Author: Chance

  • If you’re not cookin you ain’t lookin

    If you’re not cookin you ain’t lookin

    Stuff isn’t always what you think they are, take that pressure as an example, it’s letting off steam, it’s a safety valve. Humor and laughter is much the same, without it, thins cane turn very ugly very quickly.

    What’s in the pot

    American Righteous ANGER

    Chinese hackers had remote access to U.S. Treasury workstations as recently as December—but Democrats in Congress said nothing.

    Now that Trump’s appointees and DOGE team members are accessing the same computers, they’re suddenly in meltdown mode, demanding violence in the streets.

    Where was their outrage when Beijing was stealing sensitive U.S. financial data? Where were the hearings, the calls for accountability? Democrats don’t care about cybersecurity.

    They care about power—and they’re exposing themselves in real time.

    Uncle Scotty, I think he’s been hanging around Steve, Steve has Torrettis

    Never forget how your taxes were spent

    Since we the People haven’t been in this situation before, exposing the ROT, gonna paraphrase an old story.

    Mr. Freedom married Lady Liberty, on their wedding night Mr. Freedom was already in bed, Lady Liberty has come into the bedroom seeing Mr. Freedom laying there, what was her thinking ” Well now, I’ve never done this before, letting her gown fall to floor and jumped in bed.

    the DOGE boys are being portrayed as the bad guys when every knows who the bad guys really are

  • The buffet

    The buffet

    What to do with old snow, when the kids aren’t with their nose in a book or computer screen, they be outside. Month of building, Phi Kappa Tau in Hancock has won Michigan Technological University Winter Carnival’s overall snow statue contest. MTU, think of the STEMS and other brainiac stuff.

    See this, it clearly shows there’s room for improvement as in Carl Sagan’s Billions and Billions, and Billions I view the mailbox as a round tuit, well I got around tuit.

    Just so you know, NASA are big fat lairs, Mars is not RED, they been manipulating pictures for a very long time.

    focus on the onion

    Give credit where credit is due, Cheetoface, get over here

    Some Tulsi for you

    know it’s a game, they play for keeps

    Think back in school, did you have to learn the nicknames of all the states, we did, why, not sure maybe for the sole reason to give ech other a hard time in a fun way, this Lady from the Show-me-state she’s not in the business of feelz.

    I think it be a safe bet, no one likes talking politics, well that before, hasn’t President Trump made talking politics fun, lots of laughter going one around the country these days, a reminder of who your President is

    We win together or we lose together

    This, well… wouldn’t it be nice

    and just for good measure

  • Jouro entry: the torch

    Jouro entry: the torch

    Sips coffee, thinking… there was a time when we were young

    I see recruitment is like at a 20-year high or close to that. a Touch of history

    many Founding Fathers were less than 40 years old in 1776 with several qualifying as Founding Teenagers and Twentysomethings. And though the average age of the signers of the Declaration of Independence was 44 of age.

    The DOGE boys remind me of the Hansen Brothers

    if you’ve never seen Slap Shot, do it

    ” put me in coach”

    someone check my arithmetic

    36 trillion divided by 350 million = 102,857 and some change

    I WANT REPRIATIONS, when do I want it, I WANT IT NOW!

    Notice all the young ladies standing up for what’s right, President surrounded by all those little munchkins, you could tell he was having fun.

    3 things about your VP

    Sepius Exertus

    Semper Fidelis

    Fraters Infinitas

    That lying dog warren, well it’s a good thing I’m not congress why, well I’ll show how you talk to a LYING DOG

    Thou Shalt Shutteth Thy Pie hole and Calmeth Thine titties!

    I’m old school, old school talks as that, not sure why Cheap Trick came to mind, but they did

    Fellas, ever notice the ladies have a hard time deciding where to eat, wanna know why that is

    well, the last time, they doomed all of humanity

    With the young people stepping up

    We’ll rid ourselves of what the commiepinkobastards wanted for US

    Tyranny

    Let this be a reminder

  • Peppermint Patti

    Peppermint Patti

    That’s not her name, she’d remind you of Patti, lives about 10 miles down the road, she was at the end of her drive lookin like that. Stopped, what’s up Patti, Chance, I know how to make babies, I don’t know damn thing about snowblowers. That girl has a hard road, lost her husband couple years back, she has five kids, he was lineman. I need eggs, I go see her, store pretty, don’t care about that

    Took the cowl off, spring broke on drive motor pully. I need some stuff in town, I’ll pick up a spring for ya at Mike’s shop. In town… just what this town needs, more snow

    Got back, here hands her the spring, you’re gonna do this, so you how to do it, took a few trys, it flying a couple of times, but she got it on. Now pump the plunger until the drips, open the choke and pull. I don’t have to all that, it has an electric starter.

    Just do it so you know how, don’t give me a hard time, I got stuff I gotta do she got it running off I went, Later on she come by with those eggs as a thank you of sorts, had 2 this Am. Listening to her at my table, she’s carrying about stuff, me… I’m thinking, must be a mom with kids thingy, mu mom had kids and she swore, Patti is mom, she swears as I said, must be a mom thing. After she was done cussing, I set her straight about stuff

    Told her, come over here, laid a couple of plinkers out, Patti, technology changes, Rights don’t, if you don’t exercise your Rights,

    why do you need Rights.

    I like you Chance

    Yeah well, don’t like me to much, I’m set it in ways

    Found a video fits the situation,

    Can Woman get on the roof to do repairs, of course she can, as a Man, you let her do it as you stand on the ground, no, no you won’t because Men value Women, it’s same with carrying bags of groceries, Teaching stuff is another way of showing value so they know stuff, many Women have be taken by mechanical scumbags

    Every see a footballer say on the teevee, Hi Mom!, while it was dad who taught him everything about footballing,

  • 40 to one

    40 to one

    That’s Leigha, thought I would make her famous, kinda sorta and somewhat while looking good with a bobcat.

    It has come to my attention, the castrobuttboi of the wef wants to play games

    It’s not like America with President Trump on point, is wanting Asteroid 2025 BR2 to land in Ottawa, thinking the whole damn planet would applaud if it landed on DAVOS. All we want is Canada to secure their border, butt noooo, castrothebuttboi wants to play games. Well, let’s play the game, I disassembled the wet bar at the house, just lookin at i knew what I was going to do, real 2×2’s from the 40’s, today’s 2×2’s are actually  1.5×3.5 size, hell, not woodworker, even I knew that. We import a lot of lumber, don’t need it castrobuttboi, America has trees, trees are good, renewable to.

    Jim flooring, curling floors, even the NBA flooring, all that is made down the road in Amasa

    for 5.00 bucks, they give you a frontload bucket of scrap wood for the sauna or whatever, just get it outta here. We don’t need your lumber, had panniecakes for breakfast with local syrup, Ever drive by a bakery when they making bread, that’s a good smell, around here, when the sugar shacks are running, the woods smell of maple syrup.

    short video

    Heard some blithering idiot whinnin about how will Women get their blueberries for their smoothies,

    Patriot Foods were giving away fresh blueberries, they had like 350,000 pounds, buy something from their site, get free berries, why?, because stores like Meyers would rather stock imports. Even the flour I used was made up here down the road father,

    Liberty Farms

    Point being, don’t where you are in America, buy local save the planet. We the people have President Trump out front, we need to do our part

    Are you doing your part, would you like to know more?

    there’s reason why it’s 40 to one

    A very long time ago, when the world was new, Gitchee Manitou made things so that life was very easy for the people. There was plenty of game and the weather was always good and the maple trees were filled with thick sweet syrup. Whenever anyone wanted to get maple syrup from the trees, all they had to do was break off a twig and collect it as it dripped out.

    One day, Manabozho went walking around. “I think I’ll go see how my friends the Anishinabe are doing,” he said. So, he went to a village of Indian people. But, there was no one around. So, Manbozho looked for the people. They were not fishing in the streams or the lake. They were not working in the fields hoeing their crops. They were not gathering berries. Finally, he found them. They were in the grove of maple trees near the village. They were just lying on their backs with their mouths open, letting maple syrup drip into their mouths.

    “This will NOT do!” Manabozho said. “My people are all going to be fat and lazy if they keep on living this way.”

    So, Manabozho went down to the river. He took with him a big basket he had made of birch bark. With this basket, he brought back many buckets of water. He went to the top of the maple trees and poured water in, so that it thinned out the syrup. Now, thick maple syrup no longer dripped out of the broken twigs. Now what came out was thin and watery and just barely sweet to the taste.

    “This is how it will be from now on,” Manabozho said. “No longer will syrup drip from the maple trees. Now there will only be this watery sap. When people want to make maple syrup they will have to gather many buckets full of the sap in a birch bark basket like mine. They will have to gather wood and make fires so they can heat stones to drop into the baskets. They will have to boil the water with the heated stones for a long time to make even a little maple syrup. Then my people will no longer grow fat and lazy. Then they will appreciate this maple syrup Gitchee Manitou made available to them. Not only that, this sap will drip only from the trees at a certain time of the year. Then it will not keep people from hunting and fishing and gathering and hoeing in the fields. This is how it is going to be,” Manabozho said.

    And, that is how it is to this day.

    And another thing castrobuttboi of the wef, Canadian bacon is NOT bacon, when you make things yourself, just seems better somehow

    I had asked once a long time, where she learned the prayer, said Gramma taught us kids as I have taught my children. Here in America you free to pray or not to pray

    we choose to pray

    Our Father be out guest, let to us this food be blessed, Amen

    I make good bacon 🙂

  • It’s Saturday… yeah!

    It’s Saturday… yeah!

    We can get all kinds of political stuff:

    It being Saturday, Karoline has a child to look after, President Trump, he’s got Grandbabies to give a hard time to, as in, come here kid and pull my finger.

    See this

    What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness.

    You’re looking at happiness.

    It’s a good thing he doesn’t smell like lake trout

    Talk about ice fishing, they won’t get away this time

    you have a spirit animal?

    me?, well I got dog

    He’s learned when I’m in the kitchen he stays behind the transition strip, sometimes he’ll put paw over it as if I don’t see him trying to sneak in, when busted, he’ll curl his paw under as in I ain’t doin nothin

    it’s not me he keeps eye on, it’s whatever that may land on the floor

    whatever you do today, include some Happiness

  • Journo entry: the USS Minnow

    Journo entry: the USS Minnow

    With a new coffee, was tellin dog; dog I think I handled the situation very effectively, I’ll explain: drove down the road needing restaurant grind pepper, stopped at the canned cancer stink in a can shelves still noticing no spent brass scent, out of the corner of my eye I seen the hands go to the hips, call her Carol for that’s her name.

    It was you wasn’t it

    It was me what

    on my social media page you wrote (her words) nice tits

    Carol, have you ever known me to talk as that, (well no, but it’s something you’d do).

    Carol it wasn’t me, tell ya what Carol, say you was my girlfriend or even my wifey and we were in a busy restaurant, I’d lean into you so only you could hear, Carol, I don’t know if you know this, you have nice boobs. And just like right now you’d be smiling and feeling good in knowing you have nice boobs. With a smile she apologized to me for the social media posting and she turned and went away. Fellas, I really don’t have to remind anyone of you about the age-old question Ginger or MaryAnn. Do notice I chose pictures of Respect, I coulda shared bikini pictures of both, I chose Respect instead

    Pam

    or

    Talsi

    Sips coffee… a though occurred to me seeing the ladies there, was a time in America when it didn’t matter what side of the isle you sat, when trouble came, we as Americans stood shoulder to shoulder at the water’s edge. Why I say that is because we had long talks, when Pearl happened, she was 21 years young, she said it didn’t matter, her words ” everyone was pissed off”.

    Found the restaurant grind pepper, Carol checked me out, I didn’t say it, but looking at Carol, I know what a full C cup looks like 🙂

    there’s music for a situation like that

  • No guarantees

    No guarantees

    Step out your door in the morning, don’t really think about it, too busy with life, sometimes you just wish the day gets over with. Anytime, anywhere for just about any reason one can think of, the future is uncertain, death is always near. safe to say, the mood of the whole country changed last night, weird, Jim Mckay and his wide world of sports came to mind, the world ice skating is saddened, people we don’t even know have our prayers, does matter if they were American or Russian skaters along with the flight crew no; death came, maybe we feel as we do because it could be anyone one of us.

    Daniel’s music came mind

    As Daniel mentioned

    Shine light into darkness

  • This task requires music

    This task requires music

    That’s a fleshing knife, right tool for the right job, first things first a nice edge

    When applying the steel to the stone, music is good, Some Lindse will work

    Some Hans Zimmer always a good fit

    Putting an on knives take time, it’s well spent ain’t that right Colter

    Thinkin stuff over, I decided that I’m much better in the kitchen then being some sort of halfass cowboy/rancher. Ain’t that right Jake

    Jake?, no… there’s no Jake around here

    Maybe, just maybe, ole Tom will call asking me about some tricks and tips about the border

    I have a few idea’s…

  • new schewrl meets Old School

    new schewrl meets Old School

    Tack is one thing;

    Attitude adjustment is another

    I betcha I could learn a thing or two about cows from Clint,

    that’s probably the look of him pondering when I ask, Clint, think I could fashion Viking drinking horns from hairy cow horns, they’d be a big seller around here.