Are you a 9 or 10?

Sips coffee out here, trust me, the longer you look at that, the worst it gets.

As we all know, humans can kill without a gun, guns cannot kill without a human.

More gun laws are not the answer

Ever get asked to take a picture of someone with their dog, when they see the picture, it’s then you know straight away

the first date isn’t gonna happen in this lifetime.

Am I right fellas

it don’t matter what the ladies wear

they’ve already made it better than what it was

Scumbags, they do come in the female gender

(cleaned up)

Was a sayin you’d see on vehicles, no boobs, no ride

Come on Charlette, I’ll take you to my place

Robert Shaw came to mind

Protest, I don’t stop for stinkin protests, I got stuff to do