Author: Chance

  • I’ll refrain from using His name in vain

    I’ll refrain from using His name in vain

    Lord knows I want to but I won’t.

    Trials and tribulations man, always testing my patience.

    Friend of mine, some of you have seen him, Silver Star recipient, likes to go fish the channels down around Brownville. His granddaughter lost her dad early on, so grampa stepped in. Those two posted are a good representation. ” I said some ffs”. Brough over a G’damn 15 gallon garbage can full of gulf shrimp, jammed packed in ice. Just what I wanna do, clean shrimp all G’damn day. He’s sitting there across the table sucking up my coffee just smiling the bastard. Yeah, I can make mean shrimp scampi. Scampi coming outta my frigging ears.

    I remember something that once said

    So on the trail, say I stopped in at an eatery kinda like this

    Deep in thought about important stuff I hear this

    Sitting there a side thought slide, she made that look easy

    Song pops in my thoughts

    She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise
    Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed
    I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes
    I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead

    She said, “Where ya been?” I said, “No place special”
    She said, “You look different.” I said, “Well, I guess”
    She said, “You been gone.” I said, “That’s only natural”
    She said, “You gonna stay?” I said, “If you want me to, yeah

    Ahh supper is here, wthell kind of supper is this ffs

    It’s all fun & games until time to get serious

    1 day ago

    Michigan is asking residents to help house migrants in their homes and help resettle them into society

  • Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller came to mind

    Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller came to mind

    Niemöller had been a prominent pastor of an influential parish in Berlin-Dahlem from 1931 until his arrest in July 1937. His incarceration first in Moabit prison, then in Sachsen­hausen, and finally in Dachau for the years 1937-1945.

    First they came for the Communists, and I did not speak out—
             because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
             because I was not a Trade Unionist.
    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
             because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me

    What took place in that courtroom concerning President Trump was anything but fair and just.

    Interesting choice of words from the governor

    Maybe those in that shithole called NYC would like a little rat meat with their soy lattes

    President Trump isn’t Standing alone

    Escape to where, those running from the mess they created, would be welcome in the country or the woods, stay where you are, enjoy your Utopia

  • Not today satan, I have stuff do to

    Not today satan, I have stuff do to

    Not sure where this is, Jakarta maybe, that part don’t matter, every one of them deserves at least a pound of the great unifier. BACON. Sad part, it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. Not so different from the 2020 stolen election. 1600 penn. ave. needs the same kind of cleaning in 2024.

    Pay no mind to the ratdog jacket, fleece/batton/fur, he’ll be styling in no time

    first I got this other project I’m working on. Let me add a little something about Women, don’t matter their age, they are consistant in their thought processes. Owner of the ODIN says, “make me something”, like what? ” ohh I don’t know, you’ll think of something, you’re good at that stuff”. Got in her jeep an took off. Looking around, yeppers, I got room this book.

    Anyone know where I can get it?

    There’s a place down the road some, believe me when I say, everything is down the road some. On top of Mount Arvon there’s book you can sign, kinda like Killroy was here.

    The view on top

    Figured I’d made a photo book of sorts, 3d leather

    Not all young people are complete idiots, news is full of such idiots, her other half works in the woods, so guys like these young fellas can do what they do.

    That’s craftsmanship right there,

  • Headlines:

    Headlines:

    Thats a song from the album Zombies, John Fogerty, that whole album is worth a listen

    John Mellencamp Issues Forceful Statement About Gun Violence: ‘Show America the Carnage’, that’s right Johnny boy, show the carnage that happens on the road every G’damn day.

    A black Chrysler sedan reportedly struck a northbound gray Subaru SUV from behind, causing the Subaru to veer off the roadway, down the embankment and into Lake Superior. The driver of the Chrysler got out of his vehicle only to have a third vehicle, a blue Saturn sedan, hit the Chrysler, which in turn struck the Chrysler’s driver standing nearby, according to police.

    Fly the friendly skies, what for, so I can have G’damn maggots fall on my head, thank you but no

    Take those John Lennon glasses off Johnny boy

    What’s this B.S

    An Extreme Ice Age That Froze Earth 700 Million Years Ago – Scientists Now Know Why

    I really don’t give one G’damn Iota why the earth froze 700 million years ago, I got 6 inchs of new snow night which made the snow I got 2 days ago old snow, beleive you me, there’s plenty I would take their boots and tellem…. start walking.

    You Robbie Robertson is smiling, so you should to

    Enough headlines, I’m burnt out on headlines, how about a story, you people seem to like my stories, this story will have two parts. First some background on the writing desk. Lil sis wanted the desk, Life didn’t work out that way.

    Ever bring your report card home and have to show your ma the grades, while dad was sitting in the background close by, of course you did. ” A- & B+’s all the way down, she’d look and say” you can do better” which I almost always said,

    I know

    Dad would cover his smile with his hand.

    An early view I had and still do, there’s two ways to go through Life, you can Kick ass or kiss ass.

    Anyways, these two were friends of my folks, the dude own a car lot, dad never bought a car, always a truck, and always in winter, look at the trucks buried in snow, if it starts, he bought it. He always had good luck with the trucks he did buy. His wifey, I’m telling right now, that lady could sing, didn’t matter if was some jazzie number or Sunday music, she was like a meadowlark. Well one Christmas eve they were over visiting, I was about 11/12, and she called me over, So I got up went over to her, she was about 5’8 and the heels, an inch taller, standing under the mistletoe she wrapped arms around me, face buried in her chest, full motorboat she went, beat me half to death with her boobs, Happy Birthday Chancy, everyone was laughing while I could barely breath.

    One thing leads to another, so be mindful of that. Ma seen what her friend did, was a bout week later, calls me in, “you sit at the table and this book, if you have any questions ask me”. Wasn’t a big read,

    about 20 minutes worth. I remmber sayin, Ma, I got a question. She came in, standing behind me, ” of all the children, you have have a children, what is it”, in her matter of tone. Ma, says right here, girls are suppose to be fresh and clean and boys should know everything about sex before they get married, ” that’s right, so what your question?”. What are boys suppose to practice on ( first word to come to mind was goats), so I said goats? She knocked me right out of the chair onto the floor.”Get outside, get out now”. We never have another Mom and son sex talk after that.

    Some extra stuff Taking care of things at the house, there’s a little saying about how Women make things better.

    Build a Woman a house, she’ll make it home

    Give her a bag of grocerys, she’ll make you a meal

    Give her seed, she’ll give you a child

    Give her a hard time, She’ll give you a tone of shit

    Well he did built the house

    She made a home

  • You know I’m not just another pretty face right

    You know I’m not just another pretty face right

    See ole Herger the Joyous one standing in the rain, thinking my face expression matched his except it’s not raining here, it’s snowing sideways out here probably do to

    “The Great Lakes Go Dry, JOANNA M. FOSTER JAN 28, 2014, 4:23 PM

    I noticed someone downvoted me on comment concerning a “possibles”, something Herger said came to mind when I seen the downvote.

    “The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won’t live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.”

    Having a James Brown moment, I feel good… better

    Watching the ragdog in the snow, thinking man, that’s gotta be cold on his noogies, having such short legs. sipping coffee wondering if grammar really counts anymore, I’ll explain, feeling your nuts is really different than feeling your nutz, see what I mean. Sips coffee…

    You know he didn’t do this, way past his bedtime, probably the san fran treat little suzierottoncrotchrice

    Seeing that reminded me of a pamphlet I have on shelf, here I’ll show ya

    Having survived Catholic school, I did learn some Latin, only because it was beat into me ( don’t get going on Sister Rosa Gustasomethingsomthing) never could pronounce her proper.

    “Semper in Excretia Sumus, Solim Profundum Variat”

    If one didn’t go to Catholic school and have Latin beat into you, I’ll explain it

    We are always in the shit, only the depth varies

    in other words, we as a country are in deep shit.

    Now Men, pay attention, I want you to keep Chief Josephe in mind

    ” It don’t take many words to speak truth”

    And McCoy when he was on Vulcan trying to get the pointy-eared, greenblooded hobgoblin (his friend) back where he belonged

    As McCoy said

    We accept the danger

    What am I always saying about your smile, a smile shows Hope and confidence

    You know Eddie Van Halen is smiling, so you should to

  • Why now?

    Why now?

    Not much time today, stuff to do, short and to the point. Thinking back when it all started, who’s pushing it and why. The end game, total submission, is that it. When did talk of CW start?, don’t know is why I asked the question, maybe it’s just been building through the years. Could be people are tired the go along to get along policies.

    War is a good way to reduce the unwanted carbon.

    Things sure has changed since DJT came down the escalator.

  • I know Lord it’s Sunday, not in a Sunday sort of way

    I know Lord it’s Sunday, not in a Sunday sort of way

    I know, sometimes you just have to stay silent because there are no words to explain how you feel or think. This might be one of those occasions, if so, I’ll forgive you straight away, it’s the Christian thing to do.

    Not being a gamer, some years ago I was over at a friend’s house, the kids were playing some video game, they made mention of the donkey lady, how or why she got into that situation, I have no idea

    I can make an guess, which we all know, my guesses are far better than some people’s facts. Not to hard to figure out how the donkey lady got in that situation.

    (how’s my guess work).

    You like snake? I like Snake

    that’s right Snake

    It’s weird, it’s either I have no fucks to give, or I just don’t give a fuck, I cannot find a happy medium between the two.

    Maybe, just maybe

    Recognize these fellas? Charlie and Franz with their lovely ladies

    Maybe giving a fuck or not, is based on one’s morality

    I fired a dispatch to the Trump campaign’s musicman

    Kinda went like this

    Hello and good day to my Fellow Rebel scum, may I make a suggestion for when President Trump attends gatherings across this land, I sure it’ll be well received. Thank you and Semper-fi!

    You have any idea how rare it is to live on a peninsula, located on a peninsula, look it up!, you’ll see, and understand why they keep me around, a diamond in the rough one could say. Now excuse, I have a coyote in the tanning shack that requires my full attention.

  • A video Friday round up of sorts

    A video Friday round up of sorts

    See that, it’s a leaked photo of a TOP secret Coast Guard base.

    We all have problems of various stuff, a solution to a problem I do have with the ratdog is to embrace Grief where love once lived. Trust me when I say, super glue, duct tape got nothin over on the ratdog. This never happens around here, and it’s ok.

    I cannot tell the difference between this picture and video, maybe you can

    Did you know, there’s more action on the road then the friendly skies?

    I’m no TC, I do keep an eye on international affairs

    A sense of humor in a relationship is important, it keeps things real… exciting

    as in

    Let the beatings commence

  • Teddy, you’re up, get over here G’damnit

    Teddy, you’re up, get over here G’damnit

    I was looking at this picture and that G’damn Usurper came to mind, aka obama

    That bastard lit many little fires, a speech came to mind, was Teddy perfect, hell no, he put his pants on just like everyone else, one leg at a time, or both incase of fire.

    A speech worth reading these days.

    “There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. When I refer to hyphenated
    Americans, I do not refer to naturalized Americans. Some of the very best Americans I have ever
    known were naturalized Americans, Americans born abroad. But a hyphenated American is not an
    American at all.”
    5 “This is just as true of the man who puts “native” before the hyphen as of the man who puts German
    or Irish or English or French before the hyphen. Americanism is a matter of the spirit and of the soul.
    Our allegiance must be purely to the United States. We must unsparingly condemn any man who
    holds any other allegiance.”
    “But if he is heartily and singly loyal to this Republic, then no matter where he was born, he is just as
    10 good an American as anyone else.”
    “The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its
    continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities,
    an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans,
    Scandinavian-Americans, or Italian-Americans, each preserving its separate nationality, each at heart
    15 feeling more sympathy with Europeans of that nationality than with the other citizens of the American
    Republic.”
    “The men who do not become Americans and nothing else are hyphenated Americans; and there
    ought to be no room for them in this country. The man who calls himself an American citizen and who
    yet shows by his actions that he is primarily the citizen of a foreign land, plays a thoroughly
    20 mischievous part in the life of our body politic. He has no place here; and the sooner he returns to the
    land to which he feels his real heart-allegiance, the better it will be for every good American.”
    Theodore Roosevelt
    Address to the Knights of Columbus
    New York City- October 12th, 1915

    A rant from Boston

    Cussing don’t bother me one iota, it’s not even on the list of Our problems

    Boston man unleashes after his recreation center was turned into a migrant camp thanks to his liberal mayor and governor. Instead of bringing the migrants into their own communities, the ‘loving’ liberals dumped them on a struggling black community. “I’ve been here my whole fucking life. I can yell and I’m fucking angry. Why can’t I get in the fucking building? Where’s the mayor at?” “Y’all don’t give a fuck about the motherfuckers that was born and fucking raised here.“ “Y’all gonna bring some other motherfuckers here. That doesn’t fucking add up.” “I’m fucking homeless. I work a full-time job.”

    Topping the list of Our problems, is the Parasite class

    A shout-out to johnson

    Where’s the fucking tapes?

    Now before anyone asks, ” tell how you really feel”

    Trust me, you don’t wanna know, you’ll be running for better medications