I see a Blessing in this storm Dan-knee

Sipping my coffee out here

Blizzard Warning

Severity: Extreme

Extraordinary threat to life or property

Description

* WHAT…Blizzard conditions expected. Total snow accumulations between 14 and 21 inches, greatest amounts in areas of high terrain. Winds gusting as high as 65 mph, highest in the Keweenaw Peninsula north of Houghton (me).

Sat a box of chocolate mints on the table about that time ratdog had to go outside. Came back to find only a part of the box on the floor, everything else he ate, one look Odin took off for the hills, the couch. No way I’m pouring peroxide down his throat. Called the vet, on hold, thinking about how many lady hair cuffs I gotta make to cover this bill if I have to bring him in. Doc asked what kind of chocolate, cheap, well it won’t kill him, have him walk around outside, work it out, he’ll be fine. Odin, doc said you gonna die man and rightly so.

Odin, if you think you’re gonna die on my couch, that’s not gonna happen. Look at me when I’m talking to you

If you think I’m digging a hole in the frozen ground to drop you’re dumbass in, forget it. I got a folding table i use for craft shows I’ll set that up for ya. Eh, crows gotta eat to, Heckle and Jaeckle they be happy. Dragging his sick ass off my couch took a bit, he wanted no part of moving. Outside, didn’t take long, all my clean beautiful fresh snow I got yesterday, look like Bob left a valve open

It progressed into a outta control salad shooter stuck on high

the more he ran the more the diarrheas went everywhere, I ain’t never seen shit fly like that before. So yes, there’s a storm coming in GOOD!, I won’t have to look at the somalia shithole back there. I know what you are thinking, it don’t matter where on the planet you may be reading this

talk about groupthink,

better you Chance than me. Am I right, you know I’m G’damn right.