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Thats a song from the album Zombies, John Fogerty, that whole album is worth a listen

John Mellencamp Issues Forceful Statement About Gun Violence: ‘Show America the Carnage’, that’s right Johnny boy, show the carnage that happens on the road every G’damn day.

A black Chrysler sedan reportedly struck a northbound gray Subaru SUV from behind, causing the Subaru to veer off the roadway, down the embankment and into Lake Superior. The driver of the Chrysler got out of his vehicle only to have a third vehicle, a blue Saturn sedan, hit the Chrysler, which in turn struck the Chrysler’s driver standing nearby, according to police.

Fly the friendly skies, what for, so I can have G’damn maggots fall on my head, thank you but no

Take those John Lennon glasses off Johnny boy

What’s this B.S

An Extreme Ice Age That Froze Earth 700 Million Years Ago – Scientists Now Know Why

I really don’t give one G’damn Iota why the earth froze 700 million years ago, I got 6 inchs of new snow night which made the snow I got 2 days ago old snow, beleive you me, there’s plenty I would take their boots and tellem…. start walking.

You Robbie Robertson is smiling, so you should to

Enough headlines, I’m burnt out on headlines, how about a story, you people seem to like my stories, this story will have two parts. First some background on the writing desk. Lil sis wanted the desk, Life didn’t work out that way.

Ever bring your report card home and have to show your ma the grades, while dad was sitting in the background close by, of course you did. ” A- & B+’s all the way down, she’d look and say” you can do better” which I almost always said,

I know

Dad would cover his smile with his hand.

An early view I had and still do, there’s two ways to go through Life, you can Kick ass or kiss ass.

Anyways, these two were friends of my folks, the dude own a car lot, dad never bought a car, always a truck, and always in winter, look at the trucks buried in snow, if it starts, he bought it. He always had good luck with the trucks he did buy. His wifey, I’m telling right now, that lady could sing, didn’t matter if was some jazzie number or Sunday music, she was like a meadowlark. Well one Christmas eve they were over visiting, I was about 11/12, and she called me over, So I got up went over to her, she was about 5’8 and the heels, an inch taller, standing under the mistletoe she wrapped arms around me, face buried in her chest, full motorboat she went, beat me half to death with her boobs, Happy Birthday Chancy, everyone was laughing while I could barely breath.

One thing leads to another, so be mindful of that. Ma seen what her friend did, was a bout week later, calls me in, “you sit at the table and this book, if you have any questions ask me”. Wasn’t a big read,

about 20 minutes worth. I remmber sayin, Ma, I got a question. She came in, standing behind me, ” of all the children, you have have a children, what is it”, in her matter of tone. Ma, says right here, girls are suppose to be fresh and clean and boys should know everything about sex before they get married, ” that’s right, so what your question?”. What are boys suppose to practice on ( first word to come to mind was goats), so I said goats? She knocked me right out of the chair onto the floor.”Get outside, get out now”. We never have another Mom and son sex talk after that.

Some extra stuff Taking care of things at the house, there’s a little saying about how Women make things better.

Build a Woman a house, she’ll make it home

Give her a bag of grocerys, she’ll make you a meal

Give her seed, she’ll give you a child

Give her a hard time, She’ll give you a tone of shit

Well he did built the house

She made a home