I don’t own roller-skates, am sure it’s a small matter

Looking at the lake, slight breeze with stuff to do, I have this thought I cannot shake off. When I find myself face to face with God and having to explain myself, I do wonder if He’ll hand me rollarsaktes and point to Purgatory, you know, it’s where one goes while God decides what He’s got in store for you.

Case in point, saying something like

God, this is all on you, is probably something that shouldn’t be said. Well, He knows me well enough by now. ” God, Women know this, and fellas know this, they just leave it to me to say it, boobs are magic,

there, I said it

Toldja, not my fault God”. I can already hear you people talking in hush tones, ” better him then me!”.

Looking for the ladies always, some useful stuff to keep in mind

Commercial break:

Ohh look, more people jumping out of perfectly good aero planes

You see stuff as that, Keep Jack in mind, When Jack finally wore out the Marine Corps, he decided to cure his fear of heights by joining the Army

As his Jumpmaster said” Jack was the last out, the first to hit the ground, his main chute didn’t deploy, his reserve also failed. Jack picked himself up off the ground, well, that wasn’t so bad.

Classic example of youth vs experience:

With stuff to do, Keep smiling people, for it may be your last opportunity

Brand new rollarskates, that was stupid dumb song