Here’s a screenshot showing the clear difference of Blabbermouths & those who know nothin

When it comes to Morels

sharing does not equate to caring

you share a spot this year

next year you won’t have that spot

Safety Pro-tip

if you spot these Corona carriers

back away and call me

The bears, yeah be mindful of them

but they ain’t your biggest problem

these little bastards can drive you to maxine water’s level of insanity

When you find yourself at a kitchen table and the topic turns to Morels

speak as me

” no I didn’t find any ”

Morel people are sneaky people always thinking up new ways for you to slip up to give up locations be ready for that

speak like me

” I don’t know any good spots, let’s check yours “

In this state, you cannot sell the Morels you find on state land

( reference the King )

Morels can fetch up to 65.00 bucks a pound

I’ve been picking Morels for a long time

I still don’t know anyone who sells thier shrooms

Just so you know Morels taste horrible

personally I like the fried butter

making a rue for a srhoom gravy

which you pour over lamb chops is the worst possible eating ever

don’t do it

” Those are poisonous , better giv’em to me”

See this

it’s no different than Chy-na jo

Shroomers are liars but they are helpful

if you don’t know how to tell the difference between a Morel & false morel ( capped )

ask any shroomer

they just might save your life or the very least stop you from getting very sick

you want to set me off?

How does one set off Chance?

plastic bags and brown bags set me off in mere moments

how do Morels return next year?

the onion bag allows the spores to fall out of the bag

Kids are a great asset to have while lookin for the Morel, why?

well… they are closer to the ground

put them to work

use them like hound dogs

when you have gotten them from field to cleaning stage

Cut in half & soak’em

bugs and stuff

wanna set me off?

draining the morels over the sink will set me off

don’t do that

use a strainer outside, same spot every year

the water contains spores now

file that under

you take… you give back

Back to normal she says

( veiled THREATS )

LANSING, Mich. – Governor Gretchen Whitmer today set the state of Michigan on a pathway to return to normal by unveiling the ‘MI Vacc to Normal’ plan as the state continues to push toward its goal of vaccinating 70% of Michiganders ages 16 years or older. To facilitate this goal, the Michigan Department of Health and Human Services (MDHHS) will base future epidemic order actions on four vaccination-based milestones that, once achieved, will enable Michigan to take a step toward normalcy. 

“The MI Vacc to Normal challenge outlines steps we can take to emerge from this pandemic as we hit our vaccination targets together,” said Governor Gretchen Whitmer. “On our path to vaccinating 70% of Michiganders 16 and up, we can take steps to gradually get back to normal while keeping people safe. If you haven’t already,

“The safe and effective vaccine is the most important tool we have to reduce the spread of COVID-19” said Dr. Joneigh Khaldun, chief medical executive and chief deputy for health at MDHHS. “By getting shots in their arms as soon as possible, Michiganders can protect themselves, their families and their communities and help end this pandemic as quickly as possible.” 

Picking Morels in Spring time is a normal activity above the bridge

This is NOT normal

Researchers Investigate Link Between COVID and Menstruation after THOUSANDS of Women Report Changes to Cycle After Getting Completely Safe Vaccine

Without Woman

there is no Life

without the spores

there’s no Morels