Author: Chance

  • Emotional state of mind wellness check:

    Emotional state of mind wellness check:

    I suppose it can depend on many things, location tops that list

    your list may be different than mine, so what

    this is America damnit

    Sometimes, I just look at people, it’s gotten to the point where it’s ok to laugh at sadness.

    Where the air purer, the trees are taller and the people smile more than most

    ” You call that smile?”

    smiling
  • Saturday morning funnies

    Saturday morning funnies

    I’ve reached an age where socialism has no place in my life, some may say why is that.

    well, I’ll tell ya

    I’m addicted to luxuries such as toilet paper, electricity, food and clean water…. you know, shit like that.

    The term “run out on a rail”

    If that gets applied to the Bureau of Land Management

    I’d find that funny

    from solitary confinement to the governor’s office

    he’s not wrong LOLOL

    Well done Frogs

    well done indeed
  • Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up

    Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up

    Some may say, “Chance, how the hell can you laugh during such times we live in?”.

    It’s no laughing matter, it’s not even winter yet, it’s 25 degrees outside right now.

    If you live in the Northeast, you know that even in normal times, heating oil bills constitute a significant expense because winters are usually brutal. Unfortunately, this year could be the worst year ever for residents of the region hoping to adequately heat their homes. Not only are heating oil prices through the roof on anti-fossil fuel President Joe Biden’s watch, but even for those who have the funds to stock up, it doesn’t really matter: heating oil rationing is already taking place. People there just might be burning the furniture come March if not sooner.

    If you were out to destroy a country, would you be doing anything different than what they are doing right now. There’s always time for crying, later. People have important stuff to focus on.

    Like staying alive

    (Disco wasn’t the first attempt to bring this nation down, certainly won’t be the last.)

    Attitude is everything as in this example

    The bearded one, his mind is so open, his brains fell out, we cannot save everyone
    it’s a sad reality

    Stopped in a gas-n-go, there was Woman in there, my first thoughts shouldn’t have not been

    “is she vaxed and would she be good for my mental health with that purple hair”.

    What is a constant in Life?

    the first kiss is always awkward

    that’s the reality we live in.

    Ever see videos of downtown L.A, through lies and deception, they’ve taken the people dignity away, all is not lost

    a story of the proper Attitude.

    How off course have we drifted away from the Bill of Rights?

    says write a comment

    so that’s what I did

    The future is not set, I’ll explain I got call concerning a young boy, Chance, hea man, you have any books, Bill, that’s up there on the scale of dumb questions, what ya need man? ” have any you want part with for boy of 12? Thinking to myself, how cool is that, a kid who likes to read instead of doing stupid shit. Bill, tomorrow, I’ll dropped them off.

    Edgar Rice Burroughs

    They are after the children; they are one’s worth saving

  • I’ll be high demand

    I’ll be high demand

    people all overworld are dropping dead, yet the ” experts” are baffled why . If memoriy serves, the media was also put on trial at Nuremburg for lying to the public.

    They hate you

    Hate is a 2 way street

    Just so you know, If I seen this at my range

    that is a earned neck slap

    I don’t care how tight those yoga pants are

  • It’s a Woman’s thing

    It’s a Woman’s thing

    I was once told, do not share the pipe with a Woman, they are powerful, they are on their own time

    a visual for demonstration purposes

    Kolchak would narrate much throughout his series

    what follows is strange yet true

    Long before the scamdemic, when she still had good use of the right eye, hence the nickname,

    (Eagle-eye) she thought lil sis was still in the kitchen, lil sis left about 10 minutes prior, it was me in the kitchen. I hear this ” Come take a look at this” I went in the living room, on the back of the front door there has always been a full-length mirror…

    Footnote: that to was once explained

    ” Women dress for other Women, Women take thier clothes off for Men”

    As with all Women, her hands are on her hips with her weight, all 92 pounds of it on one leg, it did not matter it was me instead of lil sis, ” Look at me!”

    No I don’t want to, ” Look at me” what I am supposed to be looking at? She’s at the mirror got slippers on, pants on and standing wearing what looks to be a training bra. ” I use to have 34 C, your father loved my 34C’s” no doubt about it with all those siblings, ” don’t talk like that” She shifted her weight, hand still on hips.

    My mind is flipping through the Marine Corps Manual, the answer is in here somewhere

    Ahhuh!

    Access Overcome Move

    on so that’s what I did listen I said ” I can hear you just fine what”

    did they ever get in the way ?

    “sometimes but women learn how to do things so that doesn’t happen”

    Well now you don’t have that problem

    I’m going back in the kitchen

    15 minutes later, she comes in the kitchen dressed proper

    ” What you are making for lunch?”

    Ground bologna sammiches with sweet relish with the bread lil sis baked

    it’s the Bible then the Manual

    in that order

  • I’m going to need a bigger smoker

    I’m going to need a bigger smoker

    That right there is my standard greeting from dogs, dogs just know if one is good or not, it’s in thier DNA. I don’t care what people think of me, dogs

    I care what dogs think of me.

    Wrap your mind around this for a moment

    The CIA wants to bring woolly mammoths back from extinction

    Need another scoop?

    Here have another

    Level-4 Biolab Grows in Boston

    Every project is scrutinized and continuously monitored by multiple local and federal agencies

    Well that certainly makes me feel all warm an fuzzy

    I have the same two questions I have asked myself before concerning Mercury

     “large quantities” of mercury at the entrance of a burial chamber sixty feet below the pre-Aztec city of Teotihuacan. The find is a recent development in a six year-long excavation of the ruins of the Pyramid of the Plumed Serpent.

    Mercury is a interesting item itself

    What the hell

    why would do that and what the hell is wrong with those people.

    There’s a song forever associated with an opening scene

    Come Hell or High water as the saying goes

    Quit and give up?

    I was taught better than to quit and give up

    Ain’t that right Gazoo

    Got that right
  • Reversed rolls

    Reversed rolls

    Heard tell the Marines will plaster thier emblem on everything, it’s 100% true

    She cannot see the lake from the rocker, she knows it’s there

    Told her I got a new book, it’s like a bible, but it’s not a Holy Book, ” let me feel it”, having been glued back together…. twice with added warnings to SLO down, she got comfy in the rocker.

    I may be delicate, she’s fragile

    handle with care

    in her matter a fact tone

    “well, start reading” 5 pages in she says

    ” you’re not going to blow up basement again, are you?”. she went on about that for a good 2 minutes. No, that was chemistry, this is microbiology I said.

    15 minutes, she’s sleeping

    Dry curing meat is an art and a science

    it’s something I’ve been wanting to learn, if one isn’t learning they are dying

    about that apron, there is a difference between a Woman’s apron and a Mans

    THE PRINCIPAL USE OF GRANDMA’S APRON WAS TO PROTECT THE DRESS
    UNDERNEATH, BUT ALONG WITH THAT, IT SERVED AS A POTHOLDER FOR
    REMOVING HOT PANS FROM THE OVEN.

    IT WAS WONDERFUL FOR DRYING CHILDREN’S TEARS, AND ON OCCASION
    WAS EVEN USED FOR CLEANING OUT DIRTY EARS.

    FROM THE CHICKEN COOP, THE APRON WAS USED FOR CARRYING EGGS,
    FUSSY CHICKS, AND SOMETIMES HALF-HATCHED EGGS TO BE FINISHED
    IN THE WARMING OVEN.

    WHEN COMPANY CAME, THOSE APRONS WERE IDEAL HIDING PLACES FOR
    SHY KIDS.

    AND WHEN THE WEATHER WA COLD, GRANDMA WRAPPED IT AROUND HER
    ARMS.

    THOSE BIG OLD APRONS WIPED MANY A PERSPIRING BROW, BENT OVER
    THE HOT WOOD-STOVE.

    CHIPS AND KINDLING WOOD WERE BROUGHT INTO THE KITCHEN IN THAT
    APRON.

    FROM THE GARDEN, IT CARRIED ALL SORTS OF VEGETABLES. AFTER THE
    PEAS HAD BEEN SHELLED, IT CARRIED OUT THE HULLS.

    IN THE FALL, THE APRON WAS USED TO BRING IN APPLES THAT HAD
    FALLEN FROM THE TREES.

    WHEN UNEXPECTED COMPANY DROVE UP THE ROAD, IT WAS SURPRISING
    HOW MUCH FURNITURE THAT OLD APRON COULD DUST IN A MATTER OF
    SECONDS.

    WHEN DINNER WAS READY, GRANDMA WALKED OUT ONTO THE PORCH,
    WAVED HER APRON, AND THE MEN KNEW IT WAS TIE TO COME IN FROM
    THE FIELDS TO DINNER.

    IT WILL BE A LONG TIME BEFORE SOMEONE INVENTS SOMETHING THAT
    WILL REPLACE THAT ‘OLD-TIME APRON’ THAT SERVED SO MANY WORTH-
    WHILE PURPOSES.

    REMEMBER:

    GRANDMA USED TO SET HER HOT BAKED APPLE PIES ON THE WINDOW
    SILL TO COOL.

    HER GRANDDAUGHTERS SET THEIRS ON THE WINDOW SILL TO THAW.

    THEY WOULD GO CRAZY NOW TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MANY GERMS
    WERE ON THAT APRON.

    I DON’T THINK I EVER CAUGHT ANYTHING FROM AN APRON—
    EXCEPT LOVE

  • Just one of many little things that make the day better

    Just one of many little things that make the day better

    Music can change an attitude or atmosphere

    lil sis usta choose the music, that girl could play the piano… Music in mother’s house is a MUST HAVE, not all days are good days, music helps greatly. If you post songs, you like, mother will like them to.

    She likes music while looking at lake, while asking what I am making in the kitchen,

    She once said, Robert should cut hair, he’d be so handsome

  • Why do you do that?

    Why do you do that?

    I was probably around 9/10 years of age when I asked her. ” do what she said”

    When dad comes home from the docks, he always washes his hands and forearms in case missed any fish scales then sits at the table, then you about 2 minutes sit on his lap. Why you do that?.

    “It’s the best seat in the house, now go outside”.

    Hates water marries a fisherman, having the coldest lake in the US out her front window.

    Not sure if Man is to understand such things as a woman’s heart

    The family is the basis of any decent, self-respecting society

    they want it destroyed

    When they have burned land and boiled sea, what will happen? Nature will once again return to balance

    Women by their very nature are nurturers

    I probably shouldn’t do this, there’s a lot of things I shouldn’t do

    a match up of mother’s mental acquity to the Shitler’s in the white house

    Want to know when you are all grow ‘ed up?

    you are about to find out

    Now, an hour’s ride

  • The phones are working

    The phones are working

    That was from Jurassic Park

    McCready said it best

    First G’damn week of winter

    With winter not only all round me, it’s on the roof too, heavy wet snow, the kind snaps trees an lines

    it’s beautiful out there, Mother nature she’ll kill you if given a chance. Ever listen to Neil and think, Carl Sagan with the Clint squint engaged, would stomp your dick in the dirt Neil

    no teevee here so we’ll have a music break

    Busting your ass and having fun doing it that really is the American way

    Some talking head on the radio says you gotta remove the hate from your heart. Maybe he should thinking about how that hate got there in the first place.

    Busting ass and having fun while doing it, that really is the American way

    my dark days made me strong, or maybe I was always strong, they made me prove it

    it’s not bragging if one can do it

    There’s a season for everything, including hate

    Look around America, look what they’ve done

    the hate that guy talks about is not misplaced