It’s Friyay! Time for some shenanigans.
We’re going to kick this week’s edition off a bit differently. Baseball history was made yesterday. Shohei Ohtani became the first member of the 50-50 club. For those who aren’t baseball fans, that means he hit 50 home runs and stole 50 bases. The previous mark for speed and power was the 40-40 club, and only 5 other players in MLB history have done it. They are Ronald Acuña Jr., Braves, 2023, Alfonso Soriano, Nationals, 2006, Alex Rodriguez, Mariners, 1998, Barry Bonds, Giants, 1996, and the initial member of the club, Jose Canseco, A’s, 1988.
Pearls Before Swine
Political Commentary
Dad Jokes
Memes
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
