Contrary to some who think I live in cave, or some dirty little hobbit hole, wrong! What’s it like outside, just look at that bird’s expression
WHAT THE PHUCK!
URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
...WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 PM EDT THIS
AFTERNOON...
* WHAT...Heavy snow.
I know birdy, I know...
Must be phucking nice
I’ll say this as nicely as I can under such globull warmin/coolin or that other stuff called climate change.
PHUCK YOU AND THE PHUCKING GOAT YOU RODE ON
This is a straight up phuckin eh man
If someone asks why you don’t support the ukraine, just say… PHUCK UKRAINE
Not one to be afraid to give a lady compliment You lady, are PHUCKING BEAUTIFUL, and I mean it
That’s enough phonics for today, well kinda sorta and somewhat, I have to go PHUCKING plow snow, so excuse me