Military Veterans and Patriots

Author: Chance

  • well that caused a smile

    well that caused a smile

    As normal, I was outside early having a coffee, there’s a radio out there, newsman was talking about Dallas freezing at -3 degrees, that’s when I smiled before sipping a coffee. It was like 7 below as the sun came up. Just think Dallas, tonight, the wizzards are talking 30 below, at that temperature, believe you me, it’s not all burritos & strippers my friends.

    Pro-tip from one who knows stuff

    and another thing Texas

    I’d rather eat crumbs with you bums then steak with snakes

    we’re good

    speaking of snakes

    “you will own nothing and be happy”

    I call B.S. on that Having my own relics room, I still have some reel to reel, 8 tracks, cassettes, cd’s, in there, hell, grampa’s old (old) record player is in there with thickass vinyl.

    Real Media is a thing

    This isn’t my grampa on mom’s side, a lil something about mine, he made beer, jumbos = about 4 beers, you drink one glass you’ll swear you drank 4 beers, yeah , he made good beer. If he was with us today, he’d be sounding like grampa.

    Much truth seen here

    Here’s a lil something to go with your coffee

    God I said before sipping coffee, why you taking me through troubled waters?

    “Because your enemies cannot swim”.

    Ok

  • Outside

    Outside

    That there is a perfect representation of the term “sonofbitch”, so instead of cussing on Sunday, I’ll insert that gif.

    opened the curtains (yes, I have curtains)

    Right then and there, I wanted to brain someone, install or remove, don’t matter, whatever works. I knew straight who

    Flashback 2000: ‘Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past’ – ‘Children just aren’t going to know what snow is’ ,ole doc david viner. I have a paper on the wall, means only one thing, I went into that world of so-called higher education, then got fuck out. People on the east coast, weird bunch to say the least, I’ve said plenty. Don’t believe me eh, those massholes in Assachusetts are being asked to house illegal aliens, don’t be surprised if they do, like that’s really gonna work in their favor.

    First word (term) after seeing my flag

    Yesterday at my desk, I wrote a letter, short note, proper spelling and punctuation using cursive, took the flag inserted in a plain vanilla envelope. I’ll mail it out on Monday, weather permitting. I suppose you are curious about the note, ok, I’ll tell you exactly what I wrote.

    You

    “Owe me a flag”, during the conversation on the phone about buying it, I was told, ” it’ll hold up” 4 months, four G’damn months. Those flags ain’t cheap man”.

    One look at my winter smoker is all it took

    You don’t understand so I’ll help you out, I like smoking stuff, cheese included, i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the ‘zz’ in ‘pizza’, with a ‘tz’ sound), which, yes, means “mother’s breast”. Thought I would experiment by smoking some titty cheese. I’ll have to ask ole Pete the Italiano where the hell can I get some titty cheese.

    Ever hear of trees being RACCCISSSSS, I read about that, some more that need to be brained. When I say, I see more trees than people, believe me

    I do carry note in my jacket,

    whoever is reading this, know that I’m dead, please take my rifle and knife, give them a good home, they have served me well.

  • Off the beaten path

    Off the beaten path

    Was a cancellation at VA, translation: I drove down got in. I cannot be the only one, front door, big ass sign looking as that posted picture. My face probably always has the same expression with matching feels seeing that sign

    I feel so naked, rules are rules but still yaknow.

    Yaknow, when you walk back outta there it’s a good day why? because on the upper floors, there are brothers who never leave Oscar G. They don’t get to see the water or trees, just a sterile envion. No use having empty hands. Spend 20.00 bucks, go up to the donation desk, drop off a model, it’ll make a brother happy & cut down on lobby time.

    No atta boys needed, just brothers looking after each other

    Yaknow what they say, business before pleasure, well, with the business taken care of 🙂 Made a stop where the mama bear works, (she hunts bear with her hubby), ” Chance you have any jerky on you, I’m hungry” Well yeah, pulled a bag out she few pieces. She introduces me to a new worker, greetings and stuff (manners) Not being bashful the young lady says ” I like jerky, my dad makes jerky” Mama bear says ” Chance’s jerky is magical”. She’s about this age, thinking she’s from the MTU, no metal in the face, dressed proper, talking intelligently. I can see why mama bear brought her on board.

    She put some in her mouth ripped a peice, started chewing, I’ve seen this before so I’ll discribe it for ya. First there was some, mmm then MMMM, then I noticed her eyes rolled back just alittle bit while her eyelashes fluttered some with more MMMMMMMMMMM. Mama bear says ” toldja” She ripped another chunk off and started in on that MMMMMMM, Mama bear I said I betcha thats best mouthgasm she’s had in while, ” it seems so Chance”. The young lady says ” you come in a lot?”. When I need to, it’s a drive. She looks at mama bear and says, ” my dad makes jerky but nothing like this” Mama bear I gotta go, and nice meeting you, nothing like leaving a lady smiling and wanting more. How good it it? well there’s one or on here that’s got some in the mail, they’ll tell ya. I cause mouthgasms.

  • Journal entry: On top of spaghetti

    Journal entry: On top of spaghetti

    Sitting outside with a coffee, there’s something best viewed outside, every morning there’s a eagle out over the lake, even today with high winds, it’s out there just soaring. Not knowing what the day may bring, it’s a good start.

    Innocence wasn’t lost, it was stolen

    Not being ever never invited to a whitehouse press conference

    don’t hurt my feels none

    On top of Spaghetti, that’s an old song, here’s another with an upgrade

    I really don’t have any words except it’s not hard to squint and laugh at the same time. I called up the spaghetti dog, told him the sausage is ready.

    He would remind you of Trinity eating beans, while talking about the palmer

    I’ve mentioned the palmer before down the road some, a refresher of sorts, no one works there, they just live there, think of the bar scene of Jose Wales, was mine there once but that closed years ago, I don’t think they have a palmer snowplow, why spend money on such nonsense when everyone in that place owns a plow. Don’t be surprised seeing horses at town meetings which are held at the ballfield. Anyways, perhaps you’ve seen my friend at the Knuckle

    Pulled in her drive, dropped the kickstand, seen his bike, walk into the backyard, he’s standing there with a plat of flowers, ” hea man, what you doin?”. planting flowers with your mom (she put him to work), I’ll get us couple beers, She never problems with bikes in the drive. Had this other song in my head while looking her and thinking, it’s gotta be the shoes that make her walk like that

  • I could go off the rails

    I could go off the rails

    Having a dropped call from the VA isn’t a really big thing in these woods, phone service sucks, speaking of phones, how’s yours been working of late, if you say crappy, welcome to lake. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

    A proverb is needed:

    I was sailing on calm waters when off to the starboard side I noticed two islands, upon closer inspection, I noticed they were identical on all ways except for one. The first was full of truthtellers, the other one was inhabited by Liars. I set the compass as to steer clear of them both.

    Some words shared a long time ago

    Man’s task is to make safe the path for Woman to walk without fear

    Woman’s burden is to bind Man’s heart with his spirit

    Some other words spoken when America first went to war as a nation.

    The Barbary Coast

    “The only language these people understand is terror”.

    Marines have a way with words

    No assimilation, no friendship

    islamophobic?

    Bullshit

    Some G’damn made-up word to vilify & silence anyone who’s being honest about mankind’s most supremacist culture. Now the whole damn planet knows, islam will never be welcome in my woods.

    Murph on

    Wingman

  • Know your cows

    Know your cows

    Really, no really, stick with me here you’ll understand. Hell, I’ll give you a free 2-fer. This here is a woodland cow.

    This here is an Indian cow

    And this here is your standard white man cow

    See what I did there, threw their fucking racism right back in their faces. Being a halfzie and all yaknow. Do notice all 3 cows are in snow, if you’re cold, they’re cold so bring them in the smoker :). This Army type called me up the other day complaining about his venison spaghetti, said he so tired of venison in everything. Told’em, it’s not even February and you’re tired of eating the same ole maggoty meat eh. “Smoke some will ya, least it’ll be kinda sorta different”. Sure, I can do that, it’s like I got nothing else to do besides go G’damn fishing sometime this year ffs.

    Doing my magic in the kitchen, with Ratdog behind the baby gate, I wanted to test his mental state of mind. Ratdog I said as I’m extracting protein in the tub (don’t let your mind wonder off the REZ there), making sausage, protein extraction is VERY IMPORTANT. Ratdog, worse comes to worse and the situation is dire, you mind if you become my last meal, smoke of course” Seeing his tail wagging like he could be a base drum, Translation: he’s in full agreement :).

    The 2nd half of the 2-fer I just cannot see wasting money when one can build the same g’damn thing with stuff laying around that just needs to be put together, For me it’s about saving money, not bashing on anyone, $250.00 for this smoke generator

    Making your own generator is not that hard people, fun little project

    I was looking at this picture here and thinking, I suppose food and sex have much in common

    Lo-n-slo is the way to go, yeah,

    food is fun, sex is supposed to be fun so why be in a hurry

    fishing tip:

    Being a son of a fisherman, I know stuff

    Remember fellas

    it’s not how deep you drop the worn but how you wiggle it

  • Get Ready

    Get Ready

    I’d show you the front yard but you cannot see it, so you get the back yard today. This here is rather accurate in the life of fishermen/Ladies, there is something missing though

    globull warming isn’t shown

    ” and the newsman sang his same ole song”

    kinda sorta and somewhat

    As my trusty steed is warming up (truck), I had a split thought, a 2-fer if you like, will America go full on MAD MAX, and just how many gun shops are there in this blessed land we call home.

    Driving the nevington koda into town, I highly doubt i’d have problem with someone experiencing road-rage

    You know this is not me for 2 reasons

    there’s no snow and there was no teevee outside, thinking this guy seen every episode of

    Rat Patrol

    Heard tell, one cannot read a picture, I call B.S. on that

    Need some proper music as I get ready move all this G’damn globull warming outta my way, I have some stuff to do which doesn’t include fishing, not a good day to be on the water.

  • Once again, in the hurry up & wait mode

    Once again, in the hurry up & wait mode

    Doesn’t mean I’ve wasted my time, time is fire in which we all burn in, it’s not the amount time given, it’s what you do with the time given, that’s the important part.

    I knew this moment was coming so I planned ahead. Got me baby gate along with some sass. ” So Chance, buying a baby gate, you actually found someone who wanted your pureblood”. Engaging a squint, adjusted my cover, I politely told Bill the cashier, fuckoff. Making bacon is some serious business, I don’t need anything extra like dog hair Cool thing about the Great unifier, Bacon for short, you can make it as you like.

    Was hearing this professor of 35 years at the Naval Academy being interviewed, while sitting things up, he says, ” you know what’s not taught at the Academy, to run towards the fire, Marines do it by instinct” Thats when I smiled and thought, you know understand why we don’t have a football team

    as in ” whoever threw that football into our territory needs to die, get’em boys”.

    Compaasion

    came to mind hearing about a town in Wisconsin, Chippawa county, not a big town, it’s been a dumping ground for illegals. If I was a shop owner in that town, I’d hang a sign in the window, ONLY AMERICANS are served here”. Be interesting to see how government would react, local, state or fed. After a few pork bellys made into the bacon, you end up with some unwanted fat, February and March are hard on the animals, suet bags rolled in bird seed is instant energy for the winter birds.

    Ever notice the bacon you buy, spits and shrinks on you, it’s packed water, my bacon don’t need Viagra to stay long and firm. Hardwood smoked, Lo-n-slo is the way to go

    The bacon ends are great for soups and beans and anything else you like the smokey bacon in

    Is making bacon cheaper than buying it?, depends on how you view it, you know whats in it and not in it, packaging it also costs some money. When buying bacon next time, ask yourself, ” at these prices, am I having fun yet”

    I did have some fun, mental fun while reading this headline

    ‘Mass casualty event’ by far right is ‘hanging in the air’ if Trump loses in 2024: experts

    Far-right

    is that someone who believes in the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the rule law?

    I betcha those experts would love canada

  • Analysis

    Analysis

    Don’t know what this day brings, I do know this, coffee will be involved.

    I may be chronologically gifted, ain’t no way he was singing about me,

    no way

    “I got kicked off of Noah’s Ark
    I turn my cheek to unkind remarks
    There was two of everything
    But one of me

    And when the rains came tumbling down
    I held my breath, and I stood my ground
    And I watched that ship go sailing
    Out to sea”

    First off, who ya gonna trust, me

    or this bunch  

    Nearly 7,000 pounds of raw ground beef is being recalled from multiple Midwestern states, including Michigan, because of potential E. coli contamination, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service. Valley Meats, based in Coal Valley Illinois.

    Stick with what yaknow, as we all know, my guesses are far better then any leftist scumbags facts, you will smile , for proof, I offer this:

    See tolja, gonna trust me

    It’s snowing out here, sideways mind you, I figure its climate change, why not, everything else is

    Sipping a coffee (toldja) looking at the lake, she has a cold bluish/gray look about her, wondering al gorleeroni likes canada.

    Biden break: aka, biden voter

    On a more serious note a video memory of sorts

    I know young fella, an IED found him in Helmand Province, being slapped in the face in face while hearing ” this is all your fault”, came back rather banged up and down in the dumps about life in general. ” What ya gonna do sit in your house and mope while being pumped full scripts from the VA, thats what ya gonna do, I think so let’s go, get on the fucking boat, there’s a ramp, you be fine. And fine he is, got family of own now, still doing the dad thing, doing it right

    shoulda seen ole ratdog take off after a rabbit, moves pretty good for being 14 years old, I figure it’s my cooking, being out his wild side 🙂

  • song came to mind

    song came to mind

    We Americans are a diverse bunch that’s for sure, kinda like the mad trapper going to town, before town

    after town, wearing all his funky stuff purchased at the thrift store.

    Rail cars are like that to

    Nothing fancy here, just some friends sharing thier gifts

    After seeing and reading some stuff

    I don’t believe that the system can be saved or fixed from the inside.

    I do believe that Trump is a powerful tool that We The People have towards fixing this government problem. He is a tool win or lose.

    “If he wins we can start doing the things that must be done from within and with the consent of The People. But the corrupt players will still be inside the government. They will again surround DJT with actors that will say the right things while sabotaging him behind his back and the backs of The American People.

    He will again be surrounded by Barrs, Pences and Pompeos. The Republican actors like Graham will continue to act by saying the right thing but doing nothing.

    In order for Trump to make the changes that must be made he cannot have any of the treasonous trash hanging on to his cabinet. He will need private sector personnel. He will need rid the Pentagon of the turncoats that compose the Joint Chiefs. And even then he will have the media to contend with.

    Should he lose in another stolen election he will be the rally point needed to start the next revolution. The revolution will be a force outside of this corrupt government. It will be a force driven by the consent of the governed and it will hold the real Authority of our Constitution.

    After the next stolen election you must, with a good conscience, withdraw your consent to being governed by the fraud of Washington DC. You must recognize the lengths to which this government will go to so that it can be your master. You must prepare to fight. Fight for the freedom of your children. If you don’t fight they will never know freedom”.

    There’s already been causalities

    before this is over there will be more

    That’s when that song came to mind