Welcome to Conversation for September 5

Over Black Coffee and Gunpowder Tea served with 

I find the following applicable to a vast majority of elected officials.

This AM we have medical information for all.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best!  Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

The fifth surgeon then said: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no balls and no spine. Besides, the head and the arse are interchangeable!”

Today’s Ripley.