Malarkey- SOTU Style

The State Of Malarkey​

Big Science Guy
Liz Harrington: “The fact they can all decide to take their masks off today shows what a farce it was”
 
Clay Travis: “You told us eight weeks ago we were entering a winter of death and demanded that every person who didn’t get vaccinated lose their jobs. You made kids wear masks in schools. All of it was anti-science and designed specifically to divide us.”
 
Big Unity Guy
1782: “Whenever Biden talks about healing, unity, and the soul of the nation, I think about how he calls Americans who don’t vote Democrat racist every chance he gets.”
 
Americanophile: “They’ve called us racists, white supremacists, fascists, Russian assets, traitors, insurrectionists, disease spreaders, etc. But it’s now primetime in an election year, they’re in charge of Congress & the White House, so it’s time for their  ‘unity agenda.’ 🙄”
 
Commies Eat Cake: “When there’s a Democrat in the WH Democrat always say: ‘We need to Unite, quit causing division’
 
“When there’s a Republican in the WH Democrats always say: ‘You’re all racist traitors’
 
“You can’t expect unity when all you do is sow division. Not how that works.”
 
Babylon Bee: “Man Who Called Half The Country Racists All Year Calls For Unity” 
 
Big Law & Order Guy
Matt Walsh: “Amazing. Every Democrat applauds funding the police after spending two years trying to defund them.”
 
RNC: “Democrats claim they don’t support Defunding the Police. Here is 7 minutes of Democrats saying, ‘DEFUND THE POLICE!'” 
 
Big Border Security Guy
Joe Concha: “Biden: ‘We need to fix the border and immigration system.’ We’ve now reached ludicrous speed.”
 
David Limbaugh: “OK, he gets the audacity award talking about immigration. That beats it all.”
 
Big Malarkey Guy
Robby Starbuck: “Joe Biden #SOTU speech:
• FUND the police
• Support veterans
• SECURE our border
• Learn to live with COVID
• Prioritize Made in America
 
Democrats in reality:
• DEFUNDED police
• Fired unvaxxed troops
• Left our border OPEN
• Forced COVID mandates
• BFF’s with China”

I am so glad I did not cause myself great frustration by listening to him tell his lies!