Author: Chance

  • Thing about projects

    Thing about projects

    See me about other canning ideas and recipes!

    When making things, whatever the next project may be, one always keeps something in mind, make the next one better than the last. That’s probably true for anyone who makes things. Of course, there’s always an exception to that rule. Tourists don’t care, nail 2 pieces of wood together they’ll buy it because it’s from god’s country.

    Didn’t turn out as well as I planned, it’s a small matter to tourists

    Watching this fella, does make one wonder, what his last project was

  • the Killer of children & dogs admit

    the Killer of children & dogs admit

    Fauci admits he knew his ‘draconian’ lockdowns would have ‘collateral negative consequences’ on schoolchildren

    Strange it was, while reading the story, a name kept coming to mind

    there are many things which are legal that are not Morally right

    There are many things which are illegal that are Morally Right

  • Just a scratch, ain’t about nothin

    Just a scratch, ain’t about nothin

    3 months, it’s like I feed the wind, flags about every 3 months

    I’ll translate Adam’s smile

    ” It’s a good thing God gave me a spare, because I ain’t dead so I ain’t done”

    That is all

  • Good day sunshine

    Good day sunshine

    With the price of chicken these days, alternatives must be found

    tosses this in as a friendly reminder

    Mick raises rabbits, at 48/50 years of age, he’s already practicing Geezer.

    No hi, no helloes ” what ya want” I need 10 skins

    ” the meat, that’ll cost you extra” no dout Mick.

    Rabbit is actually very good, tastes like chicken

    Mick, when you gonna cut your grass?

    ” what the hell for, it’s not like I live on Martha’s Vinyard” Standing there with Mick talking about current events while going through a stack of skins, out of the corner my eye… what the hell is that?

    “Ohh him, that’s Bennie, I thought he was cool looking so I let him loose, probably sticks arounds because I don’t cut my grass and I have lots of girl rabbits who are always in the mood”.

    Got my skins, bought the meat , left Mick to practice Geezer

    With winter/climate change/globull warming coming on

    fleece rabbit fur mitts don’t stay on the shelves to long

    Here’s something not to be found on Martha’s Vinyard

    Plent of room in there for Bennie

    Still relevant

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGLA4KNrg3k
  • What’s this… shut up & eat it

    What’s this… shut up & eat it

    The first words are what kids say

    the second phrase is reserved for mothers

    Not long ago I was at a Viking wedding, Heathens, all of them, ever see a 3-legged cauldron over a fire, there was one bubbling something, it did smell very good. Asking what was on the boil, I was told it’s Apple soup. If I’m going eat that, I’ll be needing a good crusty bread. I was handed a heavy mug of soup wear and a healthy tear of crusty bread. Impressed. So much so, I’ll be waiting for mother to say…

    What’s this

    Telling an Elder to shut up and eat it is totally wrong on all levels of manners and decency, so I’ll say something like, it’s Heathen food, and since you like apples, it’ll warm you on the chilly September day.

    I wasn’t given the recipe, was no time for that, said they got the recipe from Hudson Valley

    Apple Soup Is a Surprisingly Wonderful Way to Use Your Farm Haul (hvmag.com)

    As a kid, how many times did you hear .. ” where you been?”.

    Heard that yesterday, I was out doing a job Americans won’t do, or so we’ve been told I replied.

    I was picking grapes ” ohh I like grape jam”. Told her, DanKnee and his wife will be stopping by soon, to drop of a case or two of jam , big smile there was.

    3 carts and not even close to the bend in the fence

    To those who say Women belong in the kitchen, barefoot with child

    that’s just stinking thinking

    Outside in the fresh air, with a smile much better

  • Myths, legends and folklore

    Myths, legends and folklore

    NASA, a government agency, I’ll just ask straight up

    how’s your trust in government these days

    NASA categorically denies the story, NASA denies a lot of things

    Yesterday, 10 years ago Niel Armstrong was laid to rest at sea.

    True, not true

    only you can decide that, if you feel a smile

    Mission accomplished

    fact and fiction of Apollo 11.

    Late in the Apollo 11 Moonwalk, Mission Control was puzzled by an enigmatic statement by Neil Armstrong: “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.” Confused by the Russian-sounding name, they assumed Armstrong was referring to a Russian cosmonaut—but there was no Cosmonaut Gorsky. Many years later, someone cornered Armstrong at a party and asked about his strange quote. Armstrong hesitated, but finally said, “Well, he’s dead now, so I guess it’s okay to tell you.” Mr. Gorsky had been Armstrong’s neighbor when he was just a boy in Wapakoneta, Ohio. One day he was playing baseball with his friends when the ball went into Gorsky’s yard. Armstrong went to retrieve it, and as he picked the ball up he heard a woman’s voice issuing from the window above:

    sex?!

    I’ll give you sex the day the kid next door walks on the Moon!”

    Fair winds and following seas

    Eagle

  • Bronze age revisited

    Bronze age revisited

    What brought the Bronze age to a screeching halt?

    Some say it was the Sea people, I tend to be found in the camp of System failure collapse. With earthquakes, drought, loss of trade, toss in the Sea people, expect big big changes to normal everyday living.

    Ramses the III fought an epic battle with the Sea people.

    Today, we don’t have Sea people, we have democrats

    trade is diminishing, if the railroads go on strike, as they threaten to do, you can forget about packages from amazon. Many goods are moved by rail.

    they used to

    Not really a song yet it fits, listen to it as you read the following:

    System Collapse brought to you by democrats and SPINLESS RHINOS

    drug cartels, modern day Sea people

  • Gun control as you’ve never seen it

    Gun control as you’ve never seen it

    Nope, not even slightly troubled by all the blast marks on the wall

    sips coffee…. it’s an item to be sure, how the ATF will go into some communities and not others

    Sips coffee…. the West may have the watches, Islam has the time

    America has thing about her, embracing culture that are at right angles to the Constitution

    Ever hear of the Bacha Bazi

    Literally translated, bacha bazi means “playing with kids,” and is slang for sexual slavery and child prostitution

    The left promotes playing with kids as if it’s a natural thing

  • Flannel season

    Flannel season

    Except out in the land of fruits & nuts.

    Out there they experience globull warming, round here we get climate change. Looking at the woodpile, thinking will 12 cord be enough, if not, there’s some standing dead here and there scattered about. We won’t talk about the fog that’s rolled in while I sit outside. This is where I teach you how to talk proper while in these woods, if we cannot understand each other, no way we can get along .

    Instead of saying holy shyt!

    try this

    holddatit eh! holy waa! also fits

    Looking at the woodpile and thinking, I could use some new flannel shirts, shop local as best I can, in the case, the company is located below the bridge in Detroit.

    Since I cannot copy/paste from thier site (damn trolls), this will work

    This is where you use what I’ve taught as in proper speech

    at $134.00 Holddatit eh!

    Sips coffee in the fog

    I made a crib blanket for an baby that was soon to be born, rabbit skin, thick batting, use cuddle material for the back, all hand sewn ended up being the size of a twin bed, Cuddle material is a much tighter weave, much warmer than flannel, 15 bucks a yard. Don’t know bout where you live, down the road, seamstress shops can be found. BRB I need a coffee. Thick fog, should burn away by noon… maybe.

    Being one of the UNvaginated

    according to the CDC 99% of those with monkeypox are males having sex with other males, a question comes to mind geared towards the Ladies. What is it about wearing your Man’s flannel shirt? the scent? feeling of protection? Knowing 2 against dark is always better. I don’t know, thats why I’m asking. Ask your fella, you mind if I wear your flannel?

    The answer will always be the same

    of course not

    Reason being

    Women feel all

    Men see all

    TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It

  • Energy Vampires

    Energy Vampires

    just a few examples to be aware of

    Energy vampires place their problems squarely on the shoulders of other people. They take no responsibility for their contributions to their difficulties.

    People who are sensitive and compassionate are prime targets for energy vampires. You offer a listening ear, a kind heart, and endless energy.

    In that way, energy vampires use your very nature against you, draining you of your vitality.

    Energy vampires often rely on guilt trips to get what they want. They know shame is a great weapon against people who are compassionate and caring.

    Likewise, ultimatums are an effective way to capture a person’s attention and coerce them into doing something they otherwise may not want to do.

    How I handle energy vampires?

    See the posted picture again

    Have I got your full attention now?

    Jim get’s it, he’s worth your time

    Right now, it’s so quiet, one could hear a hummingbird’s wings

    Chris says the same thing, just using different words