Author: Chance

  • Well that put a damper on things

    Well that put a damper on things

    Did you know scientists invented a machine that turns stress into electricity?

    See posted picture, that’s me

    Sips coffee, looking at the lake

    I couldn’t use “well fuck, that song ruined my mood” a song reminded me of what’s in cabinet over there, waves hand. Heard a young girl play a song, no fault to be layed at her feet.

    Let’s say it this way

    My home is a safe zone, firearms are welcome, coffee is on the boil, I’ll get first cup, after that, you’re on your own, I don’t drink, yet there is some beer to found in the icebox. If it’s a whiskey you’d like, there’s a bottle of Early times in the cabinet, never been opened, bought in 1987. My kitchen table is non judgmental, any friend or family who needs an ear is welcome. We can talk, laugh, cry, or I can just listen. If you be hungry, I’m not to shabby over a stove. Whatever it may be, it can found or worked out at the table.

    I have a Marine buddy, known since the mid 70’s, we don’t see each other very much, he cannot forgive himself, and me, it’s like I’ve lost 2 friends. There was another buddy, he was Navy, loved his Early times. Told him, no, I won’t go buy the 9mm your woman sold, his last words to me were” fuck you man”. He went to my brother Marine, we were all good friends, he bought back. Next thing I hear, Bob blew his brains out down in Waterford, just North of Detroit. I seen the signs, my Brother did not.

    I won’t, but I thought about a few times, Bob you sumbitch, if I ever go below bridge for any reason, I will make a detour to your grave, piss out the Early Times.

    Of course I won’t do that, but want to, manners ya know

    March 29, it’s a like sign post up ahead every year

    She did real good with the song

    Coffee tastes like crap, pour in the snow

    When a Man says they’re fine, they are not fine

    it’s an easy answer to give while fighting the demons inside

  • A moment of clarity

    A moment of clarity

    Sips coffee, looking at the lake

    This display is at Quantico Virgina

    On March 26, 1945, the island of Iwo Jima was finally declared secure. The 36-day long battle resulted in over 26,000 American casualties, including 6,800 killed in action.

    Sacred sand

    A total of 27 Medals of Honor were awarded to Marine and Navy personnel for gallantry above and beyond the call of duty during the battle.

    A view of Marine Corps and Navy emblems, each one representing a serviceman who lost their life during the battle of Iwo Jima

    Jane baby on the spew calling for murder of pro-life people, Wayne State University

    (below the bridge)

    a college poof is advocating for murder of conservatives, placed on leave, not fired, nor is the fbi interested in leftist’s call to violence.

    Meanwhile the banks

    I cannot be the only one who received this in the mail receptacle..

    If I was to have a coffee Ron, I’d explain some stuff

    Fanaticism wasn’t defeated, it simply moved onto our land and grew roots

    What sort of stuff Ron may ask, well, ronnie, there’s a lady down the road some from my mothers, we’ll call her Alice, she was stinking up the neighborhood, which nobody has ever complained about. See ronnie, it’s like this, around this time of year, is when Alice is seen outside by her big-ass maple tree, attaching buckets, I stopped and got the straight skinny on the situation..

    Ronnie, maple sap only runs good when the nighs still cold, the days are warm/chilly. See ronnie, its like this, the sap don’t flow at any other time of the year. That is REAL CLIMATE CHANGE ronnieboy.

    sips coffee

    Wonders what this is all about

    Playing with leather, one hears from all kinds, phone rings ” what” It’s my wfe, she says I should leave for a few days, says loves me but she’s not liking me to much right now, Told her I wanted to go fishing with some guys, while she was standing there is some frilly thing” Why you telling this? “last time she got real mad I lost her salt and pepper shakers out in the woods, so can you make something?”.

    The gas station is a good place to drop stuff, keeps the local riff raff outta here, I left a note

    DON”T EVER CALL ME AGAIN

  • What’s he doing? “I heard that”

    What’s he doing? “I heard that”

    Two days back, busy with a daily routine some things are left , not forgotten.

    Men truly die when they are forgotten.

    Semper-FI

    God & guns

    the kind of stuff would make Gunny Ermey smile

    look close, he’s smiling

    I was smiling like that when I seen the table, back a few days, called a wood worker friend, hea man, I need a table for a 30 pound machine I found in a box at the end of the drive, in the snowbank. Went seen table, it was ready.

    “Chance, I know you wanted two shelves, and all wood, I felt I I needed some Tig time, so you got one shelf, see this! I inlayed some Blood wood and some African Bamboo, we good right Chance?”.

    Reference Gunny’s smile, for that was my smile looking at doofus.

    Inside, sitting on the couch with a coffee, Doofus, leaves for a moment comes back, “Chance you going to like this”, lays a Styer on the table.

    Ahh yes, Austrian , Bulpup design, chambered 5.56x45mm, right about then his wifey say she needs him in the kitchen for something, I pick it up, it’s heavy in the shoulder. I sip the sip thinking, ohh what the hell, I start to dissemble it, removed the butt can continued forward, that’s when I heard, ” what’s he doing” Doofus said, old habits. Reassembled it. Doofus came back in, I handed him the Styer, he put it back, comes back saying

    ” this more your era huh Chance”.

    Reference Gunny’s smile once more

    About that machine I called up Rick who is in 6 states away, give or take

    Rick, ” ohh hi Chance, how can I help today?”. Rick I got the machine, Rick

    I want you think in these terms, I have a Harley sitting in my workshop, I got no key Rick. ” what”, you know the most important of the machine I bought from you, I don’t have that part. BRB he says, ” Chance, I found the rest of your order, Chance, I know only take orders, not pack them, and we don’t ship Saturdays”. Well Ricky, It’ll give a few days to read the manual a couple 3 times.

    ” We good Chance”

    yea we’re good

  • Plent of room in the lake

    Plent of room in the lake

    Have things really changed all that much from 2000 years ago?

    No, not really

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1639306006470467584

    Sips coffee.. one recurring thought

    looks like so people have become a G’damn embarressment to their Ancestors.

    really NOAA, really

    Not being Nordic, I understand their wonder and delight of the light dances, those lights transcend all division in humankind, the reason being, they show just how little we humans really are. We are here for a short time, but the lights will continue to dance

    Conan and the Archer had a discussion about topics bigger then themselves. Was a good back & forthe

    Thinking there was a teevee program that was called, name that tune.

    If your guess was Requiem of a dream

    using some Conan teacher lingo

    WRONG!

    John Fogerty did a song called

    Don’t you wish it was true

    of course you do

    Grateful dead did a tune called Throwing stones, came to mind seeing this

    “Selling guns( give-away) instead of food today”

    Someone taught this Woman when she was a child, how to make a meal

    Last item of interest

  • Louie Armstrong came to mind

    Louie Armstrong came to mind

    First some stuff, stopping over and checking in on the Armydog, it’s a weekly thing outta my way, which that part don’t matter. There was a fella there doing measurements and cost concerning carpeting his gun room. Within that conversation, they were also discussing some discoveries about things, Armydog says ” you, yeah you, the one who wore the marching band uniform, what you got say?”.

    Armdog, since you asked nicely, I’ll tell ya, we don’t need to discover everything, leave some things to be found by those who come after us. That shut them all up while I sipped coffee. That picture is from this area, that way waves the hand.

    Those lights were was produced by G1-class geomagnetic storm.

    5 star motels, I’ve heard they be rather nice, ole tony fauci probably stays at such places.

    I like the view better where I stay

    I ran across a video last week, haven’t found anything to collaborate it, I will say this first, I wouldn’t put anything past this bastard

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1637642068775378945
    The fella going toe to toe with the modern day mengele
    stood his ground and directed tony where bear does it’s business in the woods
    well done there

    This fella talks of the young girl, the same that I seen last week

    Louie sang ” it’s a wonderful world”

    Louie was right

    Some Hulk lingo

    ” you won’t like me, when I get angry, I don’t even like myself when I get angry, I cannot expect others to like me, when I get angry”.

    Destroying my peace & quiet, that’ll set the anger loose

  • Maybe tomorrow

    Maybe tomorrow

    Looking at the ice on the lake with a coffee, sips coffee, thing about tomorrow, it never comes, tomorrow is like yesterday’s today. so with that in mind, maybe tomorrow is the day, spit finds the hands, and the black flag is raised… sips coffee.

    This should do the trick at the end of drive/road

    The Michigan House approve legislation Wednesday requiring gun owners to keep weapons locked or unloaded around minor children, the latest in an ongoing push by Democrats to reform Michigan gun laws.

    Under the safe storage legislation, if an owner fails to properly store a gun, and that gun is used by a minor to kill themselves or others, the owner could be charged with a felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison and a $7,500 fine. If a minor uses the gun to injure someone, the owner could face a five-year felony charge.

    Some repukes also signed to that, sips coffee… do the repukes realize without trump supporters, there is no Repuke party.

    I know, I know, walking into someone’s living and seeing a SOG tomahawk stuck in a stump isn’t all that trendy, meh, works for me.

    Some food for thought

    what is the most dangerous room in your home?

    That really depends on which room you are in right

    Sips coffee

    This is like a shout out for yoga pants, or stretchies or what the hell they be called now

    nice TD there Mam

    Speaking of pregnant piles of PUKE

    Ya’ll lucky I keep my coffee to the proper size of 24 oz., I see I’m not the only one who needs a cup to keep pace

    Ever been in a car/truck hearing this, are we there yet, are we there yet, I have to pee, are we yet, I have a simular situation with an individual, ” Are we done yet. how soon”

    what’s this we crap you speak of, get off my phone

  • It’s just a thing, no biggy, well…

    It’s just a thing, no biggy, well…

    I don’t know if you know this, so I’ll tell ya, it’s snowing, it’s been snowing for a while. You may see snow as a hinderance to living. That’s only because you don’t see things properly.

    I’ll explain The thing about snow, it keeps the majority of the riff raff outta here, believe me you, we have plenty of our own riff raff to contend with.

    Snow is like a natural barrier

    Invasive 200-Pound Pythons Are Spreading in the U.S.—And Eradication “Is Not Possible”

    Wanna know what Oklahoma has and we don’t? They have what’s known as

    Rattlesnake -ups Everything from boots to BBQ

    good family fun

    Since we discussing snakes, I’ll tell ya little snake story. About 8/9 years of age, one brothers got a hold of a copper belly, nothing to worry about, stretched out, it may have been 3 inches,

    ” I’ll give 75. cents if you put it down mom’s blouse, she’s sleeping so she won’t know. Gemmie a dollar I’ll do it. ” I don’t have a dollar, I only got 82 cents”, then gemmie that.

    Hating snakes is right up there with water, the lake has some family so I understand the hatred on water, but snakes, don’t where that hatred came from but it’s neck an neck with water with her. When women say they don’t snore, I call B.S., she was out and snoring, little lady snores, still snoring. Down the blouse it went right between the cups, I barely had to back away and up she came screaming hopping around, wigging, ripping her blouse off, the snake had already fell out, that didn’t matter, mom tore of the bra, feeling for snake, running through the house. To finish this, let’s say, I reminded her of this incident about year ago, I’ll quote her

    ” I was really wanting your father to kill you so I didn’t have to”

    Ma, believe you me, I seen death real close

  • Journal entry 3/21/23

    Journal entry 3/21/23

    I can see thier faces of those in the future reading my journals, they be clutching their pearls and looking for the smelling salts. No doubt someone will say, from the looks of this entry, he ran out of trenary toast.

    Wanna know what true discrimation is, well I’ll tell ya.

    When a Christian leader with a small army tries to defend his country against a massive invading muslim army and becomes known in history as a evil vampire.

    That’s some true discrimination right there.

    Footnote:

    it’s never to late to realize your dreams, I’m mean, Vlad is a good example of which I speak, he didn’t start impaling people until he was in his 30’s.

    I betcha you didn’t know this, so I’ll help you out. The best part of being a top climate scientist, you can wrong 100% of the time about everything you say, and still be referred as a ” top climate scientist.

    There’s a storm forming up, end of the week, I don’t wanna talk about it

    By now if you are thinking, ” he’s on a roll, let him go” I’m ok with that

    He wanted guns, and and tanks money, now h’s bathering on about the kids

    Well look who showed up

    getting a coffee is much like a commercial break

    Anyone notice how fast they went help out the banks, clear sign, they don’t about you or me

    the frontman aka peckerhead

    Lots of pictures of President Trump, this is the best one in my opinion

    One of these days, I’ll do a rant, I do decent enough rants.

    Some tidings on the wind

    I see there’s an arrest warrant for bill gates on the Philippines

    School teacher Fernandez took out 200 crazy fanatical Japanese Imperial Army soldiers

    Let’s hope bill gets schooled on the Philippines

  • I ain’t dead, so I ain’t done, if you ain’t dead, you ain’t done either

    I ain’t dead, so I ain’t done, if you ain’t dead, you ain’t done either

    Not many remakes, be them film or music match or top the original version. Is times something comes along and does just that.

    Song played the Wolf station.

    Like true stories? They are best kind of story

    Some Longfellow lingo

    Everyman has a secret sarrows in which the world knows not.

    Often times we call a man cold when he really only sad

    Was a different time in America when such greetings were far & few between,

    Some wisdom

    spanking your child on the butt is nothing more than putting their brains back where they belong.

    Was a time America could laugh at ourselves

    I don’t know if you know this, so I’ll tell ya, in the world of rockhounds, the finder of formentioned rock, didn’t know what he found, took and showed to other so-called rockhound experts, they were baffled. It was then the rock needed to be named, and so it was.

    Yooperlite

    Found no where else on this entire planet, only to be found at night with a blue light.

  • One more cup of coffee

    One more cup of coffee

    I barrowed that from a dylan tune

    flashback

    seeing stuff as this, makes one wonder

    There’s reason why I reference Clint Eastwood a lot

    we think much the same