Author: Chance

  • Friday’s bits & pieces

    Friday’s bits & pieces

    Sips coffee… for the record, I didn’t speed yesterday to pay that speeding ticket I got a while back, got a reminder in receptacle box, I was cruising pretty good until that silver-back came into view quickly, rather quickly, slowed right down, speed limit 55, they driving 49 mph (wtF!). Silver-backs you see them, kinda and sorta, only thing you do see of them is back of their head which 99.9% silver in color.

    While at box, well well well, look what finally got off the slo-boat from china china china. The songle I’ve waiting for, it’s for nothing nefarious, I’m not a nefarious sorta people.

    I miss radio junk, everything was made in Japan, it’s a cross-over switch-a-roo for, well you just never mind what for. Nothing nefarious. Sippin coffee, I was tellin dog; dog, it’s probably a good thing I’m not parent in today’s amerika, yeah, boys, get in here at the table, I gotta tell you both something, look kids, I cannot afford both of ya, so this what we are to do and may the good Lord be with you

    Ohh you think that’s funny eh, trust me when I say, there’s nothing funny in Marine bootcamp, wanna know what won’t be found in bootcamp, MERCY What part did you not understand, you always keep going until the threat so no longer a threat!

    I bet you understand now

    My friend Johnny came up from Texas, likes to fish the channels around Brownville, was tellin me about a road I-35 just outside of DFW, sayin those people don’t know how to merge, those people won’t let you merge driving at 90 mph, tye-stuff down, no way, the evidence is all over the side of road, he said I’d do real good on 1-35, that’s right Johnny, with a BOSSPLOW I’m used to moving snowflakes, a lot of them.

    I’ve never been to Texas, close, got real close, kinda sorta, Lawton Oklahoma, with flat roads you’d think the coppers would pay no mind to those who have lead in thier foot, trust me, that’s not case. After seeing this stringbean, not sure I wanna see Lubbock Texas, they eat weird things in Lubbock

    Stopped at road farmer’s set-up, bought a couple of apples, nice young lady, wanna know when you’re old, it’s when you don’t sleep with your teeth!, my teeth destroyed an apple listening to her jaw-jack about stuff., believe you me, stealing apples never once crossed my mind

  • Chinggis… does he have a sister?

    Chinggis… does he have a sister?

    Was at the house doin some stuff, truck pulled in, no rust, seen the plate, outta state, that would explain the lack of rust. This young lady you if take some pictures, no I don’t mind, the colors are just beautiful. Found out she’s up from the Wisconsin Dells area, her dad got a camp down the road some, said growing up hunting and fishing being outdoors is the best to be, so true. Still taking pictures of the lake, said she tries explaining to people about where North is, with a smile said she won’t even try explaining this place that’s up North of North. Said she taking pictures to show someone who’s never seen such things except in pictures, then said, soon I’ll be leaving the for Stepp. Why you going there, well I do missionary and my boyfriend there. Does he have his own yurt or live with his parents?, he has own place, (looks like this)

    Thinkin that impressed her I knew about such things. Private thought insert, chance, you may cool and stuff but having a snow leopard as a hunting friend while sporting an AK-47 is like top shelf cool.

    Said no he doesn’t have a leopard, his sister has a bird she hunts with

    (net pic)

    That’s when I asked her about a sister, he has 3 of them, ohh.. ohh yeah, well ask your Chinggis, which one pesters him the most, maybe we can do a bit of trading. She let out a belly laugh, then said, we’re hoping to get him over here to meet my parents next year and says, I’ll tell him that still smiling. Said she has get goin and thanked me, told her, you get him over for visit, stop by if time allows, she took a picture of me to show him.

    Just goes to show ya, just never know what the day bring while outside.

    I found a time-lapse video,

    was a time you’re told be home for supper, or maybe you told come-in when the streetlights came on

  • Journo entry: Nooks & crannies

    Journo entry: Nooks & crannies

    See the look on Patton’s face, that’s like a Trifecta, I’ll explain: Pullin up in Armydog’s drive, that’s his face expression, I can see his brain is already squimmin like toad. 2nd reason, there’s a lot Army in these woods. Ever experience the sayin ” Embrace the Suck”, no well… you’re about to, stick with me, you be fine.

    A bit of history: You’ve come along baby Was a time when gerbles were all the fashion you know, tye a string on their tail and have them run wild up the rectum, why I have no idea, rodent abuse totally. Moving to the E.R. yes you can look up everything to verify, trust me you won’t be disappointed by the INSANITY you find, case in point: a perfect replica of an anus had to be surgically removed, why, because Redy-Crete concrete was used to form the replica.

    Butt Wait!

    there’s more, now with today’s technology, the full experience of birth can be achieved:

    I can see some are lookin like you just came out of Marine Corps Gas chamber that need some fresh air, ok ok, breath deep, you be fine, pay no mind to water, just a sign the gales of November will be here soon enough:

    Now; moving on to the finer stuff in Life, I saved my nickels from doin a job Americans won’t do, like tying floats and lead weights on fishnets why, I needed to know all about a Woman’s stuffing, I spared no expense, got the deluxe model containing the miracle of Life yeah, something we Men cannot do.

    Wanna see the difference between Men & Women of course you do

    View this as an example of me showing where the bear does it’s business

    For the record Ladies, believe you me when I say, it really doesn’t matter what you wear or accesory, you already made it better as these examples:

    She could teach Tampon timmy a thing or 2 about shotguns

    Last but not, spandex,leggings or yoga pants, they should viewed as privilege not a right, fellas you know what I speak when you are buyin stuff

    Some Elvis would go good right about now

    Toldja 🙂

  • Should I tell her…naaa

    Should I tell her…naaa

    In Marine Corps years, I’m that Chronically gifted

    Been few days since the high priestess of trollands, the murderess of the Elderly, the dissector of babies tried to insult me and many others.

    Here’s another attempt to insult me

    Not even Serrano ruffled my feathers with his so-called piss Christ

    They’ll find out on their own about Galatians 6:7

    GOD will not be mocked

    Now for demonstration purposes, I shall show how to do a proper insult. This morning I got the Armydog on horn, ” Morning marching boy how you doing and no we haven’t gotten any coffee yet”. Armydog, you knew Lee Marvin right, “yes” a PFC Marine Corps Scout sniper, shot in ass on Saipan.

    “Why you telling all this?” Well Brother it occurred to me in film, one never see’s an Armydog portraying a Marine, but Marines do portray Armydogs I know why Armydog, but I wanted your input on the matter. “I gonna shove the Trombone up your keister Chance”. Armydog wanna know why that is? Because we’re really good at the puusayin

    it’s French for push!

    Birthing a baby inside a burned-out tank

    Our children will learn of war with their own eyes

  • You might be a Crusty if:

    You might be a Crusty if:

    See that, that’s the look on my face when someone asks me what my favorite part of Fall is, my favorite part of Fall is when the mosquitos go back to hell. That look can also be applied elsewhere such as hearing Roy with Bob Hope in mind

    The look can also be seen when asked about ATF, ATF, sounds like big box discount store for you know, Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms

    Music break:

    What you just read though could be translated as in, you’re dog ass tired, no sleep for 72 hours, stench of death hangs in the air, flies eating on the dead, the one on point comes upon a burned out Chruch, area secured, you enter and sit down deathly quiet inside. Off in the corner there’s a piano, one gets up walks over, picks up a chair, and starts banging out Mozart Symphony No. 25, to G’damn tired smile, but you find you’re heart has warmed… that’ll work

  • Observations from my outpost

    Observations from my outpost

    Sips coffee… it’s gonna be warmchilly day, keep movin stay warm, stop movin, get chilly.

    “Evil preaches tolerance until it’s dominant, then it tries to silence the good”

    Archbishop Charles Chaput

    Where is hollywood with thier money to pitch-in for those who hurricane Helene has harmed?.

    Heard tell, those who have the least, give the most

    Music break:

    A song for Sargent

    the offer is still open

    Wyoming is on fire

    Instead of replacing, repairing or remodeling, thinkin a drive down the road that way, waves hand would do me good. In other words,

    Don’t Quit

    There are people whom I have never even met, that on counting on me to stay the course!

    I can see how this might go if the cops pull me over for speeding

    ” Step out of the truck”

    Sure thing officer, after the song

  • Favorite quote engaged SSDD

    Favorite quote engaged SSDD

    Sips coffee… Some people want material things, me, I just want peace, good times as in this example:

    And a nice butt to rub

    There others who have a different plan for you and me

    For those who are not awake; find comfort in thier chains, don’t waste your time or materials on them

    It’s a nice set-up, also a lot of iron to lug around, for those may find themselves workin such a coffee pot,

    don’t start in with then whine because you have no filters, you don’t need them, this what ya do, fill water, just dump in the coffee, when fully perked :), take about a half cup of cold water, pour slo around the top, inside of course for thos in the back, wait a few minutes, all the grounds will have settled on the bottom. You be fine

    Being an INFEDEL, I shall speak as one

  • The dragon is back

    The dragon is back

    Sips coffee, was looking at the ceo of Piedmont lithium; Keith Phillps

    A story came to mind, it was like whammo! the Legend of Saint George, there’s many versions to the story:

    According to the Legenda Aurea (Golden Legend), a 13th-century collection of hagiographies of saints, a dragon was terrorizing a village called Silene in Libya, demanding tribute of trinkets and livestock, and when the people couldn’t pay, the cruel creature demanded the blood of a princess. The valiant George came to the rescue and slew the dragon. The town and the grateful young lady were saved.

    Now, if you are familiar with classical mythology, this all sounds very much like Perseus or Jason and Medea. And if you are familiar with the Wild West of early Christian saints, this all sounds like Demetrius and Theodore. But, however you slice it, the man, the myth and the legend took on such a life of their own that devotion to St. George spread all over the Christian world. It was said that George made the Sign of the Cross over the dragon before killing it, and the red cross of St. George, taken up by Richard the Lion Heart, became a staple of imagery during the Crusades

    It’s not trinkets he wants, it’s the land

    Malukah

    she sang of such times we find ourselves living in

  • Cherry-pickin

    Cherry-pickin

    Like those two goofballs

    Sips coffee, hearing the lake lap the shore in like low 40’s, there’s a story out there, a fun read for the Nero-net, you know, to keep the fluids fluid, ever read the story of Davey Crockett & Farmer Bunce, if not; read it here:

    “Not Yours to Give” – Mackinac Center

    Lots of holes in the story, Jim will fill you in

    Jim’s Corner: “Not Yours to Give”: A Fable Re-Examined (crockettincongress.blogspot.com)

    There’s a line in that story that came to mind while hearing the lake.

    ” As an individual of the body, you are free to give to charity as much as you want”

    paraphrasing of course to pique the interest of what the hell is he talking about now.

    A full congress, many are millionaires through insider-trading and Shadey dealings

    I haven’t seen any dispatches of that gathering of Baboons donating a dollar from thier own pocket to those hurt caused by Helene. Have you, just askin.

    Ever go to a fur trapping show, there’s good people donating thier time to show the young ones the proper ways of trapping, you can see some are not really payin attention while there others are all ears, this young lady reminded me of those who want to learn to do stuff the right way.

    An now a word from Chad

    You knew, you just knew this song was gonna play 🙂

  • Journo entries

    Journo entries

    These are more reminders for myself, you’re more than welcome to tag along. Was sipping a coffee and thinkin there’s not difference between the sheep and Turons, you know, a cross breed of tourists and MORONS. Tourists normally behave themselves, that other bunch, don’t get me going to early for that. Say if I got another dog, call him Sharky, come next tourist season if there’s one, bring him to a beach full of them, let him loose, wait a few minutes, then start yelling SHARK! SHARK!, and just watch with the Clint Squint. I just might do that… sips coffee.

    Was looking at these Patriots

    I kinda noticed they are looking at me, and you. We all don’t have choppers, if I had one, G’damn right I wouldn’t be asking for FUCKING PERMISSION. Looking at those bucks, a name came to mind, some of US are not as young as they are, some of US hurt in places we didn’t know we had, yaknow, that just doesn’t matter a hill of beans, not when Ole Sam Whittemore set the example for those of US that Chronologically gifted:

    Some background about Ole Sam:

    Samuel Whittemore was a 78 year old retired soldier, who took up arms in the later part of the day on April 19, 1775 after the Battles of Lexington and Concord. While skirmishing with others he was cornered by soldiers of the battalion company of the British 47th Regiment of Foot. He killed one with his musket and two more with his pistols. He was shot in the face, clubbed in the head with a musket butt and bayoneted a number times. Despite his grievous wounds he lived another 18 years.

    I still think one REDNECK is more so more than a 1000 PhDs, printed this out, inserted into the journo for future considerations concerning foreign aid= influence

    I didn’t insert this

    final entry was;

    Ephesians 5:11 

    Have no fellowship with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them