Paws on the ground

This fits a few situations

Haven’t seen my crow buddies in days, couple morning doves have a nest near by, not seen them none either, it’s an odd quiet of late. I can feel it in my throat mostly, from the Canadian fires.

It was an act of WAR

Federal agents have arrested a University of Michigan scholar from China on charges she tried to smuggle a biological pathogen into the United States characterized as a potential agricultural terrorism weapon that can be used for targeting food crops.

And so is this:

A Tennessee rep bragging

President Smug Remover has a nice ring to it, I should run for office

How one treats a dumb animal, is how they should be treated, there was no grey area in those words when spoken

I was lookin at this PSA thingy

I see their idea of pest control is different than mine G’damn it

footnote about boobs

I can understand why God in His infinite wisdom gave the boobs to Eve

If Adam had them, nothin would get done, nothing built to make life better for Eve/Woman

no trains, no planes, automobiles, NO phones,

no, Adam would have been layin around all day, playing with his boobs

Now excuse me, I have no boobs which means I got stuff to do, daylights burnin