Author: Chance

  • Heretic, Rebel, a Thing to Flout

    Heretic, Rebel, a Thing to Flout

    At 34 degrees with a coffee looking at the lake, weatherman says, it’ll warmup with sunny intervals, what the hell kind of language is that, whatever happened to party sunny or mostly cloudy with some sun.

    The lake looks cold today

    The Cutty Sark

    Cutty Sark means a kind of short chemise undergarment in Scots.  It was the nickname of Nannie Dee, a character in Robert Burns’ poem Tam O’ Shanter.  bare breasted carving of the lass was the ship’s famous figurehead.

    fully restored

     The Thermopoylae and Cutty Sark vied for supremacy for years.  In their most famous race the two ships departed Shanghai on the same day bound for London with the first tea shipments of 1872.  Despite losing her rudder in a storm while passing through the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra and having to limp on with an improvised replacement, the Cutty Sark arrived in London only one week after the Thermopoylae’s 122 day passage, a feat that became legendary.

    In 1890 she was withdrawn from the China trade and put to less glamorous general cargo usage.  A voyage that year inspired a young Polish sailorJoseph Conrad, in his short story The Secret Sharer published 12 years later.  On this particular voyage the crew was so terrorized by a brutal, drunken first mate that most of them jumped ship at the first port leaving behind only bound apprentice seamen.  The captain drove the ship over 2,000 kilometers over 72 hours.  The mate murdered a crewman in a storm and the captain committed suicide when the crew rebelled for him allowing the mate to escape.  The trip was concluded under a replacement captain and mate, each even more brutal than the original mate.  A layover in Calcutta brought cholera on board, the crew suffered near starvation when not enough provisions were taken on, the new mate committed another murder, and there was a virtual mutiny.

    While looking at the lake with a coffee, a song came to mind, which reminded me of the Cutty Sark story.

  • Nature being what it is

    Nature being what it is

    Don’t know if you knew, but Fat Bear week is October 5th through the 11th. For those who know nothing about bears, know this, bears don’t care about you or your feelz.

    anyone can vote here during Fat Bear week at www.fatbearweek.org.

    Hearing this, Trinity came to mind straight away as in

    What the hell is with you city boy he’s rather excitable and swears a lot

    Empathy… when it comes to human stupidity, the empathy level is in the red zone

    Learning is not her strong point

    I’m on a roll, don’t interrupt

    If only d.c. was a culvert

    Geese flying overhead, such a cool sound

  • Funny not funny

    Funny not funny

    We have a whinner

    Be strong enough to stand alone

    Be yourself enough to stand apart

    be wise enough to stand together when the time comes

  • Ohh Jennie!

    Ohh Jennie!

    Helping Skip unload a 250 gal. oil drum. Skip is a BBQman from way back. He’s already has the trailer

    set-up for the drum. Skip like to roast pigs and things. He’s like a food catering business.

    Think he was testing me.. ” Butterball or Jennie-O?”.

    Skip, the Butterball has all kinds of chemicals injected into it. lousy for smoking. I smoke turkey, it wild or it’s Jennie-O. After cutting the drum in half, helped him carry it, he says ” yaknow chance, I been kinda looking woman”. No skip, I didn’t know that, what sort of woman you be looking for?

    ” Well he says,  I wonder more about things like is she loyal, is she smart, will she have your back, will she be willing to learn shelf sufficiency life skills So long as she doesn’t scare livestock I stopped caring what a woman looks like.”

    Walking sideways with a fresh cut half of an oil drum, Laughing til I dropped it, Skip standing there with a straight face, with the look of wth chance.

    Took awhile but I found it, sent it on to Skip

    Skip, I think I found the sort of Woman you be needing, good with a blade, and she won’t scare the livestock LOLOLOLOL

  • Sunday sort of stuff

    Sunday sort of stuff

    Since I cannot see Ratdog’s face or it’s tailing wagging like a happy dog tail, it’s tuff to decide if Ratdog likes it, or it hurts his ears. I side with caution. Ratdog only sounds like this when i open the box.

    I don’t open it very often
    How you treat an animal in your care, is how you should be treated

    Ever known a locust, you know the type, when they come around, bad things happen to other people

    as an this example

    Vaccines Devised To Delete the God Gene

    Amazingly, the advent of the JAB was prophesied over 100 years ago by one of the great prophets of the modern age, Earth scientist and philosopher, Rudolph Steiner. Steiner warned of a diabolical plot to vaccinate all of humanity, and the situation we are facing today is frighteningly similar to a prophecy made by Steiner on the bid to inoculate humanity against the God gene.

    What’s your cologne? DEET is mine with a splash of skin so soft, the wildlife loves that smell

    So you don’t want the vax or could we use the term… mark of the beast

    Scientists have managed to turn one of the deadliest insects into a vaccine delivery system. According to new reports from NPR, a clinical trial for a system meant to use mosquitoes to deliver vaccines has been underway in the United Kingdom. The findings of the trial have been published in Science Translational Medicine.

    Science can do some amazing things, shame there are those who will twist it into something evil.

    Taking something evil, turning it into something good… America didn’t have a space program until we removed the crooked cross, slapped a star on it, now we have a space program.

    Operation paperclip

    what ever happened to those NAZIS?

    they went in all the disciplines and government

  • Week in review

    Week in review

    When I was running a 14400 dial-up modem, took just short of forever to connect to Netscape, Web crawler, Mozilla and when it did connect, there wasn’t any cussing or swearing, more like ” alighty then, we’re in business”. One item about dead zones, it’s quiet.

    Florida is in the news, let’s go there

    staying on topic

    he doesn’t mince words

    Melonhead, people get nicknames for reason

    Would be nice to hear more Leo’s speak as this officer

    Did you know, Devil Dog spelled backwards

    God Lived

    does it seem that some days, one finds themselves surrounded by fucking idiots only to realize in biden’s amerika, it’s not just some days

    Semper-FI ArmyMan

  • SOP

    SOP

    Everywhere I look, it’s same ole bla bla bla

    hurricane this, hurricane that, evac with more bla bla bla

    one would think the sky is falling

    No one cares

    barely a mention about my climate change

    .DAY ONE...Today and Tonight
    
    Frost is anticipated tonight throughout the interior regions of
    Upper Michigan.
    
    There is a high swim risk for the Lake Superior beaches

    There’s climate change taking place in the Baltic, lots of it, makes zero sense for Vlad to destroy his money makers, takes man and machine with the knowledge to do such damage. The Coasties been keeping an eye on the Ruskies & Chinese , they been creeping up by Alaska. Some tit – for – tat would no doubt cause some escalation in climate change. The U.S. has many ocean floor lines such as internet cables for banking as an example. Well that certainly would be a October surprise, Thermal Nuclear war would cause a long delay in mid-term elections.

    Enough of current events

    judging by the size wood, cook stove or an old Franklin stove

    As a kid, you probably were just like me

    We had no idea how good we had it and no clue

    we were the last ones

    a touch of history

    Modified C-130 for hostage removal 1980

  • More hunting less hounding

    More hunting less hounding

    I couldn’t use the words

    ” UP YOUR ASS IN ALL POSSIBLE WAYS”

    I wanted to for the title

    manners stopped me, maybe it was guidelines

    6 of those, half dozen of those

    Republican representatives Beau LaFave of Iron Mountain and Greg Markkanen of Hancock.

    “The state’s emphasis on getting more information for population management purposes shouldn’t lead them to enacting criminal penalties,” Markkanen said in a statement. “I will continue to work toward delivering solutions on this issue, so hunters in the U.P. aren’t delivered summons.”

    LaFave predicted the mandate will only worsen a recent decline in hunting in Michigan. “We need more hunters, and less hounding,” he said in statement.

    The DNR said that when mandatory deer harvest reporting was implemented, the only penalty available under statute was a criminal one. The agency said it would like to see a proposal to decriminalize the mandate moved to Gov. Gretchen Whitmer “as soon as possible,” but it does not support wholesale elimination of the rule.

    “We think a civil infraction is more proper for failure to report a deer harvest,” DNR spokesman Ed Golder told The Detroit News. “Regardless of penalty, our conservation officers will focus their efforts this year on education around this new regulation rather than enforcement.”

    Without further action, the mandate will be in effect during the Michigan archery deer season, which opens Oct. 1. Successful harvests can be reported through the Michigan.gov website or an app that’s available in the Apple or Google Play stores on mobile devices.

    Those who neglect to report a kill within 72 hours could be subject to fines and penalties, including jail, although the DNR has said for the first year it will “emphasize an educational approach to hunters rather than enforcement in most circumstances.”

    in most circumstances

    what the hell does that mean

    “It is not the role of unelected bureaucrats to impose rules and penalties on hunters, especially ones as unreasonable as this one.

  • A hard rain gonna fall…

    A hard rain gonna fall…

    We need some music for this story

    Carlos Norman Hathcock II was born in Little Rock, Arkansas, in 1942, and grew up in the town of Wynne, which is about an hour and a half away. He lived with his grandmother during the first 12 years of his life, as his parents were separated.

    It was during a trip to visit family in Mississippi that Hathcock first became interested in guns and hunting. Part of this was simply a necessity; his family was very poor and he needed to help feed them by bagging game in the forest. Hathcock greatly enjoyed his time in the woods, often pretending that he was an American soldier hunting down the Japanese during World War II using his father’s Mauser from the war.

    Hathcock personally estimated killing somewhere between 300 and 400 Vietnamese communists. So incensed were the Vietnamese communists by Hathcock, that they put a bounty on his head – to the tune of $30,000, which is worth about a quarter million dollars in today’s money. It was also wildly above the bounties typically offered for snipers, which ranged from a princely $8 all the way up to $2,000. Hathcock’s bounty held the record for the highest of all time, and he capably disposed of every North Vietnamese agent sent out to collect the bounty.

    Hathcock was also responsible for killing a Vietnamese woman, known as “The Apache Woman,” who had a reputation for viciously torturing captured Marines.

    Much like The Cobra, this was a personal mission. He couldn’t stand the idea of this woman operating in his backyard. On one occasion, he personally heard her severely torture a Marine Private – skinning him, cutting off his eyelids, removing his fingernails, and finally castrating him before releasing him. Hathcock rushed to his aid, but was unable to save the poor private, who was too far gone for medical attention.

    The End of Hathcock’s Sniper Career

    Everything came to a quick and crushing end for Hathcock when his transportation drove over an anti-tank mine. Hathcock rescued seven Marines from the wreckage, undeterred by the third-degree burns he suffered to his face, neck, arms, and legs. Someone had to pull him away from the burning vehicle and throw him in water, as Hathcock was completely unaware of how badly he was burned.

    A friend once presented him with an Ernest Hemingway quote, “Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and like it, never really care for anything else thereafter.” This resonated with Hathcock, who said, “He got that right. It was the hunt, not the killing.” He also wrote in his memoirs that “I like shooting, and I love hunting. But I never did enjoy killing anybody. It’s my job. If I don’t get those bastards, then they’re gonna kill a lot of these kids dressed up like Marines. That’s the way I look at it.”

    The old enemy

    fight them over there or fight them here

    I read that someplace

  • Tolerance is not a Christian value

    Tolerance is not a Christian value

    Where you been dog?

    ” You don’t want to know”

    I woke up, that right there is a good start to any day, of course one never knows what the day has instore.

    Don’t know about you, I refuse to part of the so-called Christmas rush or partake in black Friday. I have stuff to do in the tanning shack

    In the kitchen early, turned on some Bobby Darin

    After grinding, mixing and clean-up, I was so ready to stuff, after a coffee, figured I earned one.

    side note of interest Coffee should never be referred again as a of cup joe, it’s an insult to coffee.

    Heard tell, it’s the little things that mean so much, example, those who prepare a nice meal say for Thanksgiving, everything is just right.

    Presentation

    It’s a good thing it’s Sunday, because if was Monday, I’d make a call an tear them a new asshole, when done, in no uncertain terms, I’d inform them about my last supplier, you want to be included in the ” last supplier bunch?’, test me, do it again.

    I don’t do liberal language

    I do have a plan B, only because the supplier screwed up… twice

    PVC pipe, on the bandsaw, shiny handles with matching hinges of course

    Not being Italian, I made some badass Italian sausage, come to think about it, I’ve never had a gift returned, I intend to keep that streak.

    For a Sunday rant, was a decent rant

    I don’t have to tolerate this crap

    I prefer God’s country tyvm