Off the beaten path

Was a cancellation at VA, translation: I drove down got in. I cannot be the only one, front door, big ass sign looking as that posted picture. My face probably always has the same expression with matching feels seeing that sign

I feel so naked, rules are rules but still yaknow.

Yaknow, when you walk back outta there it’s a good day why? because on the upper floors, there are brothers who never leave Oscar G. They don’t get to see the water or trees, just a sterile envion. No use having empty hands. Spend 20.00 bucks, go up to the donation desk, drop off a model, it’ll make a brother happy & cut down on lobby time.

No atta boys needed, just brothers looking after each other

Yaknow what they say, business before pleasure, well, with the business taken care of ๐Ÿ™‚ Made a stop where the mama bear works, (she hunts bear with her hubby), ” Chance you have any jerky on you, I’m hungry” Well yeah, pulled a bag out she few pieces. She introduces me to a new worker, greetings and stuff (manners) Not being bashful the young lady says ” I like jerky, my dad makes jerky” Mama bear says ” Chance’s jerky is magical”. She’s about this age, thinking she’s from the MTU, no metal in the face, dressed proper, talking intelligently. I can see why mama bear brought her on board.

She put some in her mouth ripped a peice, started chewing, I’ve seen this before so I’ll discribe it for ya. First there was some, mmm then MMMM, then I noticed her eyes rolled back just alittle bit while her eyelashes fluttered some with more MMMMMMMMMMM. Mama bear says ” toldja” She ripped another chunk off and started in on that MMMMMMM, Mama bear I said I betcha thats best mouthgasm she’s had in while, ” it seems so Chance”. The young lady says ” you come in a lot?”. When I need to, it’s a drive. She looks at mama bear and says, ” my dad makes jerky but nothing like this” Mama bear I gotta go, and nice meeting you, nothing like leaving a lady smiling and wanting more. How good it it? well there’s one or on here that’s got some in the mail, they’ll tell ya. I cause mouthgasms.