If you are anything like this editor, you’re over-invested in the elections and scanning social media every few seconds to see if any results have popped up. Spoiler alert: They haven’t.
So here’s a bit of humor to distract from and cut the tension.
A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They sit down, order drinks, and have a great time. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
Got something to lighten the mood? Meme? Music? Joke? Post it here.
Our weekly foray into the lighter side is back after a week’s hiatus.
See the OKDWC twitter/X can be educational. . .
Don’t get me wrong, this is really, really unsafe, but your editor has hunted out of ‘treestands’ like that in his youth. Also, refresher hunter safety courses are a good thing. After hunting for like 20 years, I took the NY course again when my son took it. (Re)Learned a bunch of stuff.
While we’re on the topic of the outdoors, I have a warning for all of you in Moose country (I suppose this could go for elk as well): Steer clear of the moose.The reason I bring this up is a story out of Ward Colorado. A woman was walking her dog in a park when she was attacked by a moose. The Shiras moose came out of the woods and headbutted and stomped the woman. She survived, but any time a 1000lb + critter decides it doesn’t like you, your life could end in seconds. Moose are not like Bullwinkle and can/will stomp a mudhole in your @ss.
This week’s Pearls before Swine strip:
I have to say, I like dogs more than I like people. . .
Some political commentary:
MEMES!!!!
I’m pretty shure somewhere along the line you’ve heard that maybe not , the udder world down below is a rather strange place
but 6 of this , half dozen of that makes no difference I’m about to stick in your craw for the whole damn day
yaknow, I got enough music I shoulda/coulda been a DJ
here we go
ah 1 and an two
I met her at the pine grove
One hot night in may
She was a blonde haired finnish girl
From up in champion way
She was short and broad of beam
Just like a jackp1ne stump
The boys all flocked around her
Like the seagulls at the dump
I told her I can’t polka
Cause I’m just too drunk to dance
She bounced me all around the floor
Till I almost **** my pants
I fell in love with her that night
And asked her for a date
I took her to my uncle’s camp
And now she’s three months late
Shes late she’s late
Oh lord she’s three months late
I took her to my uncles camp
And now she’s three months late
I drank another six-Pack
And she started looking good
She told me lay down on the bench
I wondered if I should
She beat me with some cedar boughs
And then I couldn’t wait
Now I’m all sore and black and blue
And now she’s three months late
when it’s turdy 30 below eh
what else is there do besides drink beer an chase the wild life around da sauna
it’s ok to hate on me for stickin in your craw
believe you me you ain’t the first one 🙂
