The Democrat-to-English Dictionary —
updated for 2024
By: Eric Utter for American Thinker
In this era of hoaxes, euphemisms, obfuscation, and lies, I once again offer the following as a public service. Here are more (mostly new!) selections from…
The Democrat-to-English Dictionary
*Ableism: the unfounded and bigoted belief that people who are capable of doing a certain job should be hired over those who are not.
*Baby: non-viable tissue mass.
*California: a Golden State and Land of Milk and Honey with almost perfectly progressive government … that thousands of people flee every year.
*Christian: a radical religionist characterized by intolerance and a fanciful belief in a “Sky Daddy.”
*Democracy: any political system, no matter how authoritarian, that allows Democrats to attain and retain power.
*Democrat: a member of the One True Political Party who has only others’ best interest in mind. Salt of the earth. Honest to a fault.
*Evil: good.
*Far-right extremist: 1) anyone to the right of Mao Zedong. 2) traditional Christian. 3) anyone who loves America.
*Group: a collective body of people sharing certain characteristics. Much more important than individuals, and therefore to be granted more rights.
*Hamas: a misunderstood group that is well-intentioned, but sadly abused by Jews.
*Intersectionality: the interconnected social categorizations that create overlapping systems of discrimination. Also, the only thing that gives an individual any worth.
*Jew: Nazi.
*Knowledge: state-approved information, often given an imprimatur by “science.”
*Law: a system of rules which regulate the actions of anyone opposed to Democrats. Does not apply to Democrats.
*Merit: a pernicious word reflecting the belief that some thoughts and actions are somehow better than others, and that therefore some accomplishments — and even people — are more worthy of respect than others.
*Non-viable tissue mass: any human or other being that does not agree with Democrats and/or threatens their power.
*Ours: as in, “what’s yours is ours.”
*Penis: something that people with penises have. Has no relation to sex or gender.
*Queer: normal, respected, beloved.
*Republican: evildoer.
*Sanctuary City: a place where callous Republicans send undocumented immigrants for no valid reason.
*Taxes: like spending, something we always need more of.
*United States: a place beset with rampant racism, bigotry, misogyny, and classism … that millions of people risk their lives to try to enter each year.
*Vagina: something that people with vaginas have. Has no relation to sex or gender.
*Woman: a man who says he is a woman. (Remember, one must always believe all women, at least the ones with penises.)
*Xenophobe: 1) anyone who puts the welfare of American citizens above that of undocumented aliens. 2) certain Republicans.
*Youngster: likely future Democratic voter. Should be allowed to vote now.
*Zoning: the process of creating voting districts/precincts guaranteed to elect Democrats in perpetuity.
And one from the original Democrat-to-English Dictionary:
*Disinformation: any information that would tend to discredit Democrats’ agenda. (see also, “the truth.”)
From my personal perspective, I see very little to disagree with. He seems to have perfectly defined the Democrat ideas.