Ever go to Confessional, you sit in a like a little booth, a slide screen lookin like a lattice, Preacherman sliding it hiding out on the other side. When all is said an done, he’ll whip a few Hail Mary’s on ya, good to go! That’s like the standard procedure.
“I haven’t seen you awhile Chance”, yeah well I’ve been busy.
Father, I need you to Bless me for I sinned awhile back, I beat the living crap out of a G’damn flag burnin anti-Trump person outside the store where Carol works.
Preacherman says, my Son, I am here to forgive your sins
not your community service, get out of my booth.
I felt better getting that off my conscience
And another thing, It’s time I go rattle Armydog’s cage, why, for GP is why
Actually, that bologna I made up is for the Armydog, storebought messes up his belly bigtime, very bland diet he’s on, my smoked bologna with no additives helps curling his grumbleass attitude.
Some stuff worth knowing if you do venture into his home, Bronson lays the law down straight away in no uncertain terms
If you don’t like dog hair, stay off my couch
I live here, you are a guest
to you I’m just a dog, around here I’m known as baby:)
Don’t know how you spent your Sunday morning
I was getting the “look”
Dog’s backside all matted with poop, Dog… NOTHING BEFORE COFFEE, that’s when I got the look
Ever get VA meds in the mail, first thing I do is go for the fine print, why; because it’s there they hide the side effect aka the Thorazine shuffle.
