Why I should never be a teacher

Had this friend stop by yesterday, he went an spent a few minutes with her, ” you remember me?”. Of course I do, you’re the hooligan who went down the hill with no brakes, hit that tree, knocked the wind right outta yourself. From the sound of it, you didn’t learn you’re lesson, motorcycle crazy you are. Ronnie laughed, ” that’s me alright”. Ronnie had asked me having a coffee, ” you seem to get more Marine Corps everyday , I sure do”. I engaged the Clint Squint, stupid question Ronnie sipping my coffee.

Meanwhile in my classroom, Listen-up you little phuck trophy’s, today we are going to learn about drainpipes and their muti-uses.

Jackon! get over here, now tell the class what you wrote

I shit my pants again

I shit my pants again

Carol, explain this

Well atleast someone around here has done thier homework

Now some parents may think I’m being a little hard, that’s totally stinking thinking

We have a guess speaker to so eyes front mouths shut

this is how things are done with smart-ass whippersnappers