Author: Chance

  • I got a need for speed

    I got a need for speed

    With the price of the go-juice dropping, maybe it’s time for a new truck. I should call up Elon, Elon, I know you been busy saving lives for your reward your dealerships are getting torched, maybe it’s time you get into truck building with plenty of TOXIC MASCULINITY built into it, the girls love that stuff man. I was thinking something along these lines, get in, get out of town asap.

    Elon, I know your grey matter operates in the space time continuum where math is the chosen language, me, I’m old fashion and set in my ways, I like to read, and yes when buyin stuff reading the fine print is self-preservation. This video is worth your time if thinking about buying a vehicle even if built here.

    4th Amendment

    Catamarans aren’t built for the road, great road music

    a TACO truck vs the left

    The left has no clue of the dangers that come with just wanting to leave US alone to live our lives as we see fit

  • A question for OUR time

    A question for OUR time

    Do We have a constitution or do we not?

    Some Shakespeare came to mind while Roberts gave a green light to deny President Trump at every opportunity

    Something else for your plate

    The Fourth Turning is a theory proposed by William Strauss and Neil Howe, suggesting that history follows a cyclical pattern of generational change, with each cycle consisting of four distinct periods: High, Awakening, Unraveling, and Crisis. This framework is used to analyze societal shifts and predict future events based on historical patterns.

  • A lesson from nature

    A lesson from nature

    It applies to those Anti-American types

    The only bird that dares to peck an eagle is the crow. The crow sits on the eagles back and bites his neck. The eagle does not respond, nor fight with the crow; it does not spend time or energy on the crow instead he just opens its wings and begins to rise higher in the heavens. The higher the flight, the harder it is for the crow to breathe and eventually the crow falls off due to a lack of oxygen.

    They might be along for the ride but they’ll soon fall off. Do not allow yourself to succumb to the distractions…. keep your focus on the things above, keep learning, growing and continue rising!

    This should cover today’s big big news:

    “The evidence that they have at the present time is not very very strong…the case as it stands now isn’t strong enough to be able to get a conviction” – J. Edgar Hoover to President Johnson on 11/23/63

    Lookin out at the lake, IKE came to mind

    With no guarantee of success, IKE and his people planned for every possible scenario. 45 Trump had four years to think about every possible scenario, including being jailed for 300 years, why, look how the opposition is behaving is why. IKE wasn’t on Bloody Amaha or Point du Huc, was the people, was people who went to the polls knowing the left will cheat, and cheat they did, stole some seats they did, we won the day, President is back where he can do the best for everyone.

    Operation Market Garden a complete disaster not so different from the Spineless john roberts and the acb.

    The next battle will be in the courts for that’s about all they have now. 2 years two worth of fighting sounds about right

    People listen-up, ok so you gained some ground, what you gonna do now, rest on your laurels, not happening, we don’t take the Mid-terms first thing they’ll do is impeach him then come for you and me, the way fauci treated beagles even dog won’t be safe.

    What the hell do I know anyways

    My neighbor was out

    As coach would say

  • Journo entry for Sunday

    Journo entry for Sunday

    Was time again to go rattle Armydog’s cage, said we’d have a drink when he turns 100 years young, at the moment he’s 93, making sure his blood pressure remains proper, why, I want that drink he promised. When you go see someone, you get a warm welcome, an example of such a thing

    Nothing like that can be found at his home

    Sips coffee in 25 degree weather with breeze mind you, his wifey was telling me one of girlfriend’s know 3 ladies who are going to have babies, and that’s when I said

    Life is God’s gift to us, what we become is our gift to God

    she agreed, then I said Dog, you notice Women have girlfriends, you’re not like some sort of boyfriend of mine are ya? the look on face you’ve seen before on Charles Bronson, as if I didn’t see his right hand reaching for his .45

    ‘Death Wish’

    Hold on dog, remember we’re suppose have a drink and figure out Women, that’s when she stood behind him like a hug from the back, he leaned his head back in-between her boozems moving left to right while saying, ohh I understand the Woman just fine. It’s time for you to leave, I suppose. Mission accomplished; blood pressure proper

    With the long winter not yet over, I know what happened

    She’s late

    She’s late

    those fellas took their wifey to the sauna and now

    they’re 3 months late

  • Drink it… umm no

    Drink it… umm no

    I’d rather go full Aztec on your ass

    What’s your purpose in life, eat, drink and be merry hopefully to die fat and happy, everything else is filler and/or fluff. I do eat green stuff, just prefer them uncooked, take cabbage as an example, I like cold slaw with those Minni marshmallows, boiled dinner, not happening. The stores won’t sell American farm goods because imports are cheaper, but they will allow this crap on their shelves.

    UnReal Milk is produced using mammalian cell culture— replicating the nutrition, taste, and texture of traditional dairy. It can be processed into butter, cheese, and ice cream, offering a lower-carbon, cruelty-free alternative to conventional milk. Brown Foods claims its production method slashes carbon emissions by 82%, water use by 90%, and land use by 95%, without relying on livestock.

    I don’t wanna get to techie on ya, I can won’t

    Non fat dry milk  powder can bind water and is often used in making sausages, including fermented types. Dry milk powder contains 50% lactose (sugar) and is used in fermented sausages as a source of food for lactic acid producing bacteria. It also contains around 35% of protein, about 0.6 – 1% fat and may be considered a healthy high energy product. Dry milk powder greatly improves the taste of low fat sausages. Non fat dry milk powder is a good natural product and it does not affect the flavor of the product.

    Like the pepperoni, the tang in the meat

    I use what’s known as Encapsulated citric acid is citric acid coated with a protective layer, allowing it to remain inactive during the mixing process and only release its tangy flavor when the meat reaches a specific cooking temperature (around 135-145°F). It is commonly used in sausage making to enhance flavor and improve shelf stability by lowering the pH of the meat. Another natural item.

    “The future of food faces significant challenges,” says Sohail Gupta, Co-founder and CEO of Brown Foods, who founded the startup in 2021 alongside Bhavna Tandon, and Avhijeet Kapoor.

    “When it comes to dairy, cattle farming accounts for 30% of global methane emissions, while supply chain adulteration remains a major problem. Additionally, cattle farming depends on optimal climatic conditions, and milk production cannot be easily regulated— as seen during COVID-19, when supply chain disruptions made it impossible to simply pause milk production. UnReal Milk aims to address these challenges by providing a scalable, animal-free, and sustainable alternative, leveraging technology to offer a safer and more controllable dairy solution.”

    Not my fault, the first song that came to mind about “natural”

    Think of it this way, what were you doin in 72 besides healing up


  • We accept the danger

    We accept the danger

    There’s one item both city types and country people have in common, both places are full of danger, yet people choose to live in those environments.

    Spring is like getting here, which means there are babies in Mother nature’s living room. Before trail cams, people would take pictures as proof, those same people would be dismissed by the so-called experts because they know stuff. There’s no cougars UP here people were told.

    I’ll admit, they are cute

    Times have changed

    “It’s pretty exciting, considering this could be the first known cougar reproduction in modern times in the western Great Lakes states,” said Roell, referring to Michigan, Wisconsin and Minnesota. “It really shows that we have a unique place in Michigan where someone has a chance to see a wolf, a moose and a cougar in the wild. It’s something that should be celebrated

    No use running young lady

    First instinct is to chase, best to stand and fight, it’ll be good death for one of you

    that we have the habitat to support an elusive animal like this.”

    Ranchers & farmers out west know all about these cats

    Although cougars are native to Michigan, most of them now appear to be transient animals, dispersing into Michigan from Western states. The DNR has verified 132 adult cougar reports, Roell said, but DNA testing has confirmed only male cougars to date.

    The cubs have not been spotted since March 6. “Those young cougars are very vulnerable right now,” Roell said. “We don’t know where they are or if they’re even alive. Mother Nature can be very cruel.”

    cougars are on the list of endangered mammals in Michigan, meaning it’s illegal to hunt or harass them, which includes trying to locate their den. It’s also illegal to trespass on private property, he noted.

    Walk outside and see a cougar moseying around

    while dog is out doing his business

    Out West the experts have noticed something

    a disturbing revelation for pet owners: Most mountain lions in the region seem to have acquired a taste for dogs and cats

    83 cougars analyzed, 52% had recently dined on a dog, a cat, or another domestic animal. The true percentage is likely higher, however, because the contents of 18% of the stomachs were too digested to make a determination. As for deer, considered a menu staple, a measly 5% of the mountain lions had eaten one.

    Some Timbuk3 fits well

    Don’t matter where you are at, step out your door in the morning, no guarantee you’ll be home for supper.

  • Bits & pieces

    Bits & pieces

    Sips my coffee… what sort of people/demons’ protest for the continuation in order to poison you

    National lobbyists, who rarely, if ever, show up to Charleston, came out in full force to oppose HB 2354, which would ban the in-state sale of any food products containing Red 3, Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2 and Green 3.

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr

    @RobertKennedyJr

    A new report, described as “the most rigorous assessment of the behavioral effects of food dyes ever conducted,” is based on a review of the results of 27 clinical trials in children performed on four continents over the last 45 years.

    I betcha you would ask if he took donations

    We’ll get to Uncle Scotty soon enough, first, seeing this kid build a weapon, you will understand Uncle Scotty even more so

    Uncle Scotty is a product of the environment he grew up in, so cussing is like right up there as a 2nd language… he’s not wrong with his Righteous Anger

    I like Ben Carson; he has hands that heal, he also knows what they removed from the schools

    Tosses this in for the sake of wonder, every culture can see the same thing, yet see it differently. Soon a Blood Moon will appear The Ojibwe people believe that the blood moon is a time of renewal and rebirth, symbolizing the cyclical nature of life.

    Renewal & Rebirth, the golden age

    sounds much the same

    Watchin this guy… no, I don’t have to go through all that

    not sure where she got them, 3 chairs, deck chairs, lookin like they came off the Titanic, with some Krylon, I’ll paint them up, red, white blue, should be ready for the 4th. You’ll see.

    This… this will never get old 🙂

  • The Trifecta of FFF

    The Trifecta of FFF

    Sips coffee… this is not President Trump calling me on the carpet

    Sir, before we get down to brass tacks, polite company should leave.

    President Trump giving orders to Karoline to go out there and give the ap their daily well-deserved beat down until their morale improves.

    Sir, I like maps, if one don’t know where they came from, how in the hell do they know they are going, maps are good, spreads out a map of the St. Lawrence Sea way

    That FATFUCKFORD has threatened our people, I don’t take to kindly to people who make threats against our Elders, our Women and children, the weak and defenseless. Ever hear of the Lexington sir?

    Ohh yes, the Coral Sea Chance, yes sir, you being a Peacemaker I humbly submit a plan of Action, known as Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

    Luckily, Lexington was docked at nearby Puget Sound Naval Ship Yard in Bremerton, Washington. Directed by the federal government, the Navy sent the carrier to Tacoma and rigged heavy electric lines from the ship to the city’s power system. From December 17, 1929, to January 16, 1930, Lexington provided the city with 4,520,960 kilowatt hours that powered factories, homes, and Christmas lights.

    Isaiah 2:4 Sir comes to mind

    Swords to ploughshares is a concept in which military weapons or technologies are converted for peaceful civilian applications.

    OF course sir the media will say Trump has gone Ballistic

    While that FATFUCKFORD can only watch

    As the Virgina class Texas appears blasting ZZ Top

    While the Ohio class Michigan appear from below the ice with a very familiar sound

    Nuke power can do the job, Go NAVY, do your thing, do your stuff, (Jeff Goldblum Independence Day).

    Anything else Chance, Yes Sir, you know the one that looks like she got viagra stuck in her throat ole rachel maddow, thinking Rush made my favorite jingle with her in mind

    Dog, President Trump knows it’s a solid plan Semper fi Sir!

  • All politics are local

    All politics are local

    I wanna explain something you may not realize, see this Finnish girl, you and her have much in common, she married a yooper, not everyone has yooper, you people have me and just like her, ain’t you lucky, of course you are.

    As you know I have two crows (cleanup crew), been hanging around for years, few times I have put some stuff down with-in a foot of their beaks, best not to push my luck, what little of it I do have. What they leave me are bones which I do make bone chimes, fair trade least around here. Yesurday was really nice,no snow and the sun was out, great time to fire the grill/smoker. If you don’t have one of these get one, they’ll fit in your oven just fine.

    Ever go to a renaissance Festival, example, this is Jenny, Jenny O’Connor of the O’Connor clan, aka the hot violist

    I have, picked up a bad habit which I use out back, I can toss bones over my shoulder towards the bone pit without worry. Since Dog has moved in, things have changed greatly. There’s only that refuses to go with the program, a leg off rack as I was carrying it

    Normally I would toss to bone pit, not with dog here

    Those two birds seen it fall, waiting for the hail Mary that didn’t come, you shoulda heard the screeching, one even flew up an divebombed me. I won’t turn my back on them ever again while eating outside, trust, what trust are you talking about

    Now that we got through poltics, which got me hungry (2nd breakfast time no wonder).

    But I ain’t this hungry

  • Grumpy E-9 would approve

    Grumpy E-9 would approve

    I usta make mention of my neighbor down the road Grumpy-E9, he left us awhile back, his Woman would bring fresh baked bread over, she moved into town, the place was up for sale. Young couple bought it about 8 months back. Interesting couple, she’s from Findland, he’s from down around Menominee.

    Eh! this is current events, least around here it is. This isn’t her, dresses like this, and she’s always looking at her hubby much the same.

    He had told me, his job sent him over there, married her and found out they couldn’t afford to live there with 2 kids already, so they packed up moved back home, sorta speaking. At first, she was rather shy wouldn’t come out when I was over there, now she says hi. Once she came out with coffee for us it’s then asked, do you bake bread? She said nothing but he goes ” what the hell kind of question is to ask my wife?. Chill out man, I’m just asking, for barter purposes, you like smoked bacon? that calmed him down. Now I cannot speak for Women, I wouldn’t even try, but for a birthday, what the ladies like, some attention would be a good start.

    Helped him some yesterday with her Birthday gift. He’s been saving his money, gonna be plenty of attention in there!

    I’m here to tell ya, she was squealing with happiness some English, mostly Finnish, and when he said, you can run in there, but there’s no place to hide girl!

    that’s when she got look in her eye, very stoic look

    Not sure if she took that as a challenge or she’s gonna kill him later for talkin like that in front me. Are they rich, not in coin. Grumpy-E-9 would approve of this young couple, she’s a stay home mom as his lady was.