I thought about for like a nano second, best I could do is chuckle, ok ok, damn near a belly laugh. First things first as always, with a coffee, she really is like a woman in many ways, how so you ask, well… it’s all relative you could say on how she’s feeling at the moment. ” Hows that?”.
Ya never know, the day is just starting
Good news break:
I really don’t like being inside, I’ll go in when have I to, other than that, it’s outside. Was frying up some bacon and a lil bit of Andouillie for the ratdog an me, that’s when I chuckled, having built this some years ago from puck-up camper that smashed up on the road. I knew where they hauled the junk from that deer/truck accident. some coat hangers, Krylon paint ( high temp ), some shelving, wala!
I chuckled because it’s then I wondered, just how many gun shops there really are in America.
It’ll be ok just different, sitting outside seeing the moonrise, the ratdog enjoying a buffy burger with bacon, Ratdog, pay no attention to those who say dogs shouldn’t eat people food, ole Bobi in Spain, that’s about all he ever ate and he lived to 31 years of age, died not long ago, so you be fine.
Old Ratdog likes the front yard better than the back yard, he starts shaking and doing the trembling thing he does, there’s scary things back there. Like highspeed beef!
Lookie there Ratdog, a spooky scary flying thing
Ratdog, you ever hear Billy Idol?, that’s not real name but today is birthday, how about some music while I rinse these hog casings
Unlike in the South where remnants can be found, there’s reason why no dinos can be found around here.
Why?
because we ate them is why
With the U.N. going after the farmers meat will be highly sought after, well low and behold, God found a way to out fuck the fucking fuckers and sustain his people known as yoopers.
One thing is for sure, I’ll be needing a bigger smoker, no more asking Johney to bring back some tusks from down around Brownsville, he likes to fish the channels there. Wanna know why I’m not in charge, well I’ll tell ya, first I gotta raise morale, what better way then to round up about 10,000 super pigs, transport them to the Big Apple, pigs like apples, set them loose at the U.N. headquarters. Ohh yea the newsman/woman/thing would using all kinds of dirty 1st Amendment words screaming for the 2nd to be deployed. People living on top of each other, you’d think they really like each other, that’s the case, living asshole to bellybutton drives them insane, tossing in some superpigs woud no dout cause cheap humor and lots of laughter, well, least for me it would. but that’s just me, it’s how I operate.
600 pounders, at that size, we could feed the whole state of Wisconsin and still have plenty to trade with the trolls below the bridge. 2nd thought, they way they treat us up here, a line came to mind
I see the commiepinkobastardRedpope spewing verble vomit about America, can I say that, to late already did.
Was leaving church one Sunday, ma at the head of the column. there was only of us at the time, preacherman by the door, a group of women off to the side, (stuff one doesn’t forget) one says ” see that woman with all those kids, she’s married to an Indian”. Ma said nothing just kept walking. Another one says, ” he’s never in church, probably at home drunk”. That did it, ma turned around walked back and laid into them, ” my husband works on Sunday, he’s on the water right now, those dimes the children put in the basket, my husband gave them each one last night, as he does every night before Sunday church”. Shut them all up, preacherman didn’t step in once to settle things, ma glared at him to. ” Come on children let’s go home”.
Only reason I made mention of that, I got something in the mail.
Remember Chef…
” We’ll go with ya, but on the boat”. That was after he was looking for mangos,
LOLOLOL
That’s right Chef, never get off the boat unless you go all the way.
Reminded me of dad
A good way of seeing him
Tell me, I’ll forget
Show me I may remember
include me, I’ll understand
as a kid, you never were in the way because he had your hands busy, didn’t matter what he was doing. My cousin who owns a bar, was helping him move some stuff in the basement there, ” What’s wrong with this meat slicer?”. It’s junk, you want it, take it!. Was a Univex, Italian built, heavy bastard. Tore it apart, cleaned it up…Ahuhh! was a broken wire behind the on/off switch.
She’s on land now, down in the Naubinway
Was a time I did hear him say, “get back” that was when the Kahlenberg was removed, and a Cummins diesel installed. Not so different I suppose from a farmer’s son or a sone of a truck driver or miner’s kid.
Could be useful knowledge in the future, something I learnt about 8 years of age
You can do it
That world is gone now, a little something I read a long time ago
Look man, just because I don’t drink, don’t mean I don’t know now, believe you me, I’ve drank with the best of them. And yeah, BIBI is welcome at my table anytime.
This morning outside (I like it outside), looking at the front yard
Having trail balogna in the smokers, pork with buffalo, and because that 20 pounds will be gifts, I added some pepperjack with a dash which is less than a pinch of Carolina Reaper, because I’m nice like that, I spared no expense.
The world is everything but peaceful, no money to be make in peace, maybe there will be peace when humankind stops killing each other’s babies and get back on the right track, Humankind’s first best destiny, to explore.
I know now why she said in an antique shop ” what the hell is wrong with you”. I had to stop taking to such places to avoid situations where she’d make the individual feel like 2 cents waitin on change. ” That is not an antique, we still use that for Christ’s sake”. Ma, lets go. The other day had this lookie-loo stop over, told him, you sit there I’ll be back, (not sure how many coffee pots a woman needs, she probably thought in terms of guns, if you know how many you have, you don’t have enough). This one will work, got the coffee on the boil, working just fine, then I hear ” I’ll buy that”
After telling him no the second time, I just said GET OUT, GET OUT NOW. It wasn’t the offer I found irritating, it his nasally voice, he lasted 10 minutes, 15 at the most.
Along the same vain of sorts, kinda sorta and somewhat. Were you ever crossed-trained in subjects shall we say. She wasn’t no doctor, but she all kinds of doctoring stuff, bust some ribbs, crawling home expecting some motherly nurturing only to get a whack in the back the head with the ring turned to add, added discomfort. ” I told you never go down there, what’s wrong with you taking your shirt off” You not taking me to the hospital? ” what the hell for, they ain’t going do anything different then what I gonna do” She wrapped me up. One of my brothers got a nasty cut on his forearm, she stitched him up with upholstery thread, he healed up just fine.
Some medical stuff:
Looking at coffee specifically, the researchers reported that “habitual consumption of 1 or more cups of coffee per day was associated with about a 10% decrease in risk of COVID-19 compared to less than 1 cup/day.” This effect seems to be due to the nutritional benefits of coffee. Doing laundry is like a necessary evil, say you in field and you come to me whining about some minor ailment, see me wearing leather, don’t fret, I hate doin laundry, wiping off blood and stuff is easier than trying to remove blood stains outta white, besides I’m saving the planet from grey water.
Like ma, I ain’t no doctor, but I have alot of doctoring gizmos, you be fine
It’s the same conclusion every time. My front yard, there’s a legend about it, perhaps you’ve heard of it
“she doesn’t give up her dead”
I know firsthand it’s true because she holds family still. I shared some of Uncle Scotty, he’s no relation, he’s like a teacher of sorts, Bazooka Charlie he was a teacher, a history teacher, he didn’t fuck around, he corrected the bad guys from the air.
Uncle Scotty has a fun side as we all do, when the fuse is lit, those who wonder what the hell happened, all they gotta do is look in the mirror and see who lit the fuse.
Fuck with my flag, see what happens
On the survival side of stuff, here’s a little something you may not thought of, I’ll set the table. Say it’s raining for days on end, matches are soaked, you done lost your flint steel and you’re hungry. What ya gonna then eh, being a teacher of sorts, I know stuff, so did ma, on her cookbook selves there’s this
did you know there’s music for when my peace is disturbed
Ever go to a weigh station and the greenshirts (dnr) look at you like you took one of the King’s best deer so you look right back them with added squint, they say hi in a (I’m better than you) tone so you squint tight tighter and an say, yea, what you said. I could mention a few stories about the greenshirts, nothing good that’s for sure, perhaps another time.
Enough of that ordeal.
You just know they mean business when all caps are used and underlined.
Hold on, I need a coffee
I was subjected to a teevee in the background while at a table discussing the price of a sandblaster, was there long enough to hear about 10 commercials, 2 observations: every drug advertised made mention of side-effects, every one of them mentioned ” and possible death”. The other observation, I didn’t see white people, all kinds of people, just no pale skins.
I might think about getting a teevee again if commercials where like this
Ever see a picture and think straight away, you cannot save everyone so don’t even try save your efforts for those worthy.
Had this Chruch lady stop by, better words, a religious Woman come by, long story short, she asked how I was doing, I musta have reminded her of Animal.
I was down in the relics room, outside now blowing snot, dusty snot, I don’t spit on the ground,are brothers and sisters buried there, no matter where “there is”, total disrespect. Dusty snot is different, it’s not like normal snot. Found a small box, must be 20 of them in there.
Metal soldiers
It’s then I remembered what was said in the black swamp.
Sell them?, yeah that’s an option, better option, baby Conan is now 4 years of age, about the size of a 6 year old. When he turns 5, I’ll tell on his Birthday, here, you take of these for me, they are not to be eaten. Ya gotta keep an eye of 5 year olds, I’ll give an example. Had this other one come into the kitchen, with my dress blues blouse drapped over him, dragging on the floor, “can I have this”? NO! take off and put it back. Kid came back out to the kitchen, I took him by the arm, kinda sternly voice but not to stern, he’s 5. Listen kid, you want that, you gotta earn it, not go outside. I went to his graduation at P.I, standing there next to him and his D.I. Damn kid says, ” I earn it”, his fingers by the chevron on the collar.
D.I. says ” so you’re the one” We shook hands, damn kid remembered I said.
With the Conan, I’ll have to sternly remind him not to eat the metal soldiers.
