Ever talk with dogs?
of course you do
well here’s a friend of mine doing what he loves to do
Before you think or say awwww, what cute doggo
his name is on the front of the tags on the backside it says…asshole
so there I was telling asshole
asshole, you’re rather broad of beam, bout as round as a jackpine stump
being fat is not healthy , then I told him
wanna know when you are fat? ,it’s when you cannot see your dic
he got this look in his face
I’ll translate
Look doc, it’s not my fault
you know my wrinklie crinklie bag of skin where I kept testies in?
well they were removed
I sure do miss them, I miss them everyday
jots down in my field journal
asshole is
stressed out, bummed, lack of desire
I can fix this , I have the just product for you!
Neuticles
it’ll be like nothing has changed
Neuticles allows your precious pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids the pet and pet’s owner with trauma associated with altering. Perfectly safe and complication free
made in the USA
After alittle down time asshole, you’ll be your old self once again
strange, normally doctors get paid for advice
me?
that session cost me 6 pieces of jerky