Does a sh*t stirrer have a MOS?

Feel Free to repeat after me

What in all that is Holy is this stupid shit?

I still like reading magazines, as in this example

Always learning, willing to learn from others, and to see if we do things more in common than not

I know stupidity can be found everywhere, and when spotted we all probably just grimace at such things while keeping a safe distance.

But this…. this is totally unacceptable. And even worse it’s a GOSHDAMN EMBARRASSMENT

That’s right, he’s from over Alger county way. Those yoopers, ain’t right in the head

That IDIOT assumed the animal was dead so he approached the animal with no weapon, didn’t even give it a slight nudge with a foot. just reached down and got the shit bit outta him. While you all are wondering wtf kind of IDIOT does that, myself, I am hanging my head in shame to report on this Yooper. I try…. I really try to promote all good things concerning this forgotten outpost of America.

yaknow

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if even after getting himself chewed up by a dead animal, he’s proud as hell to make it into a national magazine

And don’t even start about that sweatshirt he’s wearing

The guy in the magazine was smiling

and that smile

looks about the same