Author: Chance

  • I need a goat horn

    I need a goat horn

    Ever have bad thoughts?, I have a head full, for good reason. Just one example, the penis piano player been trashing Americans again:

    addressed the Americans who prefer that taxpayer funds go to help Americans.

    “And that percentage of Americans as you’ve mentioned is increasing, I can tell them only one thing: If they do not change their opinion, if they do not understand us, if they do not support Ukraine — they will lose NATO, they will lose the clout of the United States, they will lose the leadership position that they enjoy in the world, that they enjoy in the world. That they enjoy for a very fair reason,” Zelenskyy said.

    One such bad thought is to strap his ass down on raft, exile him in the lake. For such thinking,

    prayers come in handy

    God,
    Sometimes I have terrible thoughts that run through my head.
    Do you see me, dear Lord? Do you see my struggle?
    You are mighty. You are strong, and you love me. right?

    Set me free Lord!
    Remove the bad thoughts that torment me.
    Cast the enemy out of my mind and my life. Let no attack, deceit or contamination affect me any more.
    For I have been washed clean by the blood of the Lamb.
    Your mighty Spirit protects me always. Amen.

    Bombarded with bad thoughts as in the example

    the phone rang

    “what”

    I won’t ask how you are doing just what are doing?

    “stuff”

    Want to go down below bridge?

    “no, what the hell do I want to go down there for, nothing good happens down there?. Is there a point to line of questioning, I have stuff to do. One of the guys going likes to write stuff, have a journal? yea, nothing is free here,

    “I told him that”

    pulls on from a shelf

    What else?

    “You know Odin?”

    yea I know Odin

    ” his bosslady is going with, she’s tagging along, says you and Odin have much iin common, either one of you likes people want to watch him? I’ll watch him, how many going? ” there’s 5 total”

    you know this an open-carry state right, you boys keep an eye on her.

    With a goat horn, I’ll make Odin feel right at home, even though he’s in Skraeling country

    kinda sorta & somewhat

  • burning my biscuits

    burning my biscuits

    Took a ride over to the Smithies, Smithie, I need you to make me this, shows him drawing. ” Yea well, I get to that around April”.

    Good thing I’m not in a hurry eh.

    He just looks at me. About then his daughter pulls up, 27/28 years of age, all kinds of happy. Just back from Wisconsin, seen a doggo on some site, went got it. Smithie asks ” so what you called him?”. Dad, I call him Gunner. That’s what Grampa was right?,

    ” Yeah he was”

    I look in the car to see Gunner

    Can I pet him, I was going to reach in while saying aanii

    It means

    I see your light

    What happen to him?

    Gunner is a rescue from a very bad situation, where fists were used instead squeakers and other fun things

    There will be no more of that

    Gunner you be fine, you’ll see

    Charlie don’t surf
  • ahhhh coffee

    ahhhh coffee

    Don’t know where that barrel sauna is located, I know it’s nowhere around here, where those are built, just down road down that way, they to are digging out. Maybe it’s in P.A.

    Ever get the look

    ” well, it’s so nice for you to come visit us old dogs, don’t be talking your gibberish,

    in this house we speak english & german”.

    It’s damn good thing I like you

    Lumps & bumps, don’t care, you still my friend, strange thing it is, all dogs deserve a human, not all humans deserve a dog.

    With the Nord stream pipeline being destroyed, this current admin hating on all things America, one never wondered about such things as who were the good guys, you’d just enjoy the best seat on a C-130

    With recruitment down, lowered standards, makes for some interesting kitchen table coffee talk, ” if only Truman would have listened to Mac”, what about Patton, ” Him to! G’damnit”. Dog, I have to go, roads are crap.

    If you spot any of these on sight, you’d a mibster

    Just looking at this machine, todays schools come to mind, and not in a good way

  • Form a line

    Form a line

    Your choices are as follows:

    if those don’t tickle your fancy, there’s always the Chef’s special.

    ” what is it?”.

    Some background is needed.

    see these two, brothers from different mothers, just look at them, guilty as hell

    ” Guilty of what?”.

    Trespassing!

    which brings us to the freezer, I knew it, I just knew it, I didn’t eat it

    I can see the look on some of your faces no, just no with an added Ohh Hell no!

    Lil sis, she hunted, didn’t for it much taking life, put a deer on her table, when she done, you’d be hard pressed to find tallow, she always double wrapped game meat. No freezer burn to be found. It’s been in the slo cooker all night, bathing is SBR’s with a dash of teriyaki sause, which is less than a pinch. If you look up how long meat lasts, you’ll see the word Infinity if properly stored frozen.

    Hold on, Breaking news:

    Seventy-Two Killed Resisting Gun Confiscation In Massachusetts.

    National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed by elements of a Para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.

    Speaking after the clash, Massachusetts Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement.

    Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group’s organizers as “criminals,” issued an executive order authorizing the summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government’s efforts to secure law and order.

    The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault weapons.

    Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the week. This decision followed a meeting in early this month between government and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms.

    One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, pointed out that “none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned over their weapons voluntarily.”

    Government troops initially succeeded in confiscating a large supply of outlawed weapons and ammunition. However, troops attempting to seize arms and ammunition in Lexington met with resistance from heavily-armed extremists who had been tipped off regarding the government’s plans.

    During a tense standoff in the Lexington town park, National Guard Colonel Francis Smith, commander of the government operation, ordered the armed group to surrender and return to their homes. The impasse was broken by a single shot, which was reportedly fired by one of the right-wing extremists.

    Eight civilians were killed in the ensuing exchange.

    Ironically, the local citizenry blamed government forces rather than the extremists for the civilian deaths. Before order could be restored, armed citizens from surrounding areas had descended upon the guard units. Colonel Smith, finding his forces over matched by the armed mob, ordered a retreat.

    Governor Gage has called upon citizens to support the state/national joint task force in its effort to restore law and order. The governor also demanded the surrender of those responsible for planning and leading the attack against the government troops.

    Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and John Hancock, who have been identified as “ringleaders” of the extremist faction, remain at large.

    And this fellow Americans, is how the American Revolution began, April 20, 1775.

  • what say you my old friend

    what say you my old friend

    The Raven is one of God’s smartest creatures. goobermint attracts the dumbest

    no, not dumb… EVIL

    Evil in so many ways

    Sips coffee

    seeing snow sideways, sometimes you see things and you wonder, what the hell was that

    I suppose I’m like the raven there, don’t shoot the raven, for he brings tidings and good council. I’ll give an you an example of what of I speak of

    I’m like a messenger, so there will be no shooting

    Pro-tip for the ladies

    Big or small, we love them all, ain’t that right fellas, the reason is simple, we don’t have them

    so ladies take of them

    some music as you enjoy her sleeve ink

    “Chance”

    Raven

    “tell me something useful”

    all this manufactured drama is leading to one inevitable conclusion, they will burn it all down before we even have a chance to bring them to justice.

    Prepare accordingly Raven

    I have a story for you if care listen

    ” shoot Chance”

    Raven, let’s not use that word.

    Raven, did you know bobcats are much easier on the back, then say a shovel?

  • Hiroo Onoda

    Hiroo Onoda

    Hiroo Onoda, came straight to mind

    for those who may not know, he was the last Japanese Imperial soldier to surrender. Hid out on the Philippines for 29 years. Was his Commanding officer who there from Japan and ordered him to surrender.

    The Biden Regime never fails to orchestrate an avenue to circumvent the U.S. Constitution and betray the American people. A bombshell report from the Epoch Times Saturday reveals the Regime is about to surrender America’s sovereignty to the World Health Organization (WHO) and give them full control over future pandemic policy.

    Biden’s Health and Human Service Department secretly submitted proposed amendments, “Strengthen WHO preparedness for and response to health emergencies,” to the WHO to reform International Health Regulations of 2005, an existing health treaty. The amendments delegate the international body of unelected bureaucrats more authority to define what constitutes a pandemic, when a pandemic is in progress, how long a pandemic lasts and how “to prevent, detect and respond to future public health emergencies of international concern,” ultimately delegating the WHO total authority over emergency operations in the U.S. during a “public health emergency.”

    there is a plan for a mandatory, universal digital passport and ID system.

    The WHO’s Intergovernmental Negotiating Body (INB) has scheduled a meeting for Feb. 27 so members can work out the final terms and sign.

    Full story on the Epoch Times

    If you know the “Geal”, then you’ve heard these words

    ” They’ll take you North to Huron Land, no matter what occurs, you submit, you survive” Being north of Huron land, the great Ottawa forest is my backyard.

  • Robert Oppenheimer

    Robert Oppenheimer

    I know exactly how you feel

    What you’ll never see on such sites as Esty are the mistakes crafters make while making useful stuff for others to help in their lives be better, Example, you want new gun holster to perform as well as the sidearm it holds. It’s Sunday, there will be no destroying the world on Sunday.

    Sounds like something your mother would say while saying get outside.

    Moms know stuff, ever test your mom?

    Who knew, moms know Physics

    Chivalry it’s an old word

     qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women

    Another way of saying it

    Man’s task is to make the path safe for Women to walk without fear

    Who’s a good boy

    Dogs remember the deal struck so long ago.
    Man not so much

    Everyone thinks they have best dog in the whole world, and they’d be right.

    There are those in the world who may think I’m dumfungled

    a word I learnt from that Garad Butler fella, to be mentally and physically worn out.

    To quote a Marine from long ago

    ” RETREAT HELL!, WE JUST HERE”

    A scorched-earth policy is a military strategy that aims to destroy anything that might be useful to the enemy. A strange thought to have, looking around the place, maybe it’s not as strange after-all.

    It’s Sunday, cannot go around blowing up the world on Sunday, so I did the next best thing, gave it a piece of my mind. Now that the air clear, I can get the barge’s glue back out.

    Gotta have music

    ain’t no way I’m Dumfungled
  • The Big Bopper came to mind

    The Big Bopper came to mind

    Your idea of Chantilly lace may differ than mine, that’s ok to for this is America damnit. Fellas, I’m 110% sure we agree on something…

    she was style, she was grace with a sense of humor.

    didn’t matter what Rachel wore, she made item look better

    Handling some fur from time to time :), I have thought about making a fur bikini, no doubt if word got around Chance was seen buying a bra, I’d never hear the end of it, did I mention never. So I never made one for that reason. I did come close to making some fool’s face gooey with a box of Kotex at a store, I’ll tell you about sometime, now isn’t the time. Something to think about because I have to, when the fur man comes around in Spring to inspect the hides you have, he can be rather particular, how particular? say you 15 hides of that critter, a 3/4 of another and one or of something else, 18 hides total

    he only takes 4 for auction, only the best hides make auction. Leaving behind 14 hides, you gotta think about stuff you can make with the leftovers.

    Pro-tip:

    Always save the cussing and swearing until he’s long gone off the property.

    Are you vintage or Antique?

    Believe you me, I know Antique,

    You’re probably thinking by now, you are very happy to be vintage

    You are damn happy to be Vintage

    Looking around the country in general terms, the question isn’t what sort of world we’ll leave the kids, no, the question is, what sort of kids will the world be left with.

    I’m all for equal rights, Ladies, work the problem

    There is solution, let us males do what we were built to do

  • Cold hearted

    Cold hearted

    Looking at lake, ignoring the snow, “am I cold hearted?”.

    In the wake of a mass shooting that killed three Michigan State University students and critically injured five others, MSU Spartans held a peaceful protest on the steps of the Michigan Capitol Building Wednesday. 
    The MSU community protested the “injustice for the students we have lost,” 

    There was a pro-gun message on a rock

    It was painted over

    Scott Iberman, an MSU professor, shared his thoughts on social media about the earlier message.
    “A live firefight in Berkey between the killer and another person likely would have led to even more deaths. Hard no to allowing any guns on campus except for law enforcement,” he tweeted.

    Give up your guns & there will be Peace

    I wonder if the Professor has ever heard of Wounded Knee,

    was mostly Women & Children

    Many hearts are buried there.

    I like patches, they speak much with few words

    Watching these kids, with the MSU kids in mind, some other words came to mind

    Moments before taking Mount Suribachi colorized

    Freedom, it has a flavor the protected will never know

    those few words would look good on a leather patch

    Not cold-hearted, set in my ways is all