It’s FiriYAY! Time for some shenanigans here at MVAP.
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Lighten Up Francis
If you are anything like this editor, you’re over-invested in the elections and scanning social media every few seconds to see if any results have popped up. Spoiler alert: They haven’t.
So here’s a bit of humor to distract from and cut the tension.
A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They sit down, order drinks, and have a great time. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
Got something to lighten the mood? Meme? Music? Joke? Post it here.
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Friday Fun
It’s FriYAY! It’s also All Saints Day and Dia de Los Muertos.
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Thank God it’s FriYAY!
My favorite Twitter account is going batty this week. I mean that literally, they’re talking about bats.
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Today’s musical choice goes with the last meme above.
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Friday Fun
It’s FriYay! Time for some faffery.
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On a slightly serious note, vote early if you can. There’s no telling what might happen in the future and some wisdom can’t wait as the Wise Ass On The Hill tells us.
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Friday Fun
It’s FRIYAY! Time for some shenanigans here at MVAP. . .
Let’s kick off this week’s edition of FF with a bit about America’s Pastime, Baseball. The MLB Playoffs started this past Saturday and so far the two New York teams have punched their tickets to the League Championship series, The Mets by beating the Phillies 3 games to 1 and the Yankees beating the Royals 3-1 in their respective divisional series. The remaining 4 teams are San Diego and the LA in the NL and Detroit and Cleveland in the AL. Both series are tied 2-2.
Narrator: DO NOT eat any mushroom you haven’t positively identified as edible. Best case scenario you have an out of body experience – worst case you die.
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Friday Fun
It’s Friyay! Time for our weekly excursion into the lighter side. Before we get into our usual faffery, I want to extend my prayers and well-wishes to any-and-everyone impacted by Helene. Look for a piece about that Bitch in a little bit.
There are a couple of Baseball notes I’d like to cover. First up, both the Dodgers and Yankees locked up their respective divisions last night, the Dodgers by beating the Padres 7-2, the Yankees by laying a 10-1 spanking on the Orioles. I should note that both teams clinched by beating their respective 2nd place opponent.
The other Baseball note is a bit less positive. The
OaklandAthletics played their last game at the Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum. They will now play at least two seasons in an upgraded minor league stadium in Sacramento before eventually moving into new digs in Las Vegas. The team had been in Oakland for 57 years. Prior to that, they did a short-ish 13 year stint in KC. The team was one of the founding clubs in the American League, playing in Philadelphia from 1901 to 1955.Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. . .
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IYKYK. . .
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It’s Friyay! Time for some shenanigans.
We’re going to kick this week’s edition off a bit differently. Baseball history was made yesterday. Shohei Ohtani became the first member of the 50-50 club. For those who aren’t baseball fans, that means he hit 50 home runs and stole 50 bases. The previous mark for speed and power was the 40-40 club, and only 5 other players in MLB history have done it. They are Ronald Acuña Jr., Braves, 2023, Alfonso Soriano, Nationals, 2006, Alex Rodriguez, Mariners, 1998, Barry Bonds, Giants, 1996, and the initial member of the club, Jose Canseco, A’s, 1988.
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Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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Friday the 13th Fun
Yup, it’s FriYAY the 13th! Time for some hooliganism. Unless you’re a paraskevidekatriaphobic that is.
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RIP James Earl Jones
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It’s FriYay! Time for a bit of faffery and some shenanigans. The OKDWC didn’t have anything new for us this week so here’s a bit of good news from the USFWS.
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Carpe volutpat vestibulum!
