Toby came to mind

Sipping a coffee… that there is the first printing of the Stars and Stripes 1918, grandfather’s Army issued New Testament, along with it, held with a rubberband a small book, I’ve read all the prayers in it, this one stuck

some words spoken then

fit today

Almighty God, by whose grace we look for the day when Nation shall not anymore lift up sword against Nation, and when men shall live without fear in security and peace, grant us this time of strife the will to labor for peace even while Our sword is drawn to resist the oppressor. Let not the evil turn US from our purpose of unity and concord among the nations of the earth, to thy honor and glory, through Jesus Christ our Lord Amen

In the meantime, we’re gonna put a boot up your ass

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tim and I sound nothing alike, him being from the south myself north, that part just doesn’t matter, we speak the same language.

WhyNot mentioned lil something about a pleasant-smelling colorless volatile liquid that is highly flammable. It is used as an anesthetic and as a solvent or intermediate in industrial processes. Should clear the air of what she mentioned

Now if you are frugal, this is what ya do, get the cheapest sandy cookies you can buy, eat 6-8 of them, washing down with a V-8 cocktail juice, wait for like 2 hours for the enzymes in your gut to do their thing, wait for a crowed isle or your best friend to be in a contained area, it’s then you will let use the most putrid, foul obnoxious smell ever to be shared. Toldya, I like chemistry, blowing a hole in the basement wall, clear sign I like it a little too much.