what to do at 40 below

well ya start with a coffee…
WHAT…Dangerously cold wind chills as low as 36 below possible. .The dangerously cold wind chills as low as 35 below zero could cause frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 10 minutes. Frostbite and hypothermia will occur if unprotected skin is exposed to these temperatures. An extended period of freezing temperatures could cause ruptured water pipes.

Then one engages the art of puttering which is doing a little of this and that. taking your time of course, like making sure the pipes are properly protected, with Odin around here I don’t another mess, he loves water.

Was hearing the cat girl and thinking, did it ever occur to her to get a G’damn job as I look at my hands, scared and marred, weather beaten,

was watching this lady and thinkin if Armdog ever asked if I’m seually active

hell dog, I’m not even socially active would be proper response

Seeing this, once we acquire Greenland and free the shit out of those danes, I could only imagine what rednecks would do to the place, best use for Greenland would be a vacation destiny for yoopers.

I don’t know this fella, easy to see and straight away, we’d be friends

yea, it’s a day of puttering alright, want some bad news, I’ll give some bad news, bad news travels fast… 2970 feet per second to be exact. Sipping my coffee in-between puttering.