Malarkey – Algorithm

The news has said Musk had the algorithm ’frozen’ when the deal was completed. Needless to say this, again, caused great consternation among the twits..oops, employees at Twitter. The complete implosion of the left has been the best show since the 2016 election night.

The Algorithm Is Gonna’ Get You

Woke Left Again Gets Comeuppance 
David Sacks: “They’re not against billionaires. They’re against billionaires they can’t control.”

Greenwald: “How will we survive and function if social media is controlled by someone who won’t submit to our demands and pressure to censor the views and people we dislike, especially those who are stealing our audience???😱😱 -Every neurotic corporate newsroom reacting to today’s news.”

Andy Ngo: “Twitter locked down the ability of its employees to make changes to the platform after it was revealed that @elonmusk has reached a deal to buy the company. The lockdown is to prevent activist employees from sabotagingthe platform as revenge for the deal.”

Christina Pushaw: “Never in history have the people calling for more censorship of their ideological opponents been the good guys

Max Abrahms: “You’ll notice opponents of Elon Musk buying Twitter have one thing in common; they feel threatened by even the smallest deviation from Democratic talking points.

“America has a two-party system where one party views the other as fascistand wants to ban it from social media.

“I’d feel a lot better with the Democratic movement to restrict free speech if they admitted its excesses. For example, they could admit that in some cases they’ve gone way too far like banning the New York Post in the name of countering Nazis. The targets are seldom true Nazis.”

“This is how partisan the establishment gatekeepers have been. Twitter was acceptable only when it tipped towards the DNC.”

“Today is a win for the American people and a loss for the Democratic National Committee.”

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Twitchy: “One request for Elon Musk: Audit the Twitter logs to show how our communications were manipulated

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Hillel Neuer: “I fear Elon Musk could undermine the ideological diversity, equity and inclusion at Twitter which currently maintains a careful balance of 98.7% for one side.”  

Matt Walsh: “My 4-year-old pangender child, Stardust, just asked, ‘Matt, if Elon Musk takes control of Twitter, will hate speech be normalized? Is Democracy over? Will life even be worth living?’ I looked at them and replied, ‘Yes, yes, and no.’ And we simply held each other and sobbed.”

Jesse Singal: “My two year old son Resist just toddled up to me with tears in his eyes and said ‘Daddy, is this — ‘this’ being a reference to Elon Musk’s acquisition of Twitter — the end of the American experiment?’ ‘yes, it is. There is no hope left.’ “I patted him on the said and said, ‘yes, it is. There is no hope left.’”

David Burge: “If you think you’re having a bad day, spare a thought for the Twitter person who decided it was a good idea to ban the Babylon Bee

“resume update: Conversation Safety & Quality Associate, Twitter Inc., 2018-2022. Created bold initiative that resulted in a net $10 billion gain in shareholder value”