Dick came to mind

I could very easily use His name in vain, I won’t, but it’s like right there at the ready. I’ve never owned an umbrella, I’ll have to ask Air Force type of 20 years, who’s married to my cousin Via, if those things are standard issue.

The U.S. Marine Corps, renowned for its stringent traditions and regulations, has made a surprising change in 2019 that aligns with modern sensibilities and practical needs. After centuries of barring male Marines from carrying umbrellas while in uniform, the Marine Corps Commandant Gen. David Berger has announced that “Marines may carry an all-black, plain, standard or collapsible umbrella at their option during inclement weather with the service and dress uniforms.”.

As one Brother stated:

, “A Marine cannot choke an enemy or properly punch him in the face with an umbrella in his hand,” underscoring the philosophical stance of Marines always being prepared for action”.

Marine Corps Uniform Board program manager Mary Boyt revealed that there have been six failed attempts to change this rule for female Marines since 1972. The recent approval, which appears to be a shift towards greater gender parity in uniform protocols, was influenced by practical concerns over uniform preservation rather than just staying dry.

Mary, let me tell ya something because I know stuff

If Chesty didn’t, you don’t it!

Goodnight Chesty, wherever you are

Beans, bullets & bandages should be your concern Mary, not fucking umbrellas. Got through that without using His name in vain. An exercise for you Mary, look up the many uses of a poncho vs the umbrella, you’ll see.

Mary, like pizza?

Tosses this in, just so you know what we’re dealing with below the bridge

If you wanna use His name in vain, I’ll understand, but understand this, that’s on you

I did get a bottle of Mead, it was gifted :). haven’t opened it, not shure I will, looking at the bottle, was a time out picking berries, fell into a blackjack nest, that hole was at least 6 feet deep, ma jumped in grabbed threw me out, both of covered in blackjacks, them bastards take chunks of your flesh, was a bad 2 weeks after that. I don’t pick berries. Seeing this young lady with a calming voice and cute smile, with all that going for her, there’s no way she’d talk me into picking berries, why? well, who the hell walks around with a spare Queen in their pocket.