A trail less traveled, let’s go

From the Springfield Army, a canister of 1911s, packed & ready for an airdrop. I’m telling ya right now in no uncertain terms, that fell onto my property, the old saying kicks in, LOSERS WEEPERS, finders keepers. Adding a prayer won’t hurt none either.

Grandfather, I seen what you have done for others, I want that for me to, Amen

The same can be said if a ufo fell onto my land, I ain’t tellin no one nothin about anything, and you know I’d be on it like bark on a tree looking for any fire sticks, ufo versions of Boomsticks. Tell anyone, next thing yaknow, you would be sitting at a table asking questions, only reply would be

“TOP MEN”

Best go full Sgt. Shultz in such a situation

If you are ever asked, why veterans wear covers depicting their branch by non-military, remember this

” Look man, we don’t wear covers to impress anyone, we wear them to find each other”

you may see a blank stare, so be ready for that

There’s always an exception to rules, if that is the proper wording

Exception:

he to leaked classified documents, then was given a security detail

Pick an agency, any agency, it’ll fit

Don’t know if the branches have a saying like this:

Before the Marine Corps, there was mom Putting a snake down mother’s blouse which I should recieved more than 75 cents, the beating was far and above 75 cents. Due to inflation, I’m thinking the beating will be worth around 15 dollars before taxes of course.

Wintery mix, what the hell kind liberal double speak is that

why not just say, snow with rain mixed in and be done with it