I picked a bad day to stop drinking

I see MSU pays decent for teachers, I should go below the bridge and teach a course on skinning rabbits, why not, at MSU, rabbits are viewed as offensive. They’re idea of offensive is much different than mine

You know, there is a song in that picture

brought to you by Team America

America
America

[Chorus]
Americafuck yeah!
Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah
America (Fuck yeah!)
Freedom is the only way, yeah

[Verse 1]
Terrorists, your game is through
‘Cause now you have to answer to
America
 (Fuck yeah!)
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America (Fuck yeah!)
What you gonna do when we come for you now?

MSU has also deemed Christmas tree and AMERICA as offensive, they don’t understand the very word of OFFENSIVE.

I was thinking back about what John had said about these woods

“It’s an edgy place. I mean, in the sense that it still hangs on out there like a rawhide flap of the old frontier, outposted from the swirl of mainstream America. The U.P. is a hard place. A person has to want to hurt a lot to live there”.
John G. Mitchell, Audubon Magazine, November 1981

Even though my class would be about skinning rabbits, I could discuss important stuff as the 1st Amendment,

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

No where in the 1st Amendment does it say, you have the RIGHT not to be OFFENDED. You know one of the students would say something stupid like

” you’re not a very nice man”

Kid, you’re exactly right, I’m not a nice man, I was taught to be a good Man

there is a difference between the two.

I wouldn’t be a good fit at MSU

You!, yeah you, easy to see you been drinking the kool-aid. Ever hear hear jim jones, he didn’t use guns to kill a bunch of people, he used kool-aid. So let me ask you something kool-aid kid as I demonstrate how to remove the hide of this bunnie, all this trannie talk, chickswithdicks&guyswithtits running around like it’s a normal thing, could be for purposes of the 2024 election?

And another thing, which you all knew was coming, READ the damn labels