Residue:
Still burning my biscuits, yesterday, a G’damn doo-gooder dognapped dog from my truck, that fat fucking cow was tryin say the dog was trouble with the windows rolled up on such a warm day. Listen-you fat fucking cow, THE TRUCK WAS RUNNING WITH THE A/C RUNNING. I should jam my fingers up your fucking nose drag you out an apply a citizen’s arrest, right here right now. My dad taught me never to hit a woman, gemmie that fucking dog, one day lady you’re do this to someone who isn’t as nice as I am, they will destroy your face, once they get through the fucking blubber.
Dog back in the truck, dog, I will be adding gun powder to your diet, you shoulda bite that bitch, ok gum her, you’re too nice to strangers.

See how it is, you wake up, another day, thank you Lord, sip your coffee, and you just don’t know what the day may bring
My baby was born in Riverndale, which means she’s an elf and can vote

That G’damn doo-gooder would say, well yeah, of course
I gotta think good things, boobs are good things, well not really things per say, but you understand my meaning, boobs can be fun, cause laughter which are good things


