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Author: Chance

  • Is your state infested with aliens?

    Is your state infested with aliens?

    First they told us

    Is the reason we haven’t yet found aliens anywhere in the universe because they can’t start fires

    That’s the idea put forward by researchers in a new paper, suggesting life on low-oxygen exoplanets would not be able to generate combustion – a vital step in the development of human technology. Makes one wonder if those researchers know they be researching aliens not humans, wtf eh.

    Maybe that’s why that Jolly Green Giant was overhead, heading to a crash site, maybe escorting something my spy glasses couldn’t pick up.

    to see if you have an infestation problem, click here:

    UFO Report Index by Country/State (nuforc.org)

    I read about Aurora Texas along time ago.

    When people think of UFO crashes, they often think of the infamous Roswell incident in 1947, which took place in New Mexico. However, little is known about a lesser-known occurrence in Aurora, Texas, nearly five decades before.

    According to reports, an enigmatic airship is said to have gone down in Aurora, with the news station in Dallas even claiming that the deceased pilot of the airship was “not of Earth.” The pilot’s body was laid to rest in a local cemetery.

    Sir, but our budget only allows us to track 2% of the sky, excuse me sir, It’s a big ass sky

    Art Bell had a voice, ment to be on the radio, not teevee always played great bumper music

  • News Interruption

    News Interruption

    As you know, before any new program there’s a ton of bullshit commercials, so view this in the same light. Granted, I’m just tinkering with someone else’s idea.

    Looking at the Ratdog, I got this idea of resurfacing her driveway.

    When Nickola Tesla was laying in his deathbed, the fblie was outside his door, waiting like vultures to swoop in an gather up his stuff.

    In the politics area, is anyone gonna tell the gop, the only reason they have votors is because of Trump

    the mental health segment, we offer this

    Ohh you are a climate kook, well take a gander at this numbnutz

    To the aussie lady fruitcake who said while in America, “There’s to many American flags in America” I offer this little gem in the manner of EATSHITANDDIEJUSTFUCKINGDIE

    The media hyenas with thier fake smiles

    on the topic of fireams

    a side by side

    And that concludes the news, news you won’t see on the teevee

    with a coffee, I really must get back to the Ratdog roller device

  • Ahh there you are

    Ahh there you are

    Mornings out front with a coffee,

    I sat down

    The day was promising and the coffee facilitated some deep thinking.

    Ma opened the door and asked me what I was doing,

    and I said, “Nothing.”

    The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?”

    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

    Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

    Well, after another sip of coffee and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, it might be nice to have another child.

    But you never hear a guy say, You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.

    quiet coffee is over

    I gotta go make breakfast

    He who is not angry when there just cause for anger is immoral.

    Why?

    Because anger looks to the good of justice

    If you can live amid injustice without anger

    you are both immoral & unjust

    Saint Thomas Aquinas spoke of such things

  • Brain clutter

    Brain clutter

    This is Anwar, as in Anwar Sadat he’s been coming around for a while, he’ll talk but only after he’s fed

    was lil sis who started feeding him some years ago. Anwar Said, “look chance, what you do with clutter?”. Well, normally if I have stuff I don’t want anymore, like a coffee cup as an example, I bring over to some friend’s house, and leave it where it blends real good like with other coffee cups, I’ve never been busted once doing that. Works with all kinds of stuff.

    “Chance, are you like romantical?”. Anwar, wthell kind of question is that?,

    ” chance, tell me what you see”

    I can see straight away, she doesn’t see that 8 inch spider , the size of a chinese all you can eat buffet dinner plate crawling towards her, hell, I wouldn’t tell her about the 2000 legged centipede coming up on her 6. I wouldn’t doubt there some sort of snake slithering towards her, by the looks of things, maybe a water moccasin.

    ” Chance, what’s wrong with you?”. Notthin, I’m old school is all, Anwar pay attention:

    Was a time when you could get Woman such a position where shefeels everything, while the fella see’s everything

    Now days it’s Ohhh no, first we the see the goods then we talk about your surrender, chickswithdicks are everywhere, safety first Anwar, safety first.

    Anwar, think it’s normal still, where the danger is greatest, the female walks the farthest away, out and about some today, I noticed some couples, the older guys were on the left side of thier woman, the younger ones were both, woman on the side of the street the guy was in on the sidewalk, and one couple who were holding hands, that young fella was on left of his girl. That just gut instinct, I think it is for the fella to be on the left. Still filling your beak eh Anwar.

    Crows are rather smart creatures and hungry. I played this so he could see and hear, I ain’t shitting ya, Anwar did his business about 2 from me as the video played.

    Lil sis could get Anwar to sit on her arm, he only comes about 2 feet from me, for an old crow, he’s pretty cool.

    Thinking Anwar had enough of the Pigloulousey and the rest of commiepinkcobastards

    If you watch, a phrase may come to mind

    “are we there yet”

  • Why I should never be a teacher

    Why I should never be a teacher

    Had this friend stop by yesterday, he went an spent a few minutes with her, ” you remember me?”. Of course I do, you’re the hooligan who went down the hill with no brakes, hit that tree, knocked the wind right outta yourself. From the sound of it, you didn’t learn you’re lesson, motorcycle crazy you are. Ronnie laughed, ” that’s me alright”. Ronnie had asked me having a coffee, ” you seem to get more Marine Corps everyday , I sure do”. I engaged the Clint Squint, stupid question Ronnie sipping my coffee.

    Meanwhile in my classroom, Listen-up you little phuck trophy’s, today we are going to learn about drainpipes and their muti-uses.

    Jackon! get over here, now tell the class what you wrote

    I shit my pants again

    I shit my pants again

    Carol, explain this

    Well atleast someone around here has done thier homework

    Now some parents may think I’m being a little hard, that’s totally stinking thinking

    We have a guess speaker to so eyes front mouths shut

    this is how things are done with smart-ass whippersnappers

  • a glance at society

    a glance at society

    First I want to inform you

    the H in United States Marine Corps stands for Happiness.

    Now that’s squared away, let’s take a look.

    Not asking forgiveness here for not wanting to negotiate the 2nd with people who not so long ago, wanted myself and others like me eliminated from society because we didn’t partake in a forced medical treatment.

    Yeah, arresting people for inquiring about a rigged election, is proably the worst way to say the election wasn’t rigged .

    So you may not to eat plants or cricket paste

    let’s see what the Chef’s special is,

    easy to see it’s not smear of deer, not even a stack of flat cat

    I should move to California, you know, just for a change of pace

    Ever notice the R party is in no way in a hurry as to save the Republic as the D party is hellbent on destroying it.

    There’s plenty of reasons right there why I share mostly good stuff of all kinds,

    Attitude is everything

    I’ll start your Brain juice

    All righty then

    which one of you took down the NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign

  • Family matters

    Family matters

    It’s sorta somewhat as that, when your friends are cool, and well… you are just you

    Parenting done right

    Have some people wanting a couple of wallets, the woman said ” I think he likes fishing more than me” how long you been married? ” 18 years” ahh you be fine

    . So what’s he do to bug you? swats my butt every time I walk by him”.

    ohh ok

    On the other one

    ” if you have no reason to be upset, smile -Shelly”

    Isn’t you son named Sheldon, ” yea his nephew from the time he could talk always called him uncle shelly. Once the little boy out of the blue said that to Sheldon. That’s pretty cool stuff Mary.

    Was thinking back mother seen all five of her sons together, late 60s/ early 70’s.

    Was much like this

    handing us all a beer and never stopped talking, and smiling the whole time

    We didn’t get soju and a beer mix

    she handed each of a

  • Things to consider

    Things to consider

    Samwise once said, paraphrasing here, ” if I was to marry, it would have been what’s her face”

  • Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

    Fing what the RATdog has been up to, a little something came to mind

    Gotta be better than what that G”damn cousin sent her, with meat and potatoes she’s gained 7 pounds. Looks like an early version of Soylent Green

    not happening.

    No ma of mine will be drinking plant sludge or bug extract with 30% more protein!

    With Ratdog outta the way, you just never you mind where Ratdog is, I’ll mind business you mind yours and we be fine together. When one hears ” back in the day” one wonders if they even know what the hell they are talking about, don’t ever have that problem with ma.

    Chief of the Yakima Indian Tribal Council, visits his son, Cpl. Bill Yallup, who was in training with at the Yakima Firing Center in an M-48 tank 1954

    In no particular order, a few items of interest, if you like hearing about America on the ground as it was

    “back in the day”

    As you listen, I’m thinking about something else totally different

    Hard

    Things

    30! holy G’damn

    Genes

    What is it I’m thinking about hearing mother talk of stuff

    Centurian facts

    Scientists are increasingly finding evidence that genes play an important role in pushing lifespan into the 90s and beyond.Indeed, extremely long lifespan is known to run in families, suggesting a genetic link.

    In developed countries, the prevalence of centenarians is about 1-in-6,000. Supercentenarians, those who reach 110 years or more, are much rarer, only about 1-in-7 million people around the world live this long. There’s an old saying that goes something like this: If you live to be 80, it’s more likely you’ll live to be 100. There’s some science to this, actually. Some people just don’t seem to fall ill the way most folks do. Many centenarians are not marred by disease for decades, but rather seem to ward off afflictions, including dementia, heart disease and hypertension, until close to the end of their lives. On average, centenarians can delay disease until the age of 93.

     The majority of centenarians, 85 percent, are women. Scientists still don’t know why women outlive men on average.

    Interestingly, although many more women live past 100, the men who do survive to this old age tend to be fitter and healthier than their female counterparts. This may be because women are better able to deal with disease, so they can develop an aliment and still survive, while men are more susceptible to death from disease, according to Perls. So the men who live to extremely old age have to be relatively healthy to survive.

    Don’t like Patsy Cline, not worry about it, hang around with mother, you’ll be jamming in no time.

    posting her little stories, view it as a window to the past

    changing up a few details
    Was once a teacher who asked her class, what they wanted to be when they grew up, Little Suzie say I want to be a nurse, ohh very nice, and you Billy, what you what to be? I want to be a fireman, and you Chance? I want to be happy, ” perhaps you didn’t understand the question, Mam, you don’t understand Life.

  • I best not

    I best not

    The Forgotten Eagles were on the road, down the road some

    A 3 day ride around the state , a few days from now the traveling wall will be in the Manistique, comes around about 5 years or so.

    Was thinking about a ride, sips coffee, I best not, that’s all I need, be pulled over giving her some happy juice for pain management having a cop approach the truck, assuming from a false postion right off the bat. I read about what the cops did to Doc Rodney at the rodeo, I don’t need that.

    I am wise, because I have been foolish

    I can laugh because I know sadness

    Democracy

    phuck your democracy

    People think for some stupid reason you gotta talk nice to these bastards

    A minted American speaking his mind

    Sipping a coffee and thinking, what do people expect of those of us who got a start in a bar

    Ratdog will Not be attending