Category: DIY

  • One day my pretty, one day

    One day my pretty, one day

    Sips coffee, WhyNot inquired about my pretty, we’ll get to that soon enough, let’s take care currents events. Does the phrase “From the halls of Montezuma”

    remind you of anything lady presidenti of Mexico

    Then there is Mark

    See this, WhyNot would know more about stuff, this sounds rather interesting, take a survey of the Western Provinces about telling Ottawa, kiss our grits castro boi, we joining the Untied States.

    That’s plenty of current events

    Tosses this in as like a reminder of sorts

    My pretty has turned into a round tuit, not my fault, couple months back, the sump pump gave out, I found the serial number, was brand new in 48, got their money out of it that’s for sure, built in Ohio, you know, the mistake by the lake. reference the Toledo strip.

    Usta to be a black and white tile dance floor,25 feet across, 60 feet deep in front the bar, all kinds of music down there, getting dressed up only to go in the basement, as a kid, was rather odd thing to watch. Water pops up tile in pieces like popcorn, lots of scrapping and haulin.

    Hauling up buckets, how many, didn’t count I was busy thinking about the Sea Tiger

    Believe you me, I have no junk in my trunks, climbing pink stairs, you can see how high the water was, those aren’t normal stair heights.

    Floor to ceiling all Christmas items, totes are waterproof, I have yet to go through items from days long ago, I did mention once… it never ends.

    Now then we’d hear the bagpipes coming from down there, well guess what, the bagpipes can still be heard over the fence at Navyman’s house. 🙂

    Now the whole world knows I own pink stairs, not my fault man, not my fault

    One day my pretty… one day…

  • Gentlemen, Ladies, let’s a take moment

    Gentlemen, Ladies, let’s a take moment

    Not about possibilities, rather outcomes, if we the People didn’t make it to big to rig, their first order of business would have been arresting President Trump. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights (what’s left of them) would be a thing of the past. Here I am walking into my 4th winter of Death, still unvaxxed, still not a commiepinkobastard using any sort of pronouns

    a reminder of what they wanted for all of US:

    Some had suggested about leaving America then walking back in as a ILLEGAL ALIEN, did that ever happen and how’d that work out

    Those LOSERS in congress were OKAY with this are they are issues with Peter Hegseth

    EH! elected republicans pay ATTENTION: the PEOPLE gave you the house, we delivered the senate and the Whitehouse, now you have all the votes. We don’t need to hear a single G’damn excuse as to why you cannot get stuff done. we don’t want unity, we want JUSTICE, solutions and results.

    Slips this in, a good representation of me getting a dispatch from the Whitehouse that my presence is needed:

    How dumb has a good portion of this country become , they are scared to eat meat, eggs and butter, while they have no issues eating foods with 20 + ingredients they cannot even pronounce.

    Chili, salad, anything with smoked cheese will be enhanced 10 fold, don’t waster your money buying smoked cheese, you can smoke under a box using a bit of tin foil and pellets, or sawdust which is actually what pellets are.

    Was lookin at the calendar knowing there are 12 days of Christmas which NONE are in November!

  • You know the riddle don’t you boy…

    You know the riddle don’t you boy…

    Sipping a coffee out here ,for a change of pace kinda sorta somewhat, I don’t see sunsets, I do however like seeing the moon rise in my front yard.

    Border Czar sounds so rooskie, Tom needs to be known as Border Boss, not sure if Tom needs some tricks or tips concerning the border, I do know one who could advise if needed.

    Maybe he’s always had talks with the Poles 🙂

    Sips coffee… that was just little something to add to your coffee. Speaking of adding things, I was looking at this bacon dress

    Don’t know what your thoughts are, mine wondered off to Cassandra Gava, she was a witch in a fictious story

    See this, it’s the Vienna State Hall Library, it’s giving me some idea’s what to do with the house, just sayin. A name from history you may not know, Giulia Tofana

    She’s known to have killed 600 or more Men with her love potion

    Women online have taken to filming ghoulish murder-fantasy videos in which they romanticize lacing men’s beverages with deadly poison as a justifiable response to fears about abortion rights under a second Donald Trump presidency.

    Many of the videos have been viewed millions of times on X or TikTok and feature young women fiendishly grinning as they adulterate a cup of tea or other drink with an unknown substance.

    Some of the women have dubbed the videos part of a “Make Aqua Tofana Great Again” (“MATGA”) movement, a nod both to President-elect Trump’s campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again” (MAGA), and ancient killer Giulia Tofana, who has been adopted as the disturbed group’s heroine.

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1855428375734841575

    OLY SH*T, Karens lost their fvcking minds over Trump’s win and launched MATGA—short for Make Aqua Tofana Great Again. Aqua Tofana was a powerful poison in 17th-century Sicily, sold by women to other women seeking to escape abusive relationships by discreetly poisoning their husbands. First, Karens on TikTok and Instagram kicked off the 4B movement, refusing to marry, have children, date, or have relationships with men. They started wearing blue bracelets and getting blue heart tattoos to recognize each other in public as Harris voters, and this soon evolved into the MATGA movement. WTAF?!!

    I guess a word of caution about who you sit at your table. Me you can trust me,I’ll give you an example, this,

     the components of your pre-made bacon bits vary by maker. McCormick Bac’n Pieces—one of the more popular brands—are 100-percent vegan. In place of cured pork, the food item contains textured soy flour and canola oil. Caramel color, red 40 dye, maltodextrin, lactic acid, yeast extract, and the flavor boosters disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate are added to give the soy flakes their meaty taste and appearance. They are vegan!

    toppings for devil eggs, mornin eggs, salad toppers, pizza just about anything you like you bacon sprinkles on like a baked potato, or jam some in your pocket for the road,this what ya do, take some venison of beef, make jerky, then then grind the meat to the size you like. take some out, let it warm up some, you be fine 🙂 With a quart size mylar, only need 10cc oxy absorber, last a good long time, no need to keep cold

    Some good stuff to know right here from MaHA

  • Some words you may know…by heart

    Some words you may know…by heart

    Sips coffee, I should bring the fire & brimstone, I won’t; but it’s like right there, test me… Those words, we’ll get to them soon enough, some words spoken to me a long away back, ” how you treat a dumb animal is how you should be treated”. The greys, blacks & the Albinos never a problem, lil sis’s problem was the red ones, they get your house they do much damage, was nothing for her to shoot them from the door, wasn’t never surprised to see one hanging from a tree with it’s head gone. A warning of sorts. Wild critters are one thing, recues are totally different. Even more when they are known basically worldwide, bringing some happiness in a sad sad world.

    I suppose wearing this patch will alert BOTH sides

    so be it

    About those words:

    When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

    Weird… the election is days away, some words from ole Nostradamus came to mind, whether you believe was a see’er or not

    His quatrains, interesting reading

    people can choose the dark path & their future will be dark, people choose the other, their future will be of prosperity & happiness. He made mention of that to

  • Favorite quote engaged SSDD

    Favorite quote engaged SSDD

    Sips coffee… Some people want material things, me, I just want peace, good times as in this example:

    And a nice butt to rub

    There others who have a different plan for you and me

    For those who are not awake; find comfort in thier chains, don’t waste your time or materials on them

    It’s a nice set-up, also a lot of iron to lug around, for those may find themselves workin such a coffee pot,

    don’t start in with then whine because you have no filters, you don’t need them, this what ya do, fill water, just dump in the coffee, when fully perked :), take about a half cup of cold water, pour slo around the top, inside of course for thos in the back, wait a few minutes, all the grounds will have settled on the bottom. You be fine

    Being an INFEDEL, I shall speak as one

  • An offer you cannot refuse

    An offer you cannot refuse

    Digging through a cubby-hole of sorts, thinking more a long of she ran outta room in the canning room, so this would like an overflow,only moved one gun pouch while sayin wth… more frigging gars

    3 boxes high stacked. Stood up, took a drink of the Vernors, I see the message left.

    What’s this;

    The Longshoremen are planning a strike, shutting down the ports

    translation:

    what ya gonna eat now, I have other things to do besides partaking in food riots Not really a down an dirty version of da Cudighi (Could-a-key), but it tastes really frigging good, got the recipe from Ole Pete years ago. Scout out the meat counter, as in worm out the information from the butcher when port is going on sale, High speed beef also works very well with added pork.

    6pounds of the pork butt

    One clove

    2 Tbl of the red pepper flakes

    4Tbl of the Fennel seed only use

    3 Tbl of the salt

    not that G’damn table, that stuff will killya mix well, cover and sit in the fridge overnight

    then patty up the mixture. Freezes well.

    Pizza sauce belongs on pizza

    Spaghetti sauce belongs with the meatballs and Spaghetti noodles

    Marinara Sauce ONLY on the da cudighi, if you don’t you’ll earned a visit from the Godfather. veggies, whatever floats your boat

    There’s only one place that has da Cudighi as a normal everyday food, St. Louis, if you wanna go all fancy and slave over a hot stove/grill, there’s a sweet version of da Cudighi. There’s really no reason to wonder where this guy got the recipe is there, I didn’t think so.

  • Journo entry: I see no difference

    Journo entry: I see no difference

    Gophers, ILLEGAL ALIENS, there’s no difference not really, was tellin dog, dog you know what sort of difference I could do if I had twin, you know, I could be in 2 places at once, figurin God probably said ” ohh no, we’re not havin none of that” and broke the mold. Sips coffee… dog, everyone’s time on earth is limited, heard tell we should age with grace, to hell with that nonsense, I’m aging just fine with mischief & audacity, everyone should; yeah, that way you have good story to tell.

    Sips coffee, dog, I’ve reviewed the regulations

    FIREARMS AND AMMUNITION (EXCERPT)
    Act 319 of 1990

    123.1101 Definitions.

    Sec. 1.

    As used in this act:

    (a) “Firearm” means any weapon which will, is designed to, or may readily be converted to expel a projectile by action of an explosive.

    (b) “Local unit of government” means a city, village, township, or county.

    (c) “Pistol” means that term as defined in section 222 of the Michigan penal code, 1931 PA 328, MCL 750.222.

    (d) “Pneumatic gun” means any implement, designed as a gun, that will expel a BB or pellet by spring, gas, or air. Pneumatic gun includes a paintball gun that expels by pneumatic pressure plastic balls filled with paint for the purpose of marking the point of impact.

    It mentions nothing about the freezer, you know, freeze the paintballs, to add a tad more discomfort to the gophers or illegal aliens whichever the case may be.

    I found this to be interesting learning so I’m just passing along stuff

    paintball Claymore

    you know the ole sayin, make due with what ya got and be thankful for what ya have

    you know the song

  • Cousins

    Cousins

    Don’t know if you know so I’ll tellya, there’s a harvest moon soon, always time to see it rise over the lake, also known as a strawberry moon

    How did it get this far, for someone like tampon timmy picked for vp of this country, I filed it under:

    the slippery slope

    This here is a cousin of mine

    Wanna know what her biggest problem was, well… finding a husband, when everyone you know is a cousin, husband shopping can be difficult. She ended going down into cheeseland, (different tribe), found a husband. You see her, you’ll see the 3 stooges, don’t do anything stupid near my cousin, fair warning.

    She buys fresh Dill from my garden lady who happens to be another Man’s wifey which I just don’t care. I swear that Woman could plant a Dorito chip come harvest time, she’d have TOCO truck full TACO shells. Her garden surrounded with Concord grapes; people make wine around here.

    Ask any decent self respecting medical type they’ll tell ya, many problems people have, they start in the gut. I’m no doc, I do know stuff so this what ya do, start small like with jalapeño heat, work yourself up to the Portugal hot pepper

    On no time at all, the Habanero will just about cure any gut problems you have

    Gardening is work, lots of work, nothing free, 5 pounds of smoke bacon was deal :).

    Signs are everywhere

    I heard it gets cold in Ohio, maybe I’ll see stories of Haitians freezing to death.

    ohh yeah, keep a smile on your face as in this example from a Brother of another Mother

  • The kitchen table

    The kitchen table

    First things first, somehow it felt I was cutting in line yesterday, normally Auntie does breakfast, time was tight, I needed to get in my two cents worth won’t happen again. This may be a common item we share, just never pay attention to it. The kitchen table it’s where important is discussed, reason being, way back when, it was the warmest room in any home, that’s where the stove was so people gathered in the kitchen. People still do that, some sort of hand me down I suppose. Had to get to the house before the woodworker up.

    Horse trading

     negotiation accompanied by shrewd bargaining and reciprocal concessions. I want a transition strip, their purpose is to cover edges of floor to carpet. ” What ya doin with the Stanley four way chance”

    measuring

    “Chance, that length isn’t gonna be cheap” I know, that’s why you’re here. ” Chance I ain’t cheap”. I know, we’ll work on that. Sitting at the table I offered an idea, ” hea how, that’ll work. I know his weakness

    free wood

    the deal

    I go out back, find a tree that will become part of the mortar, of course I figure in how little I have to give to workworker to which he’ll be happy with, while I get a beautiful handmade transition strip. View this as some sort of shopping out back, any reason to get into the woods, is a good reason.

    No Sugar maple will be used, I got this other falla who was at my table whining he doesn’t have surgar maple and he wants to start making maple syrup, told that one, sucks to you eh” ok, you can tap trees, I want a gallon of the stuff, deal!. Easy peasy that one.

    Side note stuff: That cat who got eaten, for whatever reason has stuck in my craw, I think I know why,

    “how you treat a dumb animal is how you should be treated”

    words spoken by my dad, he wasn’t wrong

    Fellas, I think you can relate, you know, how she’s feeling at the moment, how’s that you may ask

    well ya just never know

    One day Man was cooking meat on a fire, the scent on the wind caught the attention of Wolf, he went to investigate. Wolf saw Man, Man saw Wolf, a few tense moments past, Man said ” Wolf, I’ll make a deal with you, you can shelter from the weather here in my cave, you can eat from my table, I ask only this this, you look after my family. Wolf thought about it, Wolf knew this was a good deal.

  • That’s right dog

    That’s right dog

    Down the road the other day, needed some stuff, if you happen to see a songdog propped up against a road sign wearing a helmet, I didn’t do that. Got hungry yaknow, stopped in this Italiano place, 6 inches aleast a inch and half round pepperoni stick, 4.00 bucks, believe you me, it was well worth it. Picked up a block of mozzi, price…. don’t ask, believe you me you don’t wanna know. Smoked mozzi on or in anything will produce a mouthgasm, enhance any dish, you be speaking Mama Mia in no time.

    this guy here, he sounds a lot like ole Pete, I shared ole Pete on before, he’s 100% full Italiano who happens to speak perfect Finnish. He grew up near a Finnish neighborhood. I’ll keep couple 4oz. peices, the rest Christmas gifts, aged a few months, come to think of it, I’ve never a gift returned, so that’s kinda cool eh, you betcha dere eh. Good thing captions, thing about ole Pete, you let him to translate stuff, he can smell the wine you’ve hidden from him before you let him in. I’ve known ole Pete to be drunk, he does know wine.

    It’s not all fun and games, see what I mean

    That’s a lot of work man

    I was thinking more along the lines of a Legend I know

    Eh! Leonardo

    I’m not getting any younger over here

    hurry up already, I got things I wanna do to you