Tag: Louisiana

  • Hurricane Ida, The Aftermath

    Hurricane Ida, The Aftermath

    As many long-time readers will know, we do have a little bit more than average experience dealing with the aftermath of hurricanes. I ain’t no expert in the before part; you need to heed the local professionals who guide you through any preparation, and neighborhood specific guidelines, for your immediate area…

    …But when it comes to the ‘after part’, well, as a long-time CERT recovery member, perhaps I can share some things you might find of value. Consider this little word salad a buffet, absorb what might be of value – pass over anything else.

    If your town, city or hamlet is not underwater, there will be convoys coming to construct a pre-planned electricity grid recovery process. Convoys from every city, town and state from the east-coast to the mid-west. A glorious melding of dirty fingernails all arriving for the meet-up. Depending on your proximity to the bigger picture objectives at hand, you will cherish their arrival.

    First, there will be an assessment.  The convoys will stage at pre-determined locations using radios for communication. Most cell phone services will likely be knocked out.  Recovery teams will begin a street-by-street review; everything needs to be evaluated prior to thinking about beginning to rebuild a grid.  Your patience within this process is needed; heck, it ain’t like you’ve got a choice in the matter…. so just stay positive.

    Meanwhile, you might walk outside and find yourself a stranger in your neighborhood.

    It will all be cattywampus.

    Trees gone, signs gone, crap everywhere, if you don’t need to travel, DON’T.

    I mean CRAP e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e.

    Stay away from power-lines.

    Try to stay within your immediate neighborhood for the first 36-48 hours.  Keep the roadways and main arteries clear for recovery workers, power companies and fuel trucks.

    Be entirely prepared to be lost in your own neighborhood and town for days, weeks, and even months.  Unknown to you – your subconscious mind is like a human GPS mapping system.  When that raging Ida takes away the subconscious landmarks I guarantee you – you are gonna get lost, make wrong turns, miss the exit etc.

    It’s kinda funny and weird at the same time.

    Your brain is wired to turn left at the big oak next to the Church, and the road to your house is likely two streets past the 7-11 or Circle-k. You don’t even notice that’s how you travel around town; that’s just your brain working – it is what it is.

    Well, now the big oak is gone; so too is the Circle-K and 7-11 signs.  Like I said, everything is cattywampus.  Your brain-memory will need to reboot and rewire.  In the interim, you’re gonna get lost… don’t get frustrated.

    No street signs. Likely no stop signs.  No traffic lights.

    Remember, when it is safe to drive, every single intersection must be treated like a four-way stop…. and YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION.  Even the major intersections.

    You’ll need to override your brain tendency to use memory in transit.  You’ll need to pay close attention and watch for those who ain’t paying close attention.  Travel sparingly, it’s just safer.

    Check on yourself first, then your neighbors. It don’t matter if you’ve never said a word to the guy in the blue house before.  It ain’t normalville now.

    As soon as it is safe to do so, make an evaluation of your location.  If everything is ok for you and your family, break out of your box and check on the house down the street. In the aftermath of a storm there’s no class structure.  Without power, the big fancy house on the corner with a pool is just a bigger mess.  Everyone is equally a mess.

    The first responders in your neighborhood are YOU.

    You, the wife/husband, your family, Mrs. Wilson next door; Joe down the street; Bob’s twin boys and the gal with the red car are all in this together.  If you don’t ordinarily cotton to toxic masculinity you will worship it in the aftermath of a hurricane.  Git-r-done lives there.

    Don’t stand around griping with a 40′ tree blocking the main road to your neighborhood.  Figure out who’s got chainsaws, who knows how to correctly use them, and set about safely clearing the road.  If every neighborhood starts clearing their own roadways, the recovery crews can then move in for the details.

    Stage one focuses on major arteries… then secondary… then neighborhood etc.  It’s a process.  Oh, and don’t get mad if your fancy mailbox is ploughed-over by a focused front end loader who is on a priority mission to clear a path.  Just deal with it.  Those same front-end loaders will also be removing feet of sand from coastal roads.  Don’t go sightseeing… stay in your neighborhood.

    For the first 36-48 hours, please try to stay close to home, in your neighborhood.  Another reason to stay close to home is the sketchy people who can sometimes surface, looters etc. Staying close to home and having contact with your neighbors is just reasonable and safer.

    Phase-1 recovery is necessarily, well, scruffy…. we’re just moving and managing the mess; not trying to clean it up yet.  It’ll be ok.  There are going to be roofing nails everywhere, and you will likely get multiple flat tires in the weeks after the hurricane.

    After this storm half of the people living near coastal southeastern LA are going to fit into two categories, two types of people: (1) those with a new roof; or (2) those with a blue roof (tarp).

    Keep a joyous heart filled with thankfulness; and if you can’t muster it, then just pretend. Don’t be a jerk.  You will be surrounded by jerks….  elevate yourself.  If you need to do a few minutes of cussing, take a walk.  Keep your wits about you and stay calm.

    Now, when the recovery teams arrive…. If you are on the road and there’s a convoy of utility trucks on the road, pull over.  Treat power trucks and tanker trucks like ambulances and emergency vehicles.  Pull over, give them a clear road and let them pass.

    When everyone gets to work, if you see a line-man, pole-digger or crew say thanks.  Just simple “thanks”.  Wave at them and give them a thumbs-up. No need to get unnecessarily familiar, a simple: “thank you for your help” will suffice.  You know, ordinary people skills.

    Many of these smaller crews will be sleeping in cots, or in their trucks while they are working never-ending shifts.  Some will be staging at evacuation shelters, likely schools and such.  The need to shelter people and recovery crews might also delay the re-opening of schools.

    Once you eventually start getting power back, if you see a crew in a restaurant, same thing applies… “thanks guys”.

    Same goes for the tanker truckers. The convenience stores with gas pumps are part of the priority network.  Those will get power before other locales without power.  Fuel outlets are a priority.  Fuel is the lifeblood of recovery. Hospitals, first responders, emergency facilities, fuel outlets, then comes commercial and residential.

    Remember, this is important – YOU are the first responder for your neighborhood.  Don’t quit.  Recovery is a process.  Depending on the scale of the impact zone, the process can take days, weeks and even months.

    Take care of your family first; then friends and neighbors, and generally make a conscious decision to be a part of any needed solution.

    Pray together and be strong together.  It might sound goofy to some, but don’t be bashful about being openly thankful in prayer.

    It will be ok.

    It might be a massive pain in the a**, but in the end, it’ll be ok.

    Keep a good thought.

    It will be OK.  Promise.
    August 29, 2021 https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2021/08/29/hurricane-ida-the-aftermath/

  • 1 Dead, 12 Still Missing in Gulf of Mexico

    1 Dead, 12 Still Missing in Gulf of Mexico

    The lift boat Seacor Power capsized in the Gulf of Mexico yesterday. She had a crew of 19 on board when the incident occurred. 6 of the crew have been rescued so far, and search efforts continue for the missing personnel.

    The oil rig service vessel had left Port Fourchon and was bound for a rig on the other side of the Mississippi delta when she encountered high winds and waves.

    The capsizing of the 129-foot liftboat sparked a massive rescue operation by the U.S. Coast Guard and a fleet of good Samaritans. Less than a day after the vessel overturned, officials sought to maintain optimism that the missing could still be found.

    “My heart and the collective heart of our team goes out to the families and to Seacor, but we’re giving it all we have,” Coast Guard Capt. Will Watson said at a news conference Wednesday.

    Lift boats, also known as mobile offshore units or self elevating support vessels, are self propelled vessels with extendable legs. Once on station, the boats extend the support legs and elevate to the level of the oil platform they are servicing.

  • Plastic Surgeon Offers to Help Glue Girl

    Plastic Surgeon Offers to Help Glue Girl

    Plastic surgeon offers to help remove Gorilla Glue from Tessica Brown’s hair

    The Louisiana woman who went viral for using Gorilla Glue as hairspray may finally come unstuck — with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon reportedly offering to remove the sticky stuff for free.

    Tessica Brown, whose hair has been stuck solid for a month, has already tried medical help with a trip to the ER — with the acetone treatment only making the situation worse and burning her scalp, she has claimed.

    Now plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Obeng has told her he can finally end her sticky situation, using medical-grade glue remover in a procedure that could take three days, TMZ said.

    Brown — who has raised more than $13,000 in an online fundraiser — is set to fly to Los Angeles Wednesday, the outlet said.
    Continued: https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/plastic-surgeon-offers-to-help-remove-gorilla-glue-from-womans-hair/ By: Lee Brown – February 9, 2021

    Comment: Sometimes the headlines write themselves – seems appropriate a “plastic” surgeon would offer his help

    Dr. Michael Obeng has told Tessica Brown he can end her sticky situation using medical-grade glue remover.

  • Sally Heading Towards the Gulf Coast

    Sally Heading Towards the Gulf Coast

    Tropical storm Sally is strengthening as it heads for the eastern Louisiana and Mississippi coasts. It is expected to reach hurricane strength around 1300 tomorrow according to the National Hurricane Center.

    The storm center is about 140 miles south of Panama City FL and moving WNW at around 8kts.

    The NHC has issued the following warnings:

    A STORM SURGE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR…

    • PORT FOURCHON LOUISIANA TO THE MISSISSIPPI/ALABAMA BORDER*

    •LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN…LAKE MAUREPAS…AND LAKE BORGNE

    A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR…

    • MORGAN CITY LOUISIANA TO OCEAN SPRINGS MISSISSIPPI

    • LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN AND LAKE MAUREPAS INCLUDING METROPOLITAN NEW ORLEANS

    A STORM SURGE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR… •MISSISSIPPI/ALABAMA BORDER TO THE ALABAMA/FLORIDA BORDER

    A HURRICANE WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR…

    •EAST OF OCEAN SPRINGS TO THE ALABAMA/FLORIDA BORDER

    A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR…

    • EAST OF OCEAN SPRINGS TO INDIAN PASS

    •INTRACOASTAL CITY LOUISIANA TO WEST OF MORGAN CITY

    A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR…

    •INDIAN PASS TO OCHLOCKONEE RIVER FLORIDA

    https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1305166034899357696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1305166034899357696%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Fus%2Ftropical-storm-sally-hurricane-storm-surge-warnings
  • Aftermath: Hurricane Laura

    Aftermath: Hurricane Laura

    Hurricane Laura has now been downgraded to a tropical storm, but it left a path of devastation across eastern Texas and western Louisiana.



    https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1299041312222703617?s=20
  • Hurricane Laura Bearing Down on Gulf Coast

    Hurricane Laura Bearing Down on Gulf Coast

    Satellite image of Hurricane Laura from just after dawn today.

    Hurricane Laura is rapidly strengthening as it heads towards Louisiana and Texas. It’s expected to make landfall as a category four storm. It was a category one as late as yesterday. Maximum sustained winds increased by 65 mph in the 24 hours ending 1 p.m. CDT on Wednesday.

    This is a dangerous storm, with Tropical storm force winds extending at least 175 miles from the eye.


    See also: National Dog Day


    From the National Hurricane Center:

    SUMMARY OF WATCHES AND WARNINGS IN EFFECT:
    
    A Storm Surge Warning is in effect for...
    * Freeport Texas to the Mouth of the Mississippi River
    
    A Hurricane Warning is in effect for...
    * San Luis Pass Texas to Intracoastal City Louisiana
    
    A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for...
    * Sargent Texas to San Luis Pass
    * East of Intracoastal City Louisiana to the Mouth of the
    Mississippi River
    
    A Storm Surge Watch is in effect for...
    * Mouth of the Mississippi River to Ocean Springs Mississippi
    * Lake Pontchartrain, Lake Maurepas, and Lake Borgne
    
    A Hurricane Watch is in effect for...
    * East of Intracoastal City to west of Morgan City Louisiana

    DISCUSSION AND OUTLOOK ---------------------- At 100 PM CDT (1800 UTC), the eye of Hurricane Laura was located near latitude 27.3 North, longitude 92.5 West. Laura is moving toward the northwest near 16 mph (26 km/h). A gradual turn toward the north-northwest and north is expected later today and tonight. On the forecast track, Laura will approach the Upper Texas and southwest Louisiana coasts this evening and move inland within that area tonight. The center of Laura is forecast to move over northwestern Louisiana tomorrow, across Arkansas Thursday night, and over the mid-Mississippi Valley on Friday. Reports from an Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter aircraft indicate that maximum sustained winds have increased to near 140 mph (220 km/h) with higher gusts. Laura is an extremely dangerous category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Some additional strengthening is possible this afternoon, and Laura is forecast to remain a category 4 hurricane through landfall tonight. Rapid weakening is expected after Laura makes over land. Hurricane-force winds extend outward up to 70 miles (110 km) from the center and tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 175 miles (280 km). Tropical-storm-force winds have reached the coast of Louisiana and an observing site at Eugene Island recently measured sustained winds of 39 mph (63 km/h) and a gust to 64 mph (104 km/h). The latest minimum central pressure estimated from reconnaissance aircraft data is 952 mb (28.11 inches).