I’ll take door number 3

Before you even think OMG then say OMG at that posted picture

I’ll tell you right now your thinking is all wrong

think in these terms

Say you were at a family reunion and you spotted Gramma at the picnic table

just a smiling ear to ear beaming with happiness

so you walk over say gramma, why you so happy?

Don’t be surprized if she say’s

just think…

if I didn’t get laid, none of you would be here, now go have fun”

we got that squared away, moving on

let’s hear some Willie

the topic of Cholesterol was brought to my attention

( hence the reason for Willie music )

I wanted to say Calm your boobs right there, I didn’t

manners ya know still count

I did say

my mom has outlived ALL her doctors and I’m her son

so what are the odds of you out living me?

Silence with a glare I detected

I got my 2 cents in between the medical lingo

Making bacon is a Fall activity

although the animals and people have a different view of making bacon

think Spring!

as far as conversations go it was interesting

lots of give & take concerning points of view

to top things off it was raining & booming yesterday

Apricot preserves and a bit of honey, a dash of this, some of that, not forgetting this stuff

I first hung the hams for a little bit, it’s easyier to baste the meat side down to turn for evenness

myself, I dredge the meat

Nothing was said about Ham

just more or less back off the bacon

No matter weather we are together

Grammas think in such terms

so we should to 🙂