumbers along with many others that have been aborted.

    Fellas, it is safe to say, Women have the gift of gab, back in school, knew a girl named Becky, she could talk and say a whole of nothin. the Dan-knee said if girls don’t talk, they’d probably blow up, sounds about Dan-knee.

    This Woman can talk, talking in such a way as a thank you to the fellas and other gals.

    Be honest here Ladies, moms attempt to teach table manners like how to use a fork and spoon and other stuff, dads are different, not wrong just different

    They’ll remember dad’s cooking like forever, unlike their best day gaming.

    Well this offering went different than expected, leathercrafting can be like that, probably because of the music playing.

  • There’s music for that man

    There’s music for that man

    That’s the look when I look I have when stepping outside, seeing the world. Engaging my pronouns XYFU

    For those with teevee, can you imagine charles manson being invited onto a talk show to discuss his murders and continues to do so

    You can see it ole Isaac Newton’s face expression

    Chance, now you’re just showing off

    Try to keep up Mophead

    I see the religion of pieces is being peaceful again

    Yeah, right and ok world Knowing the storm was heading in thought I would go check Armydog’s blood pressure early, seen his wifey first. Where is he? ” in his workshop, been out there 2 hours with my vacuum cleaner, I’m not allowed in his shop, you go check on him”

    Ok

    Dog, what you doin man

    “I’m making a family heirloom”

    Needs a better bridge

    “The wife sent you out here didn’t she, you back in and tell her, I’ll have her vacuum tuned up soon”.

    Ok dog

  • Ohh my, input input input

    Ohh my, input input input

    Was a time when I was told, “what you want to learn, software or hardware”?. Both! opened a box that contained many little boxes, then the hurry and wait mode kicked in which you time to… how about a few beers, go sauna and make baby, should be connected to the interwebs by then. Internal modem

    Some facts, al gore didn’t invent the net or build it, the Porn industry built up, think like this, men love buttons, Women have lots of buttons, ain’t that right Fellas.

    Remember what the femnazis said, “we can do anything a man can do, and do it better, could you please set the clock on the VCR, LOLOL sure. Business seen what was happening, got in on the action, then government’s eyeballs started crying bout all the $$ they could make. Sharing information, learning stuff that’s the bright side of interwebs.

    I can understand why some may think I’m out there, they be right, there’s reason I’m outside or doing stuff, I seen where things were heading, really didn’t want to partake anymore.

    Staying informed is a situation awareness item, but what cost

    Cockroaches hate the light

    I like the Lady, she’s outside doing stuff, still well informed

    Videos, what cool about videos, they cut down on misspelling, missing words and punctuation because of G’damn small buttons and cigar fingers, which are good for ringing necks.

    Bad Kitty knew JFK wasn’t talking about the USSR

  • Meanwhile at the kitchen table

    Meanwhile at the kitchen table

    Ever be doing something then having to stop, only to entertain a guest, enters Fast Freddy. I’ll pour the cup after that you’re on your own, I got stuff to do. ” what ya making” I mixing up a batch jerky.

    Scoville Heat Units: 300,000+ SHU

    Trinidad Scorpion Butch T variety in 2011, which briefly earned the title of “Hottest Pepper in the World”.

    With some added boost for these chilly soon to be Spring days

    Carolina Reaper

    Scoville heat units (SHU)1,400,000 – 2,200,000

    Freddy, you needin a Kleenex, your nose is runnin. It can a bit pungent in here at times, you be fine. (I gave him a project to do), thinking he spent too much time in the stratosphere, soon there will a baby born, I was thinkin what to give the child as a welcome into the world

    I can already hear the conversation, ” let me guess, this is from your dad, wow, he is old school” I figure the reply will be something as this:

    “Don’t let him hear that, first birthday just might a musket:.

    For information purposes Gunwerks has deer rifle that can knock down brown cows from 2 miles away, it’s all about deer hunting right?

    Hands Freddy a dishtowel, your eyes leakin, what what’s wrong with you? I shouldn’t have asked. He tells me while plowing snow, he blew the tranny, Freddy, don’t you drive a GMC, you know, a gay man’s carriage, Freddy I don’t like how this conversation turning, don’t you have stuff to do like bluing a barrel? He left.

    Some good reading in that book

    A strange gift for a baby you say, we’re dealing with crazies now, thinkin what sort of future will the child grow up in if these some sort of future leaders.

  • It’s a very versatile word

    It’s a very versatile word

    Contrary to some who think I live in cave, or some dirty little hobbit hole, wrong! What’s it like outside, just look at that bird’s expression

    WHAT THE PHUCK!

    URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE

    ...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM EDT THIS
    AFTERNOON...

    * WHAT...Heavy snow.
    I know birdy, I know...

    Must be phucking nice

    I’ll say this as nicely as I can under such globull warmin/coolin or that other stuff called climate change.

    PHUCK YOU AND THE PHUCKING GOAT YOU RODE ON

    This is a straight up phuckin eh man

    If someone asks why you don’t support the ukraine, just say… PHUCK UKRAINE

    Not one to be afraid to give a lady compliment You lady, are PHUCKING BEAUTIFUL, and I mean it

    That’s enough phonics for today, well kinda sorta and somewhat, I have to go PHUCKING plow snow, so excuse me

  • Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur

    Amor animi arbitrio sumitur, non ponitur

     We choose to love, we do not choose to cease loving

    President Trump and me much in common, both have many irons in the fire, granted, his is far more important than mine, I see mine as adding to the fabric.

    Some background

    VA Grand Rapids told Grampa he couldn’t have beer in his room, they took his 6 pack. As Grampa said, 2 days later he escaped on a greyhound bus, not bad for someone already in their 90’s, found him at the backdoor. Dad an couple of us boys help set him up in basement, fridge with beer, a bed, floor radio and an indoor commode. Seemed like 2 weeks before people from VA showed up. Grampa died there 103 years of age. Won’t mean nothin to nobody, I’m cleaning up those real 2x2s from the early 40’s, gonna make some corner ladder shelving. Even I can make those. Lookin at that crapper was thinkin, yaknow

    if Elon would buy Harley Davidson, we’d all see how committed the left is to their cause. 🙂

    Ever notice how science and religion are always at each other’s throat, maybe it be more like a competition

    first one there wins!

    I betcha you with children think much same as Grampa did, there was 13 in his family

    I wanted to show you Weldon, 99 years old Veteran drinking moonshine like it’s Sweet Tea, I lost Weldon somewhere.

    Stay in the game no matter how little. When the last day comes, it will come on its own and it will be time.

  • Mandrake

    Mandrake

    Smitty, a Nam Brother sent me a picture, what you need to know about him is well he’s a boob guy, not his fault and certainly not the Ladies fault and yes he’s mannered about stuff, except his peripheral vision, that’s like stuck in overdrive. Chance, if you were stuck in an elevator which one you’d like to be stuck in there with?

    Reply:

    The one that can the G’damn elevator

    Can some please tell me wtf that is, I said please

    Sometime back I was talkin with someone at the gas station told’em I was a PUREBLOOD, as if I didn’t see those girls, young girls whispering something, looked like these 2.

    I looked at them both, I didn’t say it, just think ladies in 5 years you be behaving as this while I got new knees from the VA

    Sips coffee… come to think of it Mandrake, I will need both of them, that way when I fall asleep, they can talk to each other.

    Mandrake I got stuff to do

    Well, tryin to sit back and think stuff before taking action cannot even do that in peace

    Mandrake

    The Dan-knee sent this saying remind you of anyone?

    Burma

    yea, my mom, she referred to you as my hooligan friend, what is that 2-cylinder 4 stroke, with added tinkering

    Mandrake, just think, after all the violence and double-talk, what ya gonna do?

    I’ll tell ya what ya gonna do, you’ll the walk, the walk of Life

  • By the Dawn’s early light

    By the Dawn’s early light

    Sips coffee out here, you see headlines just I do, who runs barter town came to mind, that’s just brain lube, try this:

    Crossing the Rubicon an irrevocable decision that commits one to a specific course of action, often with significant consequences. This phrase originates from Julius Caesar’s crossing of the Rubicon River in 49 BC, which led to a civil war.

    Is that what the left is wanting, thinking they’ll rule over the ashes?

    One will remain standing the other will fall

    Much history in this picture, and irony

    Some call him Ole Hickory, others know him as Indian killer, when President Trump brought back the portrait

    he knew then where they would attack, the courts

    250 years, it’s like a checkmark in history, many societies make or break it at 250 years.

  • I got a need for speed

    I got a need for speed

    With the price of the go-juice dropping, maybe it’s time for a new truck. I should call up Elon, Elon, I know you been busy saving lives for your reward your dealerships are getting torched, maybe it’s time you get into truck building with plenty of TOXIC MASCULINITY built into it, the girls love that stuff man. I was thinking something along these lines, get in, get out of town asap.

    Elon, I know your grey matter operates in the space time continuum where math is the chosen language, me, I’m old fashion and set in my ways, I like to read, and yes when buyin stuff reading the fine print is self-preservation. This video is worth your time if thinking about buying a vehicle even if built here.

    4th Amendment

    Catamarans aren’t built for the road, great road music

    a TACO truck vs the left

    The left has no clue of the dangers that come with just wanting to leave US alone to live our lives as we see fit

  • A question for OUR time

    A question for OUR time

    Do We have a constitution or do we not?

    Some Shakespeare came to mind while Roberts gave a green light to deny President Trump at every opportunity

    Something else for your plate

    The Fourth Turning is a theory proposed by William Strauss and Neil Howe, suggesting that history follows a cyclical pattern of generational change, with each cycle consisting of four distinct periods: High, Awakening, Unraveling, and Crisis. This framework is used to analyze societal shifts and predict future events based on historical patterns.