” you up?”. I answered the phone didn’t I. ” I’m close so I’m stopping by”. click! Great, just great, trying work here, getting interrupted, tends to cause me to fall behind on things. Speaking of bugs, 2 damn nice day we’ve had and G’damn bugs come out
Pro-tip: if you cannot piss from the porch, the neighbors are to close, the bug didn’t see today. Anyways, this fella showed up, starts yacking straight away, “what’s ya workin on Chance?”. What’s it look like, it’s a Biblecover numbnutz.
“don’t you have any Army stickers?” NO ” what that say?” I have inscribed you into the palms of my hands. ” I Like it”
Numbnutz, why are you here? ” I need you to make a holster” lays this on the table
Ohh yes, Glock 43x, 10round mag with a starter round in the chamber ” how you know that?”.
I know stuff, where you buy it” I was down in Iron Mountain went to westmans”.
Tommy knows his stuff, brought honor to his father’s house, his mother has every right to be proud of Tommy. I like to red dot to. Then he says ” Thought I would put a down payment on the holster”, commences to dump on the table what Tommy didn’t take
only thing I could do was CUSSS, an CUSS I did
I’ll have post no sign, NO COFFEE CANS
I have things to do before I get to you, ” ohh that’s fine, let me know”
Here’s to you Tommy.
If ever down around that way, there’s a museum, nothing like a big city museum, worth your time to snoop around
I had to stop taking her into antique stores some years, talk about being embarrassed, shed be looking somethin, the store owner/employee would say” can I help you” No G’damn way would I give you what you asking for whatever she was looking, that’s not antique, we still use that!, Case in point the coffee pot.
When I say coffee on the boil, now you understand. She was sleeping, I went into the basement looking for something. a replica of a message, JFK’s message on a coconut
If I find it, I’ll share it
Maybe it’s I’m not use to the sunshine and this balmy 24 degree weather, sip coffee, you wanna how to deal with PANTIFA, well I’ll show you.
This here is the new brass cased hollow point 12 gauge shell by Oath Ammo
it can expand to 2.5″ literally the size of a fist
the other day at the gas station there was a fund raiser for something
” hey mister want help the kids?”. I stopped, looked at the adult, listen up, if your kid isn’t selling ammo, I not interested, I walked away. I hearing something, payed little attention to.
I got something for you to listen to
I don’t know if you know this, so I’ll tell ya, not being cowboy, to make cowboy coffee, just dump coffee in the pot, bring to a rolling boil which isn’t a bubbly boil, cold water around the top inside, wait a few minutes, you’ll have hot coffee with no grounds, the cold water settles grounds to the bottom. Thinking she dated a cowboy or 2 before marrying up with dad, yeah, like where else would she learn such things.
Some music with your coffee
Something I was going to share the other day
the Tree of Liberty drinks deep of the Patriot and tyrant
Some david hoggboi lingo in use, ” there I was” minding my damn business while in town when I heard ” Salt!… Salt” I turn around, there’s BOZO with a grin across his face. Normal greetings for Marines, handshakes and cussing. What ya been up to BOZO? ” well I quit my job, decided to go into business for myself, plus I’ll be starting school at the end of month. You know Blubberguts?’. yea I know blubberguts, he’s good people what of him”. Said he’d work the front desk, while I’m the back working. It’s then he pulls out his m18, the new USMC sidearm, BOZO, you just cannot leave shit alone can you, noticing the new threaded barrel. ” you know me salt, I like customizing”.Big BOZO smile. Commences to tell me, he’s waiting for LLC through the state for the federal firearms license. So BOZO, what you doing while in hurry up & wait mode?. ” Follow me to my house, i’ll show you”. was about 7 miles out of my way over that way. Greeted by his ROTTY, Chesty, not seen Chesty since like late last summer, he was all kinds of happy. Go into his garage
Not getting rich Salt, but I am having fun building chicken coops
“Says they been selling pretty good, the wifey is happy about money but she’s always making mention I’m in the garage”. Bozo, women are like that, and how she doing?, ” she’s fine, no wait, she’s more than fine, she’s dangerous”. The best kind Bozo. ” He inquired about the Armydog asking how’s he doing, Bozo they unplugged his penis. ” What! don’t tell me, I don’t want to know”. Good, cause I don’t want to talk about it. “Come on over here, I’ll show you something that was the wifey’s idea. Making coffee tables Salt”.
nice touch the EGA
Been making these to, shows me the doggo dishes
Bozo, I have to go, let me know when your shop opens, I’ll stop by, shook hands off I went. Just because the country is fucked-up, don’t mean the fun has to stop.
I know where everythingis ,don’t be messing around my desk, if you need something ASK, “what’s that date circled on the calendar?”. dumb question, good thing I’m a nice guy
it’s/ was 0311 day, as in Happy Grunt day Marines.
” what’s this?”.
It’s a powerful picture, that’s what it is
So many file folders on the desk, where to start, Major BAMBI, get in here!
This is Donnie Dunagan in 1974, during his time in the Marine Corps. The voice of Bambi
Bambi, tell me what you of you Ukraine
Bambi, Did she just say that Canada has been training Ukrainian soldiers since 2015⁉️
yes Chance, she sure did
Well Bambi, I guess this Ukraine stuff has been planned for a LONG time. Putin was RIGHT. he was RIGHT about the bio labs in ukraine too. Bambi, as you know I’m no putin fan, “yes chance”.
Sundance waves his hand, you do that, I’m going back to bed.
I ran into a similar situation not long ago.
Back a few days
Ma, I’m barrowing the roaster oven, ” you do that and keep it I have another”. I knew she did, I should have taken the 22 quart, instead I took the 8 quart… mistake number 1. Instead of smoking meat at 6 hours, sometimes longer because the snowbanks and smoker temp and outside air temp plus wind, it’s a delicate balancing thingy, giving the meat a hot bath finishes the meat in much less time.
Mistake 2, being in a hurry, never be in a hurry when smoking meats or hot bathing.
Making homemade smoked Bologna, it’s easy for her to digest and she’s not always wanting full meals, finger foods/comfort foods are handy dandy items.
So far, so good
2hours in the smoker, transferred to roaster oven,what the hell is this
was set at 200 instead of 175
Throughly done all the way through, just looked like garbage
175 for an hour plus, now that’s more like it.
Odin the dog won’t have any problem eating my garbage, he likes my garbage. My garbage tastes just as good as the good stuff, it’s the presentation that’s the problem.
I know some at the trading post who also likes my garbage,
file them under garbage guts.
Gonna change up some names here, there a Marine I’ve known for a good 35 years, loves to fish, him an his wifey was in there, Etta, I want you try this, ” what is it”, smoked bologna, I’m telling ya right now Etta, you put my meat in your mouth, you are going to forget all what’s his face Oscar Meyer, she chewing, big smile with added mmmmm.
It’s then she says ” I think I will divorce one Marine and marry another, looking right at Sundance, he was looking at fishing stuff, looks at her, says, ” waves his hand, fine, you do that I’m going fishing,
getting angry, what were you going to do before you got angry, people shouldn’t worry about me getting angry, it’s a such a short period of time, because I’m all ready heading back to what I was going to do, before I got angry, going Blood Drunk is far different than getting angry. Some years ago I was sitting outside with dad’s Calumet, his pipe, thinking of his words, mother came out, ” you remind me so much of him”. If she said more I didn’t hear it, lost in thought.
Once a COMMIEPINKOBITCH, always a COMMIEPINKOBITCH
ain’t that right Jane
In order for communism to work, people must die, ain’t that right Jane
BEHAR: "Besides marching and protesting, what else do you suggest?
JANE FONDA: "MURDER."
TOMLIN: "What did you say?"
FONDA: "MURDER!"
Is Jane Fonda advocating for the murder of pro-life politicians and activists? pic.twitter.com/bGA7zWOWl0
By now everyone should know what I do during the day, everyday is a new adventure, friend of mine stopped over at mothers, they were front room, while I was slaving over a hot oven while thinking, she cannot complain about my meatloaf because it’s her recipe, deep in thought is when I heard her ” what the hell is wrong with you, it’s 2023!’. He came in the kitchen for safety reasons probably. He was by fridge. Frederators are like bulletin boards for homes. He was reading this:
He stuck around for another few minutes then off he went, what he was reading was a poem.
Inspired by a Norse Legend
By the edge of a woods, at the foot of a hill, Is a lush, green meadow where time stands still. Where the friends of man and woman do run, When their time on earth is over and done.
For here, between this world and the next, Is a place where each beloved creature finds rest. On this golden land, they wait and they play, Till the Rainbow Bridge they cross over one day.
No more do they suffer, in pain or in sadness, For here they are whole, their lives filled with gladness. Their limbs are restored, their health renewed, Their bodies have healed, with strength imbued.
They romp through the grass, without even a care, Until one day they start, and sniff at the air. All ears prick forward, eyes dart front and back, Then all of a sudden, one breaks from the pack.
For just at that instant, their eyes have met; Together again, both person and pet. So they run to each other, these friends from long past, The time of their parting is over at last.
The sadness they felt while they were apart, Has turned into joy once more in each heart. They embrace with a love that will last forever, And then, side-by-side, they cross over… together.
As long I’ve known her, which is like all my life, she should be viewed upon as a romantic by heart. Speaking of hearts, 20 some years ago, she told the doctor, “if my heart is as bad as you say, then save the Nitro for someone who could really use it, she outlived the doctor”. Thinking what dad liked about her, whatever he gave her, she dished it right back at him,
I still don’t know where she met him, she won’t talk about it, all I could get out of her was, grampa her side made the best beer, sneak out in the woods an drink with some friends, that’s she’d say. I see can dad, a child of the forest walking upon a drunk maiden and yelling, I found one, I’m keeping her!.
Now you may see these in the light of OMG, and WTF! That’s only because you ain’t seeing things as I see things
Keep in mind, she was young once to, I had the siblings to prove it! In basement getting stuff out of my way, what the hell is this? Some you seen the 17 grocery bags I hauled out, full of Harlequin romance books, found 2 boxes, angel soft boxes full Harlequin, some had, good, boring, Ohh very good! written on the inside cover. Got back upstairs, I asked her, what of dad you miss the most? sips her teacup with coffee… ” his socks”
what?
“He’d put everything away in it’s proper except his socks, used to irritate me to no end”. Did you ever think he just liking seeing you bent over?
Don’t you highly dislike things rubbed in your face, I do, except boobs, boobs are ok, printed this on high gloss paper, inserted in journal
when I seen this, it’s then I started to rethink my positon
Looking at the Chernobyl lady, a thought came to mind, sips coffee, if I was a plastic surgeon, I’d put a squeak toy in each breast implant, no charge because I’m nice like that.
Phone rang
“what”
I need to you to make something for me
“you’re in another state man, don’t they make stuff in your state?”.
It’s not for me, another Marine,
“what ya needin brother”
thinking a cutting board would be good, I got some bamboo ones in the corner there, not crazy how it lasers, “, that’ll be fine.
Every Marine needs stickers, no charge for the sticker ” you saying this a gift?”
yeah
“well then there’s no charge for the board either, you owe me coffee next time we see each other”.
I like this guy, reminds me of people I know
People will provoke you until they bring out the ugly side of you
I was going to talk about how the Marine Corps is cutting corners to save a few bucks by dropping sniper school, those weapons are specialized platforms, only thing I have say about that is, cutting corners to save a few bucks isn’t the only things they’ll be doing,
they’ll also be filling body bags
if you get meaning
“Spartans did not ask how many were the enemy
but where are they”
Plutarch
Reading about them PANTIFA= cockroaches for short, down there in Georgia attacking Cop city, was thinking, don’t Georgia have rednecks, I know they have peaches in pretty dresses down there.
Little feet sang about such ladies
reference Dixie Chicken 🙂
It’s humpday, maybe it should be renamed, LUMP day 🙂
Jack Holder, last survivor of the December 7th attack on the U.S.S. Arizona
Grandfather, whose voice I hear in the winds And whose breath gives life to everyone, Hear me. I come to you as one of your many children; I am weak… I am small…I need your wisdom and your strength
Let me walk in beauty, and make my eyes ever behold the red and purple sunsets. Make my hands respect the things you have made, and make my ears sharp so I may hear your voice. Make me wise, so that I may understand what you have taught my people and The lessons you have hidden in each leaf and each rock. I ask for wisdom and strength, Not to be superior to my brothers, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy, myself. Make me ever ready to come before you with clean hands and a straight eye, So as life fades away as a fading sunset, My spirit may come to you without shame.
