There are a raft of things I could use this Monday afternoon; however, a good dose…
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Pileup At All-Female…
The following totally had me howling with laughter. Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman…
Fixing the Recession
Again, something a bit different for ’News Bites’. Although the administration, along with their media acolytes,…
Roman Soldier Assigned…
Roman Soldier Assigned To Guard Tomb Of Some Jewish Carpenter Looking Forward To Uneventful Weekend JERUSALEM—Local…
Texas Annexes Oklahoma, Turns Entire State Into One Giant Buc-ee’s
OKLAHOMA—Texas has announced the unilateral annexation of Oklahoma. The entire state will be leveled and turned…
CDC Says Men Can Now…
On an, almost, daily (truthfully hourly) basis the CDC changes ‘guidelines’. To show how completely idiotic…
Hundreds dead after…
Hundreds dead after Air Force dining facility runs out of truffles, wagyu beef Please God, let…
Biden Assures Everyone…
While the debacle of Afghanistan is occurring, Xiden took time to stop importation of certain ammunition.…
Guide To Choosing A…
With the weekend on the horizon, some may decide to do some shopping. If a new…
Congress Excited To Find..
Congress Excited To Find Out What They Just Spent $1.2 Trillion WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a bipartisan vote…