On this day of rest, I’ll tell you a story

Sipping my coffee out here, I’m kinda sorta and somewhat busy but not really, busy watching the smoke roll slo

Think in these terms, I realized I didn’t have to be nice, nice got me ran over, stressed out and disrespected, I’m not nice, but I am a good person, with that in mind, thinkin the woodworker wanted more bacon than what that quilt rack for that quilt I’ll never use is worth.

He’s expecting Jalapeno bacon, ohh he’ll get it alright, he’ll get it good, real good, I gave him some extra stuff because I’m nice like that. Injected some Reaper and Habanero inside.

And yes, it’s a Ruskie gas mask

Ohh yea, that story I promised it’s known as

God’s Country

In da beginning dere was nuttin.

On da first day
God created da Upper Peninsula.

On da second day
He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, & da ducks.

On da third day
He said, “Let dere be Yoopers to roam da U.P.”

On da fourth day
He created da udder world below.

On da fifth day
He said, “Let dere be trolls to live in da world down below.”

On da sixth day
He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.

God said it was good and…
On da seventh day He went huntin.