Feds to Leave Portland
According to reports, an agreement has been reached between the federal government and the state…
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes 2
A rioter, err, peaceful protester, found out the hard way that trying to disrupt an…
Mystery Seeds
Multiple states are issuing warnings not to plant unsolicited seeds. Unsolicited packages of seeds have…
Woman Killed by Shark in Maine
A swimmer in Maine was apparently attacked and killed by a shark this afternoon officials…
Hanna Dumps on Texas
Now downgraded to a tropical depression, Hurricane Hanna contines to dump rain on parts of…
Uh oh, Miami Marlins Test Positive
14 members of the Miami Marlins travelling party have tested positive for the coronavirus. They…
National Security Advisor Covid Positive
National Security Advisor Robert O'Brien has tested positive for Wuhan coronavirus after coming down with…
Deep Thoughts with KITDAFBS
Typically, when I'm writing a news piece, I try to put aside my personal opinions…
The Horror. . . The Horror
Around 12,000 bottles of Templeton Rye whiskey wound up all over U.S. Highway 71 in Missouri, near…