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To Promote Inclusion, California Passes Law Requiring Men To Sit When They Pee

5 September 2022
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LIFESTYLE·Sep 5, 2022 · BabylonBee.com SACRAMENTO, CA — This week, the California State Assembly announced that…

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Hunter Biden Arrives At White House In Fake Mustache And Glasses To Receive Free Crack Pipe

9 February 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—A few days after the Biden Administration announced its new “Free Government Crack Pipes for Equity”…

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Texas Annexes Oklahoma, Turns Entire State Into One Giant Buc-ee’s

8 January 2022
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OKLAHOMA—Texas has announced the unilateral annexation of Oklahoma. The entire state will be leveled and turned…

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The Bee Strikes Again

31 October 2020
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The Babylon Bee published a story earlier this week that the scolds over at USA Today…