Category: Brain Games

  • Ohh my, input input input

    Ohh my, input input input

    Was a time when I was told, “what you want to learn, software or hardware”?. Both! opened a box that contained many little boxes, then the hurry and wait mode kicked in which you time to… how about a few beers, go sauna and make baby, should be connected to the interwebs by then. Internal modem

    Some facts, al gore didn’t invent the net or build it, the Porn industry built up, think like this, men love buttons, Women have lots of buttons, ain’t that right Fellas.

    Remember what the femnazis said, “we can do anything a man can do, and do it better, could you please set the clock on the VCR, LOLOL sure. Business seen what was happening, got in on the action, then government’s eyeballs started crying bout all the $$ they could make. Sharing information, learning stuff that’s the bright side of interwebs.

    I can understand why some may think I’m out there, they be right, there’s reason I’m outside or doing stuff, I seen where things were heading, really didn’t want to partake anymore.

    Staying informed is a situation awareness item, but what cost

    Cockroaches hate the light

    I like the Lady, she’s outside doing stuff, still well informed

    Videos, what cool about videos, they cut down on misspelling, missing words and punctuation because of G’damn small buttons and cigar fingers, which are good for ringing necks.

    Bad Kitty knew JFK wasn’t talking about the USSR

  • I got a need for speed

    I got a need for speed

    With the price of the go-juice dropping, maybe it’s time for a new truck. I should call up Elon, Elon, I know you been busy saving lives for your reward your dealerships are getting torched, maybe it’s time you get into truck building with plenty of TOXIC MASCULINITY built into it, the girls love that stuff man. I was thinking something along these lines, get in, get out of town asap.

    Elon, I know your grey matter operates in the space time continuum where math is the chosen language, me, I’m old fashion and set in my ways, I like to read, and yes when buyin stuff reading the fine print is self-preservation. This video is worth your time if thinking about buying a vehicle even if built here.

    4th Amendment

    Catamarans aren’t built for the road, great road music

    a TACO truck vs the left

    The left has no clue of the dangers that come with just wanting to leave US alone to live our lives as we see fit

  • The Trifecta of FFF

    The Trifecta of FFF

    Sips coffee… this is not President Trump calling me on the carpet

    Sir, before we get down to brass tacks, polite company should leave.

    President Trump giving orders to Karoline to go out there and give the ap their daily well-deserved beat down until their morale improves.

    Sir, I like maps, if one don’t know where they came from, how in the hell do they know they are going, maps are good, spreads out a map of the St. Lawrence Sea way

    That FATFUCKFORD has threatened our people, I don’t take to kindly to people who make threats against our Elders, our Women and children, the weak and defenseless. Ever hear of the Lexington sir?

    Ohh yes, the Coral Sea Chance, yes sir, you being a Peacemaker I humbly submit a plan of Action, known as Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

    Luckily, Lexington was docked at nearby Puget Sound Naval Ship Yard in Bremerton, Washington. Directed by the federal government, the Navy sent the carrier to Tacoma and rigged heavy electric lines from the ship to the city’s power system. From December 17, 1929, to January 16, 1930, Lexington provided the city with 4,520,960 kilowatt hours that powered factories, homes, and Christmas lights.

    Isaiah 2:4 Sir comes to mind

    Swords to ploughshares is a concept in which military weapons or technologies are converted for peaceful civilian applications.

    OF course sir the media will say Trump has gone Ballistic

    While that FATFUCKFORD can only watch

    As the Virgina class Texas appears blasting ZZ Top

    While the Ohio class Michigan appear from below the ice with a very familiar sound

    Nuke power can do the job, Go NAVY, do your thing, do your stuff, (Jeff Goldblum Independence Day).

    Anything else Chance, Yes Sir, you know the one that looks like she got viagra stuck in her throat ole rachel maddow, thinking Rush made my favorite jingle with her in mind

    Dog, President Trump knows it’s a solid plan Semper fi Sir!

  • All politics are local

    All politics are local

    I wanna explain something you may not realize, see this Finnish girl, you and her have much in common, she married a yooper, not everyone has yooper, you people have me and just like her, ain’t you lucky, of course you are.

    As you know I have two crows (cleanup crew), been hanging around for years, few times I have put some stuff down with-in a foot of their beaks, best not to push my luck, what little of it I do have. What they leave me are bones which I do make bone chimes, fair trade least around here. Yesurday was really nice,no snow and the sun was out, great time to fire the grill/smoker. If you don’t have one of these get one, they’ll fit in your oven just fine.

    Ever go to a renaissance Festival, example, this is Jenny, Jenny O’Connor of the O’Connor clan, aka the hot violist

    I have, picked up a bad habit which I use out back, I can toss bones over my shoulder towards the bone pit without worry. Since Dog has moved in, things have changed greatly. There’s only that refuses to go with the program, a leg off rack as I was carrying it

    Normally I would toss to bone pit, not with dog here

    Those two birds seen it fall, waiting for the hail Mary that didn’t come, you shoulda heard the screeching, one even flew up an divebombed me. I won’t turn my back on them ever again while eating outside, trust, what trust are you talking about

    Now that we got through poltics, which got me hungry (2nd breakfast time no wonder).

    But I ain’t this hungry

  • The ole Tickertape

    The ole Tickertape

    Heard tell Marines, all think the same, meh… might be some truth in that.

    Easy to see the Corporal is doing all he can not to gorge out the cokesnorting war miget’s eyeballs, tearing off his head so he can use his throat as a pisscan

    that’s right scumbag get off the property

    inserts some music for the situation

    Whose department would this be responsible for

    Robbers of banks don’t get to keep the money when caught

    Maybe it’s Miss Bondi’s department

    Dollar to donuts, she doesn’t even own a woodchipper!

    Say President Trump called me in oval office

    “SIR!”

    Chance, here’s a half glass of beer, are you optimist or a pessimist concerning our current situation

    Taking the glass an drinking it

    ” Sir”

    I solve problems

    I like you chance, you got no time for bullshit

    ” No Sir”

    Soon….

    You shall meet your maker…

    I went Catholic school anndddd I barely survived, which makes me a survivor. Such a difference between Catholic school and public school. what say you Johnny

    You may see a lady wearing Flag print while embracing the 2nd Amendment

    I see Fort McHenry remembered

  • I can hear Cardinal Carlo already

    I can hear Cardinal Carlo already

    Well look who showed up

    firm handshake, hairy eyeball to hairy eyeball

    Carlo, as you know the forest is made of wood & stone

    That’s true Chance, what’s on your mind

    Stuff:

    come on in

    Have you seen the tracker, the DOGE tracker

    DOGE Tracker

    Having been excommunicated because you know it’s about money, Carlo, the President has the song Hail to the Chief, thinking Elon and boys need a song

    What song Chance

    some Joplin Carlo

    They getting after these young Men for doin their task assigned to them, Think in terms as this

    “You’ll take that kid from Detroit or Mississippi, and you’ll train him, in Marine Corps boot camp, and put him in a situation that is foreign to him and he will adapt and improvise and become that situation and deal with it.”

    Carlo, not everyone talks as gentle as you so bare me

    Chance, why you telling me all this

    I was thinkin Carlo, that 36Trillion dollar debt does not belong to the American people, it belongs to the admirative state, the Old Testament talks of Jubilee, how cool it would be if this 4th of July at Mount Rushmore President Trump let’s it be known Jubilee is here for the American people, credit card debt is like really bad, for lack of common sense or trying to pay Peter because of Paul.

    Carlo, you think Frankie Lane got the inspiration for his song RAWHIDE from when Jesus Took a whip to the money changers! Chance, you make a solid observation for being inside to long as he walks me to the door.

  • A Master of the double entendre

    A Master of the double entendre

    Setting the table

    A double entendre is a word or expression that has two meanings, one of which is often risqué or inappropriate. It is commonly used in humor and literature to convey a subtle or hidden message alongside the obvious one.

    Bon Scot, frontman for AC/DC, he payed taxes, had a house and car and the normal bills, just like everyone else,

    He never forgot fun

    Notice how the left is like having withdraws because of Elon and muskrats, even calling for violence with is their normal fallback position. Take a look at this album cover, everyone’s eyes are covered except the dog. Big Balls was never about testicles or Ballrooms, it was about censorship

    That’s what the left is attempting to do these days about how OUR G”damn money being spent, stolen, wasted and they don’t US knowing. When a Woman sings that song, it’s even more fun!. Am sure you know the tune,

    Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap, you like that song, who doesn’t like that song,

    A dirty deed done

    A New York State Senator that worked to pass the “Adult Survivors Act” which allowed E. Jean Carroll to go after Trump with accusations from 30 years ago now says the law is unconstitutional because a rape lawsuit got filed against him too.

    There isn’t one bad song on that album,

    Was telling dog; dog, shitposting with continue until government improves

    the old guard is not liking the New Guards the People have choosen

    Stay Frosty

  • That’s right Thomas

    That’s right Thomas

    What follows could filed under, the va slipped me a micky, in the hopes of slowin him down, outta sorts would fit to. I”ll suck it up like a buttercup

    to early for this shit

    Let’s see, if I call a whamblance that’ll cost me 2g plus change, Bill, he has a flatbed, if I need to the hospital, he’ll do it for a 100.00 and a 12 pack. the 12 pack is for going out of his way. Good to have friends

    Ole Ellison there, I doubt we’d be friends, he has a god complex, phasing out humankind, dumb them down to the point they simply are not needed anymore.

    I seen that video of him talking about cancer cured with Ai, fires up the wayback machine

    just an example of what could ever possibly go wrong, all kinds of video showing when AI gets mad

    Don’t you about you, I like nature getting mad at STUPID humans

    I didn’t forget you Cathern

    Yea…

  • Yeah, it’s balance I bring

    Yeah, it’s balance I bring

    Not sayin beer & Women are the causes and solutions to all of life’s problems, does sound accurate when you think things through,

    Some balance right here

    “It’s an edgy place. I mean, in the sense that it still hangs on out there like a rawhide flap of the old frontier, outposted from the swirl of mainstream America. The U.P. is a hard place. A person has to want to hurt a lot to live there”.
    —- John G. Mitchell, Audubon Magazine, November 1981

    “It is one of the prettiest places in the world”.
    —Henry Ford, 1920’s

    Stuff I notice that you may not When a woman climbs the so-called corporate ladder or enters the blood sport known as politics, be it how they talk or dress, they seem to lose a bit of their femineity, just look at the left, there is none to be found, ladies on the right retain their femineity at the same time it’s hardened. Was something that crossed the mind while doing a small project with a sardine can.

    See this, translate it,

    I don’t care what you do, just don’t mess up my hair, took hours and I won’t have you destroy it in mere minutes

    Stick with me, you be fine, say you out there building Stonehenge knowing they shipping your ass some place to build pyramids, come home draggin ass tired, and you see your first and best interest wearing a milkmaid dress, any lingering thoughts remaining from salt mines just evaporated.

    That dress speaks of femininity, there’s ladies on the right speakin thier minds how it’s inappropriate, no way ladies, no way, of course it’s not worn to church.

    Enter Rhett Butler logic

    you know why pretty dresses were invented, to be removed properly by one who knows how to do it right

    you understand now

    For me, all that was about the economy

    there’s steak and potatoes (good economy)

    mac & cheese (bad economy)

    piss poor craftsmanship at the tannery right here

    A whole side of a cow, not sure what they did, thinking fauci was down there experimenting, see all poc marks on the left. The one on right ain’t no better when seen up close.

    What’s the sardine can for, it’s a pattern for a hair cuff, won’t be worn at an inaugural ball, would still look nice in a Woman’s mane, a touch femineity

    See this guy, looking right at that young man (you payin attention)

    while girl is thinkin.. I want that

    Bonus stuff: Have any hardcover books on your self, what makes hard is the chipboard they use under the leather, I use chipboard, I keep it in the freezer, I don’t buy frozen pizza bacause I like frozen pizza, I buy because the box is chipboard. Not one of journo’s have been returned because it fell apart

    Used some goatskin, it’s thin stuff and very strong

    I’ll apply some gold leaf, make it look all kinds of fancy, it’ll sell, they always do

    I prefer steak and potatoes over the mac & cheese.

  • Don’t tell me G’damnit

    Don’t tell me G’damnit

    That’s a quote, as a kid you may have heard a time or two, believe you me, I heard it much more often, but it fits the situation.

    Using sarcasm/humor doesn’t lessen the severity, it’s something that Americans have always done. I called up Fast Fredy, you hear anything, ” chance I’m 85 years old, my hearing isn’t all that good.

    Got Armydog on the horn, dog anyword yet?, garhead, the wifey is making bread, as I sit here with poor man’s jam waiting, the house does smell nice he just hung up

    I don’t know any Coasties personally, so I’ll say it this way, are they not like our last line of Defense.

    Allen was in the Coast guard

    First Jersey, reports outta california, even over a golf course, and Langley.

    These are the size of SUV’s, that’s a hella payload if you are planning something not nice. The FAA the Air Force, the Army and bunch of goverment types be crawling up your rectum if you shoot them down, while sayin they don’t nothing about nothing,

    So what they are sayin without saying, our Airspace is as open as the border.

    And yes, it has been fired

    I apologize up front for showing you what not nice is

    Operation PX

    Unit 731 personnel conduct a bacteriological test on a child in Nongan County of northeast China’s Jilin Province. November 1940.

    After the Geneva Convention banned germ warfare in 1925, Japanese officials reasoned that such a prohibition only confirmed how potent a weapon it would be. This led to Japan’s biological weapons program in the 1930s and the army’s biological warfare division, Unit 731.

    It didn’t take long for the Japanese army to subject Chinese civilians to their cruel experiments. As Japan occupied large swaths of China in the early 1930s, the army settled in Harbin near Manchuria — evicting eight villages there — and built the infamous Harbin facility. What occurred there was some of the most inhumane activity of the 20th century.

    I’m not saying what those drones are all about, “Cherry Blossom” did come to mind,if those are from Iran who got the technology from china china china, I wouldn’t rule out anything.

    with strong winds around here, I would say I’m outta the woods, drones don’t well in 35 mph with snow