what the heck is wrong with those people

See that red dot, that’s Apache Oklahoma

that’s the closest I got to Texas

( thanks to Bob the Navy squid )

that is a story for another time

We don’t have dinosaurs around here for 1 reason

WE ATE THEM

Now in Oklahoma , those folks have what you call

Rattlesnake round-up!

Rattlesnake derby!

Rattlesnake Festival!

where maidens dance in handmade dresses

Men beat the drum & sing!

close your eyes

let your spirit feel the drum riding your bloodstream

Snake really does taste like chicken

what is a chicken?

a modern day version of a dinosaur!